حلال PvtRichardCranium / Richard Heinz

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Team Butt blast, whatcha gonna do when Hulkamania comes for you!?
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I honestly don't care what happens to this thread, because Pvt is an insane individual. Null will either delete this thread or send it to spergatory. I'm fine with either outcome.
 
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Oh, you guys!

Here's the OP I was writing to win the bet before Shazbot beat me to it:
JEWS said:
#888c said:
<PvtRichardCranium> Null said he isn't going to allow discussion about me on the board
<PvtRichardCranium> Shows he's afraid.
<JEWS> i don't think he'll delete a thread if we make one with cocks
<PvtRichardCranium> Make one then pussy
<PvtRichardCranium> I DARE you
<PvtRichardCranium> See what fucking happens
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PvtRichardCranium, real name Richard L. Heinz of Twin Falls, Idaho, is weentroll-cum-lolcow. You probably recognize him as a CWCki Forums shitposter who was permanently banned for ween.
Speaking in /cow/'s IRC channel, he claims to possess the following:
* His mother "living with HIM" in a trailer park in Idaho
* An IQ of 250, exceeding the maxima of most IQ tests
* A six-figure job at Intelius, which pays him $100,000 per year to aggregate public records and compete with free phone books
* Leadership of two elite trolling groups who nobody in /cow/ or the CWCki Forums has heard of

He's also started a /cow/ thread last night incorrectly calling out Null as responsible for his ban. Null has been chuckling with us in IRC ever since.

I figure that the mods here won't mind a thread since he's permanently banned and the community hates him. PvtRichardCranium, however, believes that Null fears him and won't allow a thread for him and has wagered $1000 that he'll delete this thread.
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Satan said:
I think this is a new low... someone who actually wants to be a lolcow? I've seen a lot of craziness back in the day but I'm pretty sure this never happened before!
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It's all a plan by Surt to began ragnarok and overthrow the NWO and Hulkamania
 
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Ziltoid said:
I honestly don't care what happens to this thread, because Pvt is an insane individual. Null will either delete this thread or send it to spergatory. I'm fine with either outcome.
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If you don't like this thread, why are you in it?
 
At least his girlfriend is as fat as he is...and that's saying a lot!
 
You'll see this in a log later, but Richie Rich apparently plans to ruin both Null and me to defend his troll reputation.

Someone anonymously edited his vanity page on the Gamerfood Wiki, so he made a bunch of threats in #888c claiming he will set the editor's router on fire with "Totenkopf," his trolling crew's signature virus. I then edited his page and ended up on his hit list.

So basically, Null is safe and cozy because whatever happens to him will happen to me.
 
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ShazbotChan said:
Oh, and you should all know PvtRichardCranium has stated, anyone who posts in this thread. Is DONE!

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Well I guess I'm done now that I posted in this thread about him. So when will he try to dox me and call me scum because I'm a brony or I posted in this thread?

Satan said:
I think this is a new low... someone who actually wants to be a lolcow? I've seen a lot of craziness back in the day but I'm pretty sure this never happened before!
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It may as well be a new low. Wanting to be a lolcow may as well be like willingly having a baseball bat swung at your face.
 
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I feel like we've witnessed something truly beautiful here: the birth of a lolcow, red-faced and crying and shrieking out into the world. And much like a newborn infant, it has zero muscle tone, is completely dependent on its mother, and smells bad.
 
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