Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AncientPhosphur]

Everyone can see the tattoo, still being shitty and unfinished - many prison jokes to be mode about that. What's more puzzling to me, is what the fuck is happening on his arm, right here?

 

[Judex Meus]

I’m just wondering how Nick thinks he’s going to do multi-hour trial streams without at least some alcohol and/or having an unhinged meltdown on stream. He’s kidding himself.

Don't listen to the haters, Nick! Just hit a bump before you go on camera and you'll be back to your Depp trial days in perfect form. Hell, take a shot or two while you're at it - you deserve it, big guy!

Jokes aside, him attempting to go back to streaming his old content seems to me like he really really wants to either a.) stick it to the detractors (read: the Karen farms) and prove that he's the same lovable lawyer that got him popular in the first place, or b.) get a stable source of income from streaming again. Or both. I can't imagine why he would want to go back after shunning his audience that made him big in the first place and the whole "I was never a law channel, guize!" thing.

 

[Rimanah]

That white bread ass nigger has AIDS.

Gay white bread ass niggas from outer spicer?

 

[Chazzed Up]

The life of a drunk addict is often stressful.

I had to look up what that was and I found recipes talking about which condensed cream soup to use as an ingredient? It's just anemic macaroni product with like 3 different canned things poured on top and baked? Like what the fuck, man? What in the semi-homemade hell is this? No wonder Sandra Lee was driven to drink.

Ladies, both your slop food is pretty, no need to fight over it.

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

Don't listen to the haters, Nick! Just hit a bump before you go on camera and you'll be back to your Depp trial days in perfect form. Hell, take a shot or two while you're at it - you deserve it, big guy!

Jokes aside, him attempting to go back to streaming his old content seems to me like he really really wants to either a.) stick it to the detractors (read: the Karen farms) and prove that he's the same lovable lawyer that got him popular in the first place, or b.) get a stable source of income from streaming again. Or both. I can't imagine why he would want to go back after shunning his audience that made him big in the first place and the whole "I was never a law channel, guize!" thing.

Some one has to make an AI edit of the goldroom bar scene from the shining with nick as Jack Torence

 

[SusanHassle]

Locals has generally been dead or too stupid to track but there have been some notable posts.


It appears Kayla may have deactivated her email.



This person has been on a personal trolling mission with some amusing results.


If this is the real ColonelKurtz, she's a YTer, friends with TUG, former English professor, TX native. She's been picking fights with Ethan Ralph after his interview with Nick yet she does not know any of the lore.

 

[RotPockets]

That white bread ass nigger has AIDS.

Gay white bread ass niggas from outer spicer?

5,000 Localites are currently very anxious about receiving “The Gift” from Nick.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

It appears Kayla may have deactivated her email.

Nick probably has Kayla on his email provider, which he notoriously always has filled up his quota/inbox. He ran into this issue with the speeding tickets (for April), where the court said email service was returned as undeliverable.

Dude's a control freak, so that would track that he hosts her email. Or it could also well be that their digital footprints are as cluttered and unorganized as their physical lives.

 

[LiquidKid]

How many years in and this faggot is still in the 'trying to figure it out' stage of streaming.

So it was all Aaron/April's cocaine and Nick didn't even know about it despite it being in his safe and his nose and his child, but he can't testify to that or he admits to letting the Imholtes abuse his kids which hurts the neglect case, I'm guessing. But I thought Judge Pussy Liquor planted the coke? How would that implicate Nick in the CPS case?

It was Eric July’s Coke. Nick was being a good friend and holding it for him. And because he was extra nice, he took a few bumps with his daughter after Eric insisted. After all, it’s rude to deny free cocaine from a black man.

 

[Gorbus]

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If this is the real ColonelKurtz, she's a YTer, friends with TUG, former English professor, TX native. She's been picking fights with Ethan Ralph after his interview with Nick yet she does not know any of the lore.

This is the famous ColonelKurtz of the IDF, who attacked Ralph during his deleted pillstream interview with Rekieta

 

[Not Even Twice]

If this is the real ColonelKurtz, she's a YTer, friends with TUG, former English professor, TX native. She's been picking fights with Ethan Ralph after his interview with Nick yet she does not know any of the lore.

Unless she's talked in Locals before I'm pretty certain it's a troll trying to spice things up between her and Ralph/Rekieta.
I recall her from the Depp v Heard trial where she was pretty rabid in her defense of Depp, and I believe she has been covering a lot of other MeToo stuff since such as Marilyn Manson and the lead singer of Rammstein.
As far as I know her biggest link to LawTube is a bunch of streams she's done with Andrea Burkhart (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8Yz2ot-vSg&list=PL8WXX74UtY79Ckh7iU6ogwxPAWfKZ7a_y ) talking about some high profile MeToo cases, though I think maybe she's been on a stream or 2 of Nick's.

 

[Mandatory User Name]

What kind of analogy even is this? The drugs were found in Nick’s house and his own daughter tested positive. It’s more along the lines of a dead body was found in his house and his prints were found on the smoking gun.

