Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[beanbag in a hurry]

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The bitterness is insane in this one. Do watch.

 

[cybercybe]

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The bitterness is insane in this one. Do watch.

You can really see her waddling side to side when she walks.

 

[bliblblblbbllb]

"I'm already mad at my body, I don't need to be doubly mad at myself for poor decision making"

I gasped LOL. Start at the 10min mark for full context.

 

[Gay Mouth]

Anna has always bitched about air travel but it's really ramped up in the last year.

Complaining about the airline not coddling her and a man daring to encroach upon her eight feet of personal space made me think of the future.

She has potentially months of lymphatic massage, compression bandages and garments, pain, swelling, leaking, nerve damage and nerve repair (which is itchy and sometimes painful AND numb), and uneven fat distribution / pitting ahead of her. She has said herself she has several more surgeries to go. I'd assume if the last one was outer left leg, she still has front left leg, inner left leg, outer/front/inner right leg. Maybe arms, maybe gunt, maybe more. Once the full consequence of her first surgery hits her, I think at the least she's going to be afraid of bookending her surgeries with painful and exhausting flights from Texas to LA.

I predict our rootless, community free world traveler is going to up-sticks and move to LA! Why not? She doesn't have family in Texas, she doesn't have friends (except slave Jon). From the comfort of her much more hip & chic condo in Malibu, she can be free to enjoy her endless, pointless surgeries and years of lymphatic oozage! She can get cut up and zooted on Oxy's til she dies of much more natural causes than deep vein thrombosis caused by excessive air travel.

 

[Barbarella]

"I'm already mad at my body, I don't need to be doubly mad at myself for poor decision making"

I gasped LOL. Start at the 10min mark for full context.

Wow. Anna has always been problematic, but she’s gone batshit insane cuckoo bananas.

She told a child who asked why she was wearing compression socks that she is sick! Sick! A child! Lipodema is not an illness, it’s a fat disorder. Now, assuming she didn’t overly explain to this child, (which is not at all certain) his mother is going to have to answer a lot of questions about why the fat lady is sick, and if she’s going to die? She is unbelievably self-centered and sets zero boundaries.

She literally cried because she got the wrong bagel. Sobs, tears, and a break down. Real crying, not fake. She walked two whole miles, very slowly, stopping for candy and pictures, to get these bagels, and had to back to the hotel go eat it in bed, like a deathfat. After sobbing a bit, she whined she couldn’t eat it on camera because she didn’t know what the cream cheese was, after she’d eaten some off her fingers. And told us it was vegetable.

There was so much in that little video. Her normal complaining about everything: waiting in line for cotten candy, abusing her dog by picking him up for a picture, spilling shit on her shirt and changing in the middle of the street, bitching about somebody taking pictures where she wanted to, etc. but we got a grand finale this time.

I think it’s going to be hard for even normies not to notice the flaming personality disorders. And the fat. The fatty fat fat behavior. A few reactors might jump on board with this one. Bet it gets deleted.

I have never seen a 40 year old woman cry because they got an oat bagel instead of pumpernickel. Whack.

No, she is not going to handle this recovery well. We’ll see how far her delusion takes her.

Edit: I cant get over it. That was a beautiful walk. Lovely day, she met a nice kid, her dog was happy, she got candy, she saw historic architecture, she was in a pretty part of NYC. And she appreciated none of it because her bagel order was wrong. “She just can’t win” she cries. Those are some fucked up priorities. Until she fixes that thinking they can suck every bit of fat out of her and she’ll be miserable.

 

[Angry New Ager]

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The most fun part of this vid is ignoring Anna entirely and watching the people in the background. There's a girl in a white dress at about 3:15 who openly gawks at her, and Anna is completely oblivious.

 

[lottalove]

This has to be pre-lipo. I was examining the left and right bumpers on her hips. They are still there.
She says, that she had to get off all her anti-inflammatories, which must have been a lot, and not being able to take Tylenol. So she was prepping for it.

I too noticed all the normal-weight people walking in perfectly walkable New York, and the irritated glances. Of course the only really interesting things for Anna are food related. She explains in great detail, how she wants a specific kind of bread and cream cheese, and she had to wait, like everybody else, for her cotton candy. She isn't interested in sight seeing, history, the impressions, fashion, people or whatever else.

If improving her overall wellbeing were of any real concern for her after dumping the masking meds, she'd avoid inflammatory food items, like pure sugar cotton candy and other carbs. So it isn't. Of course it isn't.

 

[Lisa Frank Abomination]

How wide is her wobble, exactly? Watching her head sway back and forth like a metronome is nauseating, but she's gotta be spanning two feet least with every step. I know human eyes adjust naturally to hold our vision steady when we walk, but damn, she's gotta notice that's not normal, right?

