Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Tiny Chinaman]

Michael Moore is next in line for the Pig's Gas Chamber*
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Honestly porktits going full führerprinzip for biden makes total sense when you look at how downright rabid he is in whacking off over the most uninspired, lazy, and downright trash slop-culture he gets served by the likes of Disney to the point where he still proudly brags over how he physically jumped up in the theater to oink "GEHHT THEEEEEEM!!!!" during generic space battle no.1273 in Rogue One.

He is entirely lacking in taste beyond proverbial jangly keys and "edgy" tweenage attempts at snark (explaining his aforementioned obsession with Disney movies as the peak of kultur), while also having absolutely zero social awareness or sense of proportionality (explaining why he has spent years loudly foaming at the mouth over how the CIA will mass arrest everyone calling him fat on xitter and have them subject to show trial in which he is judge, jury, buffet table custodian, and executioner), which is made all the worse being wrapped up in a pathological obsession with getting attention and becoming "famous" among those his defective mind has designated "da good guys" (explaining every single one of the billions of posts he makes that are not threatening childs with stalkerprison).

*Courtesy of Nikkki and the East Side Crew

He is the epitome of goy slop enjoyer

 

[whore loving dragon]

Fatrick is one of he few lolcows I dont feel any pity for. Other lolcows had excuses from mental disabilites to abusive childhoods. Fatrick had none of those and goes out of his way to antagonize people. He deserves everything coming his way.

He is undoubtedly retarded in some important ways. His academic GPA in a nigger-filled school district was below 1.
It gets covered up by the fact that basic English proficiency was beaten into him, so he can at least put a coherent sentence together unlike most retards.

 

[Summer of George]

Michael Moore is next in line for the Pig's Gas Chamber*

This ain't exactly a steaming hot take, but I'll say it: Pat is way fatter, uglier, more pig-faced, and more squealy than Michael Moore ever was.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Also

Whatever helps you xeet at night, child.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Biden is not incompetent by any medical standard, child.

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

"No child, Biden is not senile. In fact I rather have a senile old man running the country over a convicted felon with all of his facilities. Continuing to discuss the president's dementia will result in you being a traitor."

 

[Maude Snew]

This ain't exactly a steaming hot take, but I'll say it: Pat is way fatter, uglier, more pig-faced, and more squealy than Michael Moore ever was.

He has trained all his life for this and just this once I will be happy to let the idiot win.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

That's the problem with propagandizing your constituency: if you have to change the script, it's extremely hard to deprogram what you already put into them. Sure, you can always say "2+2 equals whatever the party says it is." But if you've been telling them it was 5 for the past decade, and then all of a sudden you realize it needs to be 4 again, it's tough to reverse that. It's like a tattoo on your brain.

Fat is the kind of person who genuinely, earnestly believes Joe Biden isn't demented and is a great leader, and you can't deprogram that out of him now.

 

[RollingRock2]

Even two-scoops vax-scene Stephen wants Biden out. Fat Rick could be Biden's head diaper changer and still call anyone that says he is demented a "traitor to democracy."

 

[Irene and 22 others]

Why are you posting this on Twitter, Rick? Aren't you supposed to be getting to the escape pods?

Q: If you paid $5,000 for a Twitter account would you give it up so easily?

A: No, child!

 

[polyester]

Michael Moore is next in line for the Pig's Gas Chamber*
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Did... did Patrick, our very own Patrick "Everyone I don't like is an Infant Baby Child!" Tomlinson, just argue that it's dumb to, quote, "infantilize" a grown man?
I have no words.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Perhaps Patrick's need to defend a senile old man with dementia is because one or both of his parents are suffering through the same thing so it hits close to home for him. We've all seen how Patrick acts. Do you honestly think his parents in their advanced years are doing any better?

 

[Thé au lait]

"No child, you did not make her cum. Enjoy mangoes. "
On a less retarded note, I love the thought that Fats wasn't even in this thread and that he actively searched "enjoy prison" just to "no child" the pest

 

[Post Reply]

StealthyPrognosticator proclaims biden's senility shall no longer be discussed after this week. Failure to adhere will result in immidiate NOCHILD

No, child. I have rejected your reality and substituted my own. There will be no brokered convention, only Biden's coronation.

 

[MajinGoku]

He is undoubtedly retarded in some important ways. His academic GPA in a nigger-filled school district was below 1.
It gets covered up by the fact that basic English proficiency was beaten into him, so he can at least put a coherent sentence together unlike most retards.

Being stupid and retarded are two different things. Fatrick can drive a car unlike chris chan and can function for more than 5 minutes in society. However he lacks the intelligence to truly understand the nuances of the world. This makes him stupid but not retarded.

 

[John_Smith]

Orange man will be in Milwaukee in 9 days. We should get some prime oinking from Piggy, who instead of protesting in the streets will tweet from a bar near the convention but far enough away that no sight or sound of protest reaches the place. The Ultimate slacktivist. He should be childing Judge Brett Ludwig, who ruled on a lawsuit about the protest, any time now.

I honestly wonder if the FBI or Secret Service will pay Piggy a visit in the near future. They'll want to know his plans for the convention.

Pat's stupidity and obstinance remind me of the horse, Boxer, from "Animal Farm", although in Pig's case it is "I will tweet angrier" instead of "I will work harder". Boxer worked himself to death. Maybe Piggy tweets himself into a stroke?

 

[MidUSA]

No, child. I have rejected your reality and substituted my own. There will be no brokered convention, only Biden's coronation.
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Tbf, wouldn't a brokered DNC convention need hundreds of Biden delegates to abandon him, since he basically ran unopposed in the primaries?

 

[Associate Rick]

Ricks second better wifes appearance on Strange Evidence.

 

[RAT Team Six]

STEPHEN COLBERT - SENTENCED TO DEATH. EXECUTED BY FIRING SQUAD
ROB REINER - LIFE SENTENCE, SHIPPED TO CHINESE LABOR CAMP
STEPHEN KING - SENTENCED TO DEATH. EXECUTED BY FIRING SQUAD
JON STEWART - SENTENCED TO DEATH. EXECUTED BY GAS CHAMBER

This reads like the Real Raw News front page lmao. I really hope Fatrick takes his squealing into overdrive and becomes the left-wing equivalent. Enjoy GITMO, traitor child.

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

This level of denial and cope, I've seen it somewhere. This is how Chris chan acted with the reboot of My Little Pony. He would shriek all day on Twitter about how, "GEN 5 IS CANCELED!" much like Fat Rick oinking about Biden's brain not being mush. They have the same overly verbose wording, poor grammar and general condescension. It must be something related to being a fat retarded queer.