They found the coke and the daughter tested positive. I don’t understand how you can try and weasel talk your way out of it other than through severe mental retardation. It seems pretty open and shut.

I’d be inclined to maybe suspect a gubmint conspiracy against Nick if this came out of the blue in 2019. But we could see the visible effects of stimulant abuse for months. This didn’t just come out of nowhere lol.

He's not speaking to us, he's speaking to the (wilfully) low information locals who are convinced that anyone speaking out against Nick are Lying incel prudes, SJW's or Glow in the Darks. They'll believe anything Nick says, no matter how much it contradicts reality, it's like a cult in there.
I'm sure the jury are going to be shown those visible effects as well, they're gonna be shown a lot of them.

 

[Captain Manning]

This is the famous ColonelKurtz of the IDF, who attacked Ralph during his deleted pillstream interview with Rekieta

Wait, Ralph deleted it?

LOL! Shades of the Cokestream. They really are similar.

How hard is it to be not completely fucked up before turning on a camera? Null manages it twice a week! SMH.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Don't listen to the haters, Nick! Just hit a bump before you go on camera and you'll be back to your Depp trial days in perfect form. Hell, take a shot or two while you're at it - you deserve it, big guy!

Jokes aside, him attempting to go back to streaming his old content seems to me like he really really wants to either a.) stick it to the detractors (read: the Karen farms) and prove that he's the same lovable lawyer that got him popular in the first place, or b.) get a stable source of income from streaming again. Or both. I can't imagine why he would want to go back after shunning his audience that made him big in the first place and the whole "I was never a law channel, guize!" thing.

Nick's future streaming model

 

[Hot Dog]

"Ladies and gentlemen, are you aware of Star Trek? Are you aware of the existence of the Mirror Universe filled with sinister doppelgangers? Ladies and gentlemen, what if I were to tell you that a rift in the space-time continuum has occurred in Spicer, Minnesota, and it is not I who am guilty of any crimes but rather my evil twin from the Mirror Universe?"

Mirror Universe Nick shows up to the court with no beard, a family that he dearly loves, a highly successful law practice, and a humble attitude. He has an iron clad alibi during the arrest, spending time with his wife and church, participating in teaching the gospel to eager children ready to learn the word of God. He is the best teacher they have ever had. He has never drank or done drugs.

Regular Universe Nick is drug off to prison and is never heard from again.

 

[Not Who You Think]

Who knows if Our Wife would've been a different person if she'd never shacked up with one of the most depraved and evil men I've ever seen? The thought that she was clinging onto her roots in sanity out of cognitive dissonance rather than just to look good like Nick is pretty damn depressing.

Kayla would be the same at her core, a selfish woman with limited intelligence, playful demeanor, and a selective application of the truth. Nick and Kayla share certain commonalities, which is likely why one can say "Nick and Kayla bring out the worst in each other" and also say "Nick and Kayla deserve each other" so easily.

Some people are capable of prioritizing what they want in life. When there is conflict between wants/needs, they pursue one goal over another and are reasonably satisfied with it because they would rather achieve one goal in its fullness than deal with the cost of pursuing multiple incompatible goals (sabotaging their own progress). Overall, they stand a better chance of being happy with their life as they demonstrate the capacity to choose between goals (and choose well). This is not Kayla, and not because she doesn't have a choice, but rather because she seems to want to choose everything.

Kayla wants it all (fellowship with her church and "monogamous" sexy time with LOCALS and at Hedonism II). She is a woman of incompatible passions, which is a recipe for misery excepting her short-sighted bursts of indulgence which have only led her to more misery overall. Kayla deferred the cost of her life choices for as long as she could, likely leaving that to Nick.

While Kayla would essentially be the same person, one thing is for sure: if Nick had a time machine, he likely wouldn't even talk to Kayla.

Nick wouldn't want to talk to Kayla of 20 years ago because he values himself (Mandy shoutout at the end):

2022-11-26

 

[Twinkletard]

Nick wouldn't want to talk to Kayla of 20 years ago because he values himself

Hearing him say that makes me disgusted. Imagine your spouse talking about you like that in public.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Faces of cope (yes, there's an insect that just landed on his forehead)



This is the YouTube thumbnail for one of the clips.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Faces of cope (yes, there's an insect that just landed on his forehead)

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They're attracted to salt, and he's got a lot of it.

Wait, Ralph deleted it?

LOL! Shades of the Cokestream. They really are similar.

How hard is it to be not completely fucked up before turning on a camera? Null manages it twice a week! SMH.

Degenerates and druggies have this mentality that anyone that doesn't stoop to their levels is uptight, and not simply "normal."

They are scum. Grease traps.

 

[Roboute Guilliman]

I’m just wondering how Nick thinks he’s going to do multi-hour trial streams without at least some alcohol and/or having an unhinged meltdown on stream. He’s kidding himself.

"I could be at the cities getting a handjo... (Oh shit , oh fuck, I just said that out loud didn't I! Play it cool Nick just finish the sentence and play it off as a joke!) b!"