DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[AGoodBrazilian]

And Iam getting seriously MATI whenver this retard yells about dropped inputs. Maybe he was either too late or misclicked. Heck it happens to toruney players live on camera. You know the "best of the best"? And some of them even play with controllers not sticks. I bet we get aother copecast today once he has scrolled through X and Twitter seeing him prominently on Scrubquotes and what have you. but fuck that Anon tipper with the 50$. Contributing half of the 100$ tips and DipShitPenis doesn't wear the hat

He keeps getting owned by Raw Phill's Cammy.

I also forgot that this retard admitted that his mom used to brush his hair until he was at least 16/17 years old. Lmao

 

[PieceofShet]

He keeps getting owned by Raw Phill's Cammy.

I also forgot that this retard admitted that his mom used to brush his hair until he was at least 16/17 years old. Lmao

Nothing is his fault. Even when its LITERALLY NOT HIS FAULT (its genetics), he feels he has to blame someone else.

 

[00R-Gundam]

Nothing is his fault. Even when its LITERALLY NOT HIS FAULT (its genetics), he feels he has to blame someone else.

This is pure speculation but it wouldn't surprise me if he blamed Khet for the house being dirty/falling apart. Also speaking of falling apart, something that i realized is that his parents havent visited or even help him fix hi shit in his house(assuming stuff is broken) could it be that his parents just dont care or because they actually might be in their deathbed as dsp implied years ago.

 

[Squatty Potty]

For those interested (but I don't know why you would be), here's the other night's private cam show for Slayer, Phil reacting to more Singaporean propaganda.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

people say the SFVI rage is getting old, but his final match of today vs a Ken ended with him very nearly telling the player that they should kill themselves. so iunno, I've been enjoying it.

We‘re inching closer to him having another retarr moment, and he won’t be able to backpedal.

 

[Twrx]

This is pure speculation but it wouldn't surprise me if he blamed Khet for the house being dirty/falling apart. Also speaking of falling apart, something that i realized is that his parents havent visited or even help him fix hi shit in his house(assuming stuff is broken) could it be that his parents just dont care or because they actually might be in their deathbed as dsp implied years ago.

They probably can't afford the flight+ hotel + car rental and food costs to come out to fix shit. I'd bet he would even demand that they pay for materials and any tools needed. Which of course,he would keep for his mature adult larp.

 

[HorseSense]

For those interested (but I don't know why you would be), here's the other night's private cam show for Slayer, Phil reacting to more Singaporean propaganda.

The oddest thing about this is that it's exactly as dull and lame as Reacts. No conversational tone. Reading text from the screen to nobody. Dead air. Appearing uninterested.

 

[Comma]

people say the SFVI rage is getting old, but his final match of today vs a Ken ended with him very nearly telling the player that they should kill themselves. so iunno, I've been enjoying it.

I fucking laughed out loud at the comment he made:

"You should literally delete the game and your internet, social media."

Lmao, what kind of insult is this? You really showed your hermit-style life right there, DSP.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Know what this fucking faggot needs and he can go ahead and monetize it but some sort of macro that lets him exit out of the game with a big novelty red button. "guess what you lame brain piece of dumb fucking shit welcome to DUMPVILLE" *presses oversized novelty button*.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

For those interested (but I don't know why you would be), here's the other night's private cam show for Slayer, Phil reacting to more Singaporean propaganda.

So is Slayer posting these online?

 

[Comma]

He's now doing a whole segment (10 minutes and counting) on the pre-stream about swapping (parts of) his joystick, as if the joystick is the cause of him losing in SF yesterday.

This is maximum cope.

EDIT: still going, 25 minutes and counting, and he's doing a live disassembly of his joystick and swapping parts with the Xbox joystick he used for Street Fighter 30th Anniversary Collection and (briefly) SF6 on Xbox before fleeing to PS5. Mind you: he has presented no evidence whatsoever of the joystick actually being faulty, other than him shouting that his inputs are getting dropped. In short: the excuses he has used quite literally every single time he ever played Street Fighter.



This man is severely mentally ill.


