Official Kiwi Farms Centrism Thread - For posting all your based Centrist takes

[Fastest Hand In The East]

Can we be centrists but still roll out the holocaust?

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Unga Bunga tribe say no compromise.

Unga Bunga tribe insist respect cave rights and distribute mammoth meat fairly through voluntary exchange of mammoth meat for help hunt or help tidying cave.

Unga Bunga tribe insist that shiny rocks are the seed of thorns and should be cast into the stinky pit where belong.

Most important, Unga Bunga tribe insist Bunga Unga tribe steal mammoth meat and need deaded.

 

[Chet Manley]

There needs to be an age limit on legislative/judicial/executive branches of government. It should be considered shameful to die in office.

 

[MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin]

she has another good quote
"Totalitarianism in power invariably replaces all first-rate talents, regardless of their sympathies, with those crackpots and fools whose lack of intelligence and creativity is still the best guarantee of their loyalty."

people writing stuff from a 20th century perspective would blow their brains out if they were brought to 2024.

 

[AgendaPoster]

We should have an international armed force to pacify unruly tribes, regardless if Jewish, Arab, Amerifat, Yuropoor, Nordix or any other version of mutt.

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

Think of your opinion on an issue on a scale of -100 ___0___100.

-100 would be completely against, 0 would be you dgaf. And 100 would be completely for.

Isn’t saying “yes” the same as being 100% for something? Or saying “no” being 100% against something?

In that sense, we all use “extremist” language everyday. And therefore we are all “extremist” for something. Like if you like Pepsi over coke, then you are technically an anti-Coke extremist and pro-Pepsi extremist. But you don’t get violent over the matter (I hope)

Being zealous, passionate, devoted to a cause or idea? Why is that so vilified?

 

[draggs]

I am soliciting on opinions NOT as to whether huffing gasoline, raping your 8 year old daughters, beating their mothers almost to death, and destroying your corrugated tin huts 5-7 times a week, is a centrist position, but whether it is the MOST centrist position possible

 

[CognitiveDeficiency]

The only principled centrist takes are:

• The vast majority of people are too stupid and short sighted to have any say in the direction a nation should take.
• Taxation is theft.
• All politicians, bureaucrats, journalists, and everyone in academia with the exception of like 10% of STEM professors should be dragged from their beds naked in the middle of the night, have their heads smashed with hammers, and then their defiled bodies should be hung from lampposts to serve as a warning.
• Shooting people who say "I'm from California," should be a constitutionally protected form of free speech.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

My most centrist take is that people who don't own land should not be eligible to vote. Also that representative democracy is a scam.

 

[Drip Torch]

My most centrist take is that people who don't own land should not be eligible to vote. Also that representative democracy is a scam.

"You aint no kinda man, unless you own land." been the saying for a long time.

 

[Peepeepoopoo Witch]

I wish commies and fascists would just kill each other already.

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

I agree both sides are dumb Nazis bad communist bad that's why I you should be a monarchist
it is the happy medium between extreme control of society and live and let live the king does not care how tall your grass is

 

[crowabunga]

I want to watch everything burn (in a centrist way)

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

I want to watch everything burn (in a centrist way)

Me too buddy. Can we get centrist burn all down party?

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

Finally, a safe space for me to come out and reveal my true identity.

My name is Haywood Jablomey, and I am a centrist.

*drops mic*
*vapes triumphantly*

 

[Chunky Salsa]

I like my porridge just right. Not too hot, not too cold.

 

[Annoying Orange]

Economic leftism + social rightism = the best combination.

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

Yeah I made this thread because it's funny watching them screech in outrage that you dare to agree with them on some things but not on others.

judging by the responses this thread is already a colossal success

 

[BULLY HUNTER_78]

I agree with the left that billionaires can go fuck themselves but I also agree with the right that the government can go fuck itself.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

"You aint no kinda man, unless you own land." been the saying for a long time.

Which I'm sure if why it's been made unaffordable.