Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Nah it’s clearly God who did all the healing work, Jack prayed the pain away.


The Moonlanding stuff was spurred on because Jack saw a movie

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Not surprised that a fat retard like him believes the Moon landing is fake, no wonder he was crying about getting science and math videos on Tik Tok while he was looking for recipes to steal.

lol "safe for republican families to watch" aka doesn't include minorities

of course fatty believes the earth is flat and the moon landing was faked. He's legitimately retarded and I'd say proof of the decline of the US educational system except no educational system exists that could teach fatty anything. He's too stubborn

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

lol "safe for republican families to watch" aka doesn't include minorities

for someone who claims he's "not sensitive like the leftist snowflakes" he does cries about any type of media. Imagine refusing to see a movie unless you get conformation that it doesn't disagrees with your viewpoints. christ, people like jack are the biggest snowflakes I've ever seen.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

How long until he starts posting about flat earth? He's already religious and a blubbering retard so he'd definitely fit right in

Yeah and he always whines about “Political agendas” in his movie reviews and doesn’t elaborate on what he means by that.

The funniest bit was when Jack complained about Shogun for “Saying the lords name in vain” which is very funny given he watches shit like South Park

 

[AltisticRight]

What a coincidence, YouTube sent me a math "tiktok" yesterday, too:

I wonder if fatass even knows what an integral is. I would bet he never heard about this in his life.

Jack is e^x.
You can integrate him however you want, he'll always be e^x, he will never lose anything. In fact, he'll gain stuff because he IS FAT.
You can differentiate him if you like, nothing will happen because he'll ALWAYS BE FAT.

I will not even integrate Jack Scalfani because he is FAT.
Get it?
Will not ∫e^x (dx).

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

The funniest bit was when Jack complained about Shogun for “Saying the lords name in vain” which is very funny given he watches shit like South Park

Does someone say "Jack" in Shogun?

 

[Super Hans v2]

Does someone say "Jack" in Shogun?

The main protag's name is John, but the Scalfanis are white trash going back generations and Jack is his actual, legal name. My guess is that he got a kick out of most of speaking being in Japanese, meaning when he was watching with Jr's illiterate ass he wasn't made to feel stupid by not being able to follow along with the plot.

 

[Why am I doing this?]

What a coincidence, YouTube sent me a math "tiktok" yesterday, too:

I wonder if fatass even knows what an integral is. I would bet he never heard about this in his life.

Cool, but you could also just check that f(x) = (xe)^(pi/x) has a single maximum at 1, so in particular e^pi = f(1) > f(pi/e) = pi^e.
Which means you don't even need to know what an integral is.
But you still couldn't explain any of that to Jack because he's fat, stupid, uneducated, has severe brain damage, only thinks about meats and he's fat.

 

[Boss Man Jackoff]

Was just reading this thread for the first time... Searched up aunt myrnas party cheese salad and this came up, new from yesterday. Dude looks almost as fucked up as Jack https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovsVXjzJCSk

 

[ADN_VIII]

Jack has a new lazy man recipe: lazy man mac and cheese. It involves Wal-Mart brand instant mac and cheese and those cheese balls that come in a giant plastic container. I'll watch it and post highlights a bit later.
Rate me late, I only found out about this one now.

 

[AltisticRight]

Jack has a new lazy man recipe: lazy man mac and cheese. It involves Wal-Mart brand instant mac and cheese and those cheese balls that come in a giant plastic container. I'll watch it and post highlights a bit later.

This one from a few months ago? Or did he make another sacrilegious "Lazy Man" recipe?

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Was just reading this thread for the first time... Searched up aunt myrnas party cheese salad and this came up, new from yesterday. Dude looks almost as fucked up as Jack https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovsVXjzJCSk

That kitchen is depressing.


This guy would have had been a good jack pack candidate. But jack packed it up and quite that venture too early.

 

[ADN_VIII]

This one from a few months ago? Or did he make another sacrilegious "Lazy Man" recipe?

Yeah, no its that one. It popped up in my YT feed as a recommend and I thought it was new. My bad

 

[AltisticRight]

as a recommend

I think that's YouTube telling you to get on a diet or something, it's a sign of worse things to come, an evil omen.

 

[ADN_VIII]

I think that's YouTube telling you to get on a diet or something, it's a sign of worse things to come, an evil omen.

For how many of Guga's recipes I've made and the investment into sous vide, you're probably right.

 

[Flesh Ribbons]

Was just reading this thread for the first time... Searched up aunt myrnas party cheese salad and this came up, new from yesterday. Dude looks almost as fucked up as Jack https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovsVXjzJCSk

At least this guy has four functioning limbs.

 

[biggacracka]

That kitchen is depressing.


This guy would have had been a good jack pack candidate. But jack packed it up and quite that venture too early.

If it wasn't for the electric stove, I would have thought it was CEO of Chairbugs' kitchen

 

[Rod Dangerous]

It looks like the feds paid Jack a visit, per his mother-in-law.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

It looks like the feds paid Jack a visit, per his mother-in-law.

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>be me
>be FBI agent
>boss tells me some people have made spicy posts online so I’m doing house calls today
>”are these genuine calls to violent action or just americripples complaining about the president?”
>boss is confused
>i get out the threat matrix chart from training and explain the difference between a clear and present danger and an expression of federally protected free speech
>he laughs
>”they’re genuine threats, son”
>get to the assignment, knock on the door
>it’s an americripple complaining about the president

 

[Orkeosaurus]

It looks like the feds paid Jack a visit, per his mother-in-law.

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I like how she doesn't even refute that Jack wants Biden dead, just that he's too much of a feckless, fat retard to do anything about it. Felted by mother in law ouch

 

[p1138]

It looks like the feds paid Jack a visit, per his mother-in-law.

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LOL, you've got to be fucking kidding. I was thinking earlier with Fatty's new conspiritard saga that he might start assuming everyone who thinks he's an asshole is some government agent fucking with him trying to "hide the truth" or some shit, but before I could even get to post that thought his Q idiot mother in law is already claiming the secret service knocked on his door? HAHAHAHA. Now I'm imagining Tammy trying to get Fatty swatted so she can get a payout from the government or something.