EDIT2: oops, hit a little snag there. The Xbox joystick doesn't fit in his PS5 joystick without blocking other buttons. Conclusion: the makers of the joystick are, and I quote, "MORONS":

This shit is pure gold.


EDIT3: and of course he - being the irredeemable piece of shit that he is - had to insert a guilt-tripping beg for money:

EDIT4: he's going ALL IN on the toxicity now, calling Qanba (makers of the joystick), and again, I quote, "SCAM ARTISTS" and "LOSERS":

I think this is a good moment to mention that DSP claimed the Qanba joystick he's currently shitting on so very hard, is the best one he has ever owned, praising it to high heavens not even one year ago.



Full 12-minute archive of the unboxing, straight from his own channel:

(original video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNKW-s55hlM)


EDIT5: he's now complaining about only getting a single dollar tip throughout this whole festering shit show:

EDIT6: to top off this ultimate clown show with a never-used-before excuse, DSP is now claiming the controller he just re-assembled again, is *GASP* "drahpping inputs":

This will be his main excuse for the time being, won't it? And of course, Qanba is going to catch the full blame for it.


EDIT7: ends the pre-stream with some juicy BEGS for money:

 

[Whaler]

something that i realized is that his parents havent visited or even help him fix hi shit in his house(assuming stuff is broken) could it be that his parents just dont care or because they actually might be in their deathbed as dsp implied years ago.

They probably can't afford the flight+ hotel + car rental and food costs to come out to fix shit. I'd bet he would even demand that they pay for materials and any tools needed. Which of course,he would keep for his mature adult larp.

It's not that his parents are on their deathbed (the father still goes fishing) or they can't afford the trip, it's most likely because they have no interest in once again flying across the country to do housework for their son who's in his 40s, and I can't blame them for it either. The only time he actually talks to them is when he needs money and they probably got tired of it.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

No wonder he loses so much he needs one of those super expensive custom units with modular buttons of all sorts of tactility it's the gift that keeps on giving cause he can get one set and guilt the tards into paying for another set. Question has Phil ever talked about those gamepads where instead of a joystick it has the four buttons in a curve?

 

[Squatty Potty]

So is Slayer posting these online?

Yep, Slayer usually posts the private reacks to his channel.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

I thought he bought that fancy $300 joystick because it was all premium parts.

 

[shekelshoah666]

High IQ DSP not just googling his stick to see what parts you can use in it and instead just opening it up and trying to brute force a different brand stick it into it.

This is an incredible stream lmao.

 

[PieceofShet]

Hey look! He moved the camera. Wish he could do that when doing the phantom pushups.

Here is some feet for your nightmare.

 

[I Know 孤独のせい]

Blaming his cat for the loss in the same vein as "My dog ate my homework". It's also lovely to see that even with an overtuned character like Bison DSP is getting his ass whooped.

 

[PieceofShet]

BEGGING FOR A NEW JOYSTICK!

He says a good joystick costs 300bucks. He need the premium quality.

EDIT: He cursing his current joystick, which was also 300 bucks. But he wants another for 300 bucks cause reasons.

"FUCK QUANBA CANT BELIEVE THEY FUCKED ME!"

 

[BallBuster II]

He's now doing a whole segment (10 minutes and counting) on the pre-stream about swapping (parts of) his joystick, as if the joystick is the cause of him losing in SF yesterday.

This is maximum cope.

EDIT: still going, 25 minutes and counting, and he's doing a live disassembly of his joystick and swapping parts with the Xbox joystick he used for Street Fighter 30th Anniversary Collection and (briefly) SF6 on Xbox before fleeing to PS5.

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This man is severely mentally ill.


EDIT2: oops, hit a little snag there. The Xbox joystick doesn't fit in his PS5 joystick without blocking other buttons. Conclusion: the makers of the joystick are, and I quote, "MORONS":

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This shit is pure gold.

He could have bought a $5 gate upgrade for his stick and I bet it would be way better. Most sticks come with pretty meh gates stock. I bought a Sanwa 8-way gate for my Qanba and it made such a massive difference. I still suck at fighting games but the stick feels so much better.