Anna is as petty as she is pathetic. The way she complained about the cotton candy place and having to wait for the artist to show up - she kept saying she was gonna leave but I guess she couldn't tear her fat ass away from the chance at getting a pure sugar fix.

The bagel snafu man... She had to take a taxi back to the hotel, and never once in that whole time did she think to check whether her bagel was right? Even if it had been, she was already furious they didn't have the exact cream cheese she wanted. She's so completely deranged.

Around 8 minutes in, at the cotton candy place, she kept spooking other people in line (who were all there with their kids by the way). There's no way those people wanted to be recorded.

Also: "This is what you learn as a messy person" as she strips in the middle of the sidewalk... Normal people don't run into these kinds of problems on the daily, Anna. God she's disgusting.

 

[Gay Mouth]

I watched the video and mapped her walk based on landmarks and addresses. Her first appearance is outside of Sandwicherie of New York. Then,

Grand Central Station
New York Public Library
Bravo Pizza
Fluffy Algodon
The New York ~ Dublin Portal at Flatiron
Finally, Tompkins Square Bagels



Her trip was a scanty two miles of walking. She was right! If she avoided all the tourist and sugar attractions and waddled straight to the holy grail, she could have only walked 40 minutes.




I think she must have stayed at the Westin, it's mere meters from her starting point and is swank enough to accommodate lumpy bagel princess.



At 6:46 in the video a guy in a motorized wheelchair zooms around her fat ass




Bagel place closes 5, it's 4 something, half a mile to go
"If I walked all that way and there was no bagel I'd be so pissed"

Pissily waits for cotton candy "artist" to arrive to their shift, even though the clock is ticking on her precious bagel. Thankfully they arrive in time.


Changing vid:

"Ok, so, this (melting sugar stain on her shirt) has gotten worse... so, I have an idea... I've got a sports top underneath this, and I've cut all the tags out... this is what you learn as a messy person... flip the t-shirt! How will they know? HEHEHEHE"

Crying bagel defeat:

"I immediately put on my pajamas and I was so excited because I opened my bagel and I'm like, "I can't wait to eat my pumpernickel bagel because it's my favorite thing, like, pumpernickel like, I'm an old man at heart, and you know what? It's not pumpernickel.

They messed it up. It's not even the right... bagel.

It- *STRESS SIGH* it's not even the right cream cheese.

It's OAT. It's an oat bagel with- I'm not exactingly sure, i think it's veggie cream cheese? So like... somebody else probably has my order, this is probably someone else's bagel.

*FINGER SLURP*
Well... WHAT A WAY TO END THIS VIDEOOHOHOHOE."
*dissolves into tears*

"...I walked two damn miles- in pain- for a bagel"
*fake sobs again*
"aHanD I DhIdHnT EveHeN GeHeT Tha RiGht BaGel."
*SOB*
"Do you guys know how hard that was for me?"
*SOB*
"And I don't know whether to cry or laugh, because... GOD, sometimes you just can't win! Sometimes you just. Can't. Win."
*STRESS SIGH*
"Well, I walked two miles for a bagel, and... I guess I didn't get it. WELP, I'm gonna go figure out what this is, and I'm afraid because I literally don't know what cream cheese it is and I'm like.. I don't wanna try it on camera because I don't know what it is. HUHHUH, straight up I don't know what this person ordered that I got, so, I'm, I'm just gonna go *licks finger* and, make peace with this. I hope you guys have an amazing rest of your day, and I hope, if you too are chasing a bagel, that you get it. That your luck is better than mine."



Bagel triumph:

"I ordered it this morning! Because I, I NEEDED to have my bagel. I needed to have it. You know what, it's a happy ending. To a one sad tale, about a girl, who walked two miles, for her bagel."
*MONCH*
*smile *

 

[OttoWest]

She literally cried because she got the wrong bagel. Sobs, tears, and a break down. Real crying, not fake. She walked two whole miles, very slowly, stopping for candy and pictures, to get these bagels, and had to back to the hotel go eat it in bed, like a deathfat. After sobbing a bit, she whined she couldn’t eat it on camera because she didn’t know what the cream cheese was, after she’d eaten some off her fingers. And told us it was vegetable.

Anna was never going to eat on camera, since food is her biggest desire/most secret shame.

I think we all know what food aggression is, but what would one call this— food obsession? Anna is very, very particular about this bagel, goes on and on about it (but not enough to bother to check her order?) and then cries, actually cries in frustration because the thing she was fixated on all morning turned out to be different than what she wanted.

It’s one thing to come home after a long day and your spouse or kid has eaten that slice of cake you were saving as a treat, but this comes across as something else entirely.

