Official Kiwi Farms Centrism Thread - For posting all your based Centrist takes

Fuck Joe Biden and fuck Donald Trump.

Lazy welfare leeches like Chris Chan should get a job but also an honest living should also be comfortable and affordable.
 
We need better work place safety regulations and more protections for workers however welfare parasites should be turned into fertilizer
gay marriage is a sin against God and nature but the state has no right to intervene in marriage it is a religious thing and a religious thing alone.

all forms of gun control are communist
the government should not spy on its own citizens or conduct psychological warfare operations.
We need massive immigration control and repatriation efforts
we need to reform the parole system but we need harsher punishments for pedophilia drug dealers drug traffickers and human traffickers the punishment for all those things should be death by hanging.
We need to repeal the Civil Rights Act the housing rights act and the Voting Rights Act but there's nothing wrong with having special protections with people with legitimate disabilities.
We need to reopen mental asylums for the most severely mentally ill people like Chris Chan
you should be allowed to own guns if you're mentally ill because the people most likely to be attacked by criminals or the mentally ill
childless men and women who were not married should not be allowed to vote.
We should replace the president with the monarch so we no longer have contentious presidential elections.
 
I'm fine with that for people born with type 1 diabetes. Type twos should have to show a modicum of restraint in their diet before I'm willing to pay.
A truly centrist state would not tolerate deathfats and would simply force them to lose weight and change diet.
 
I think beanies are awesome and a fine solution for male pattern baldness, and porn gamea should not copyright website names.

Beaniesnothate!
 
I'm just fucking sick of ideologues on either side that throw some hammy overwrought anecdote at you, then demand you make a snap decision about a complicated issue on which you have limited information. No, you are not allowed to abstain from forming an opinion, what are you some fencesitting cuck? No, you can't go find more information on the subject. I just told you everything you would ever need to know. Why won't you have the knee-jerk reaction I intended and agree with me blindly? Are you calling me a liar? Are you flip-flopping? Why won't you stop being obtuse and just see reason? Well fuck you too then. Some people just can't be reasoned with.
 
Capitalism is a flawed system and has allowed for a lot of suffering, but communism can't produce the wealth need to actually defeat poverty.

I unironically want total authoritarian death regardless of whether they're rightist or leftist. This seems like a contradiction until you realize authfags are why free civilizations are so difficult to maintain. They should at least be banished to international waters or whatever.
 
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