Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 21.6%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 28.4%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 42 14.4%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 100 34.2%

  • Total voters
    292
He’s a trust fund baby. AND he has a law degree, which despite his ineptitude, still gives him easy access to six figure salaries

I’ll defer to the lawyers but I doubt it. My impression is that outside of the big firms it’s far from guaranteed that you’ll make good money lawyering. He’s going to be dependent on his parents for the rest of his life.

Rackets, conservatively, has 40 Iq points on Ralph.

Ralph has an animal cunning though. He smelled the stink of the Balldo long before most.
 
I’ll defer to the lawyers but I doubt it. My impression is that outside of the big firms it’s far from guaranteed that you’ll make good money lawyering. He’s going to be dependent on his parents for the rest of his life.
No big firm would hire him at this point anyway. Especially now.
 
No big firm would hire him at this point anyway. Especially now.
If he hadn't fucked it all up he could have probably made at least a decent living, but the really lucrative in a small town is often locked up and the local wealthy families have the lawyer(s) they have because their granddaddies had his granddaddy as a lawyer. And those six figure associate jobs at a big firm? They expect you to work for them. Nick has more or less disqualified himself permanently but even if he were younger, they'd be wanting 70 hour weeks and the like.

Had he put even minimal effort into a 30+ hour a week practice churning a couple dozen DUI cases or whatever, he wouldn't have made rock star money like he miraculously made streaming before burning it all down, but he'd have had something to go back to. There are plenty of people making a comfortable living with some kind of life-work balance but you are simply not guaranteed a six figure income just for having a law degree from a fourth-tier toilet.
 
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I don't like this storyline. Too much of a variance to reality.
career: dead. he'll go the route of ralph and stream to fewer and fewer people and be right back to drugs and alcohol the second he thinks he can get away with it.

i really don't think it's unrealistic for him to end up alone living in one of his parents houses drinking himself to death as he snorts lines of coke and buys prostitutes.
I would like to see Nick troon out and join the Transon family.
Rackets, conservatively, has 40 Iq points on Ralph.
Give it up. Ralph has more courtroom experience and isn't facing felony charges or a defamation suit.
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I tend to think Nick will have a tougher time with either probation or rehab than prison.
Nick would thrive in jail. It's the best option for his lifestyle.
It is odd to have 3 ongoing cases. Most people are not involved in CPS, criminal, and civil cases against themselves.
Nick is a triple threat to the legal system.
 
If he hadn't fucked it all up he could have probably made at least a decent living, but the really lucrative in a small town is often locked up and the local wealthy families have the lawyer(s) they have because their granddaddies had his granddaddy as a lawyer. And those six figure associate jobs at a big firm? They expect you to work for them. Nick has more or less disqualified himself permanently but even if he were younger, they'd be wanting 70 hour weeks and the like.

Had he put even minimal effort into a 30+ hour a week practice churning a couple dozen DUI cases or whatever, he wouldn't have made rock star money like he miraculously made streaming before burning it all down, but he'd have had something to go back to. There are plenty of people making a comfortable living with some kind of life-work balance but you are simply not guaranteed a six figure income just for having a law degree from a fourth-tier toilet.
There were far more paths for success for Nick than failure. He had his trust fund, he had his community, he had his support network. If he was just a semi NEET lawyer he would’ve had his win condition. He had multiple chances to unfuck his mistakes and he chose not to. Hell if he wanted to go full Saul he could’ve. Abandon everything, go inner city, pander on local TV to deadbeats who need someone with a flashy name and a cheap suit while snorting all the coke you could have. Abandoning his family like that would’ve been far more acceptable than what he ended up doing.
 
Ralph has an animal cunning though. He smelled the stink of the Balldo long before most.
I'm gonna have to disagree with that one. Nick made a joke about Ralph sharting and it invoked the rage of the eponymous rage-pig. Ralph saw nothing beyond his own shovel snout and trotters and if Nick had said "Ethan Ralph didn't shart and he's actually the king of kings", Ralph would never have muttered a critical word about rackets.
 
He’s now pushed it back to 12:30 am. Give me all the rainbows but he has just done a drug run. He can’t even blame this timeslot on a kids visit or midnight piano recital. What else could he be doing? (Other than April)

A few more options:

1) He is coming down off something or sobering up. He underestimates his recovery time and pushes back the stream start to deal with it.

2) Now that he is sober, he has all kinds of stage drama and performance anxiety right before he starts a stream. He is having a girly panic attack before every stream and probably a three-way yelling match with the women.

3) His sleep cycle is so messed up that they can't wake him up on time for streams. And they also can't get him ready to go on stream with coke anymore.
 
A friend of mine had a family member with a 1970 Barracuda in this same exact paint, for all I know this might even be a picture of it. There was some significance for that particular color if I remember correctly. It looks so similar to a 1970 Charger and Challenger that I wouldn’t be able to differentiate between them in a lineup. That Barracuda was pretty impressive so if given the chance I pick the ‘Cuda just for familiarity.
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Color is called “Plum Crazy” with Dodge & “In-Violet” for Plymouth.

Would it not be likely that other parents are whispering to each other in earshot of their crotch goblins? Also, nice families don’t act like the Rekietas. No, you cant’t go to Rackets Heights for a sleepover. That family’s… having problems. We don’t judge but we pray for them.

People didn’t gossip enough because children were still being allowed to stay over at the Racket’s home at the end of December, 2023, when one of the Rekieta girls had a birthday sleepover party. Nick didn’t stream that night because he was tasked with staying up & supervising the girls.

That eight-year-old girl learned to snort coke from someone.

Edit II: "Anyone who thinks an 8 yo was doing rails of coke is insane."
Edit III: He's implying that someone else gave her cocaine.

She likely wasn’t snorting lines. “Someone” could have given it to her in a capsule & told her it was prescribed medication / vitamin or it could have been put in a beverage without her knowledge.

Edit: “Someone” meaning Nick, or Kayla.
 
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She likely wasn’t snorting lines. “Someone” could have given it to her in a capsule & told her it was prescribed medication / vitamin or it could have been put in a beverage without her knowledge.
It was extremely fucking unlikely that a child her age would be taking cocaine in the first place. Nick has gone out of his way to deny that she was ripping lines, which suggests to me that is exactly what happened. Again, kids imitate what they see adults doing all the time. It’s not more far fetched than a parent feeding her cocaine.
 
I am surprised that Nick even had the option to revoke consent for a test that was (I assume) done incident to the arrest.
He made it sound like he did it by his own volition to try to figure out what exactly he would test positive for. On Camelot's stream the clip I saw made it sound like he didn't even know because of all the CRAZY parties he went to. Which doesn't really sound like something you should say when you're facing the various open cases that he is.

These particular online views of Nick can't be fully understood outside of the context of Nick at that time attempting to cynically portray himself as a relationship expert full of supposedly helpful advice for in particular women. Nick as manosphere critic was just Nick out gaslighting whoever was dumb enough to believe in Nick the relationship expert.
To be fair, Nick maintains a healthy relationship with his wife and his girlfriend.

Not sure about the other house. Does "Lord Robert Family Trust" ring a bell?
It might if you tried using the forum search function first.
 
Maybe this is the real reason the Balldo Pope is running to Ralph. He must be hoping that gunt luck rubs on him.
is it luck or does nick just suck that bad? is ralph shucking and jiving and amusing the judges with his west memphis wigger antics or is nick just opening all his arguments by introducing himself as a pedophile and then asking how the judges kids are doing? idk i just figured even a shitty lawyer could get or help with a win, even lionel hutz got a win or two.
 
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