Her gait is insane. There is a deathfat in my life who is similarly proportioned to Anna and they, as @Lisa Frank Abomination put it, sway like a metronome. It’s like they are walking with one shortened leg, they bob up and down and back and forth like a top. Anna usually hides her weeble walk but I guess the lipedema arc has allowed her to let it loose.

 

[keke]

Dying on the sword for banned books when it’s just trying to stop kids getting porno graphic novels paid for by taxation. Anna is a dumb obese moron with man hands who watched her mother and sister die of obesity and lives everyday of her life on borrowed time. She is entirely unsympathetic and never known a day of hardship, if the family deaths impacted her she would’ve changed but she didn’t, now she only knows indulgence. The Target video is bad but you can see in other clothing store vlogs her dumping clothes in the wrong place and scrunched up. She’s not cute and relatable walking for a good bagel, she’s a garbage bag of cottage cheese who’s had more than enough food experiences in her life. I don’t hate fat people, I accept that with how processed foods are now with stationary jobs it’s easy to pack on the pounds quite quickly, but there’s a difference between being a fatty and being a human pig.

 

[Programmer Socks]

Fuck this negligent imbecile. She couldn't choose worse food than bagels and cotton candy. She does absolutely nothing to help herself unless it's pointless performative "content" (and fuck that word as well) and expects all of her severe health issues to be someone else's problem to fix.

The way she talked about that cream cheese filling was very illuminating. I've never known anyone who would talk about something as nothing as a bagel filling like that. What a fucked up life and complete waste of skin.

 

[ghjoigcbn]

She’s like a pregnant woman with intense cravings who’s like “the baby needs X” except she’s the baby.

 

[multiverse]

Her gait is insane. There is a deathfat in my life who is similarly proportioned to Anna and they, as @Lisa Frank Abomination put it, sway like a metronome

This is what causes her apple watch to falsely report extra steps and distance: her gamboling hurple gait is so far from human, the step counter applies 1.653 steps each time she undulates.

It took her two hours to walk two miles, which is an unbelievably slow pace. Sure, she stood in line for cotton candy because she's a fat fuck who can't resist food on the way to food, but two miles is normal walking distance during a city commute one way. It's not some herculean task which requires multiple rest breaks, plus a water and cooling break for your dog.

Speaking of dogs, I have never seen one look more defeated and miserable.

 

[Dr. Armchair]

Stuffing that cotton candy in. God she’s grotesque. It was the only time she seemed to experience something akin to joy.

Also, I would bet my hat that SHE messed up the order. She was probably jonesing so hard for the bagel that she took the wrong order away with her. Impatient and desperate for her fix.

What kind of childish palette does she have that an oat bagel with vegetable cream cheese (presumably just cream cheese with vegetables through it) is too risky to try on camera? Oh wait, i forgot, “this protein keetch, taught me about self care.”

what a useless bag of idiots this giant giant woman is.

 

[HamFan]

This video is classic. One of the best.

The utter gall to go from "I ran a 5k. I RAN it." to "Omg, I walked 2 miles ! No, 3! "

I liked when she was crying and was oblivious to the cream cheese on her index finger


Which she then wiped unto her face

And then made this face.

"I walked 2 miles for a bagel, and I guess I didn't get it!" Poor Anna!

You got your bagel, tubby. You ate that bagel, probably much faster than usual, because you were mad, and it wasn't even what you wanted. And then you ordered room service to sooth your irritation and "make up" for the "wasted" beautiful afternoon you spent in NYC.

 

[GenociderSyo]

I feel no sorrow for Anna and her bagel issues. This dude did far more to get his bagel and it was RAINBOW to boot!

 

[OttoWest]

This is what causes her apple watch to falsely report extra steps and distance: her gamboling hurple gait is so far from human, the step counter applies 1.653 steps each time she undulates.

Interesting. I’m sure the arm swings add to it too.

Someone can check my math but that would mean 5000 steps in actuality is only 3,025 steps (.605:1 real step vs. recorded step).

I know this was discrepancy was discussed earlier but she’s really deceiving herself and her audience.

 

[Small Obama]

I cannot believe this ho expects us to believe she was walking "5-6 miles a day" before wicked lipedema suddenly jumped out of a bush and transformed her instantly from a beautiful fierce queen into a pained, galumphing, 600 pound orb, who walks like a ship on rough seas.

You are deeply sick Anna, but not from your body. This unending itch in your mind has caused you to poison and destroy yourself into the creature you are today. Cut and hate and punish your body all you like, Anna. Your sickness is in your brain.

 

[Programmer Socks]

When she walks it's as though she has to rock her entire body from side-to-side to generate the momentum to move forward. Bounce left bounce right move forward. She doesn't step or walk as such, it's more the kind of movement you'd do if you were moving a wardrobe on your own.

Her arms are mesmerising. Her sad little tits make her arms look even more girthy, they are absolute units in and of themselves.