he lost a shit ton more hair this past year. his crown wasn't this bad in 2022/23. he's aging like milk
A gifted joystick*
He probably has a $200 drill sitting around collecting dust too
He only buys the most expensive option everytime, biggerer obviously is better dood. He needs the magnifying glass to fuckin read anything.
This dude is insane. He never leaves the house and owns an expensive pocket knife, instead of useful tools for his household. It's a great folding knife, but he has no use for it.
Swisschamp is I believe the biggest classic style knife they make anything that's more is the XXL which is more or a novelty item or specialty knives for electrical or drywall work.
To be fair this time and only this time, he probably needed a pretty small screw bit to open the stick up, and Phil’s is hardly the only household of his generation that would have a grand total of one screwdriver in it. Not risking stripping the screws trying to force it like an ape with a larger bit was about the only intelligent thing he did.
Relative to other electronic devices these screws are actually fairly hefty. They aren't microscopic laptop-style screws. Remember, those kinds of sticks used to be in arcades and had to be maintenanced there. It's not a tiny screw.
Phail is the kind of pigga who'd buy a $300 Spyderco knife and only cut cardboard with it.
