DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Corpun]

EDIT2: oops, hit a little snag there. The Xbox joystick doesn't fit in his PS5 joystick without blocking other buttons. Conclusion: the makers of the joystick are, and I quote, "MORONS":

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This shit is pure gold.

So a company is run by morons for not making their product with other companies products in mind? Am I hearing this right?

EDIT4: he's going ALL IN on the toxicity now, calling Qanba (makers of the joystick), and again, I quote, "SCAM ARTISTS" and "LOSERS":

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I think this is a good moment to mention that DSP claimed the Qanba joystick he's currently shitting on so very hard, is the best one he has ever owned, praising it to high heavens not even one year ago.

Sure Phil, they made the faulty buttons. It couldn't be all the times you have smacked that fucking thing during your tard rages in addition to slamming your meat fists down on buttons to try and get moves to come out. This reminds me of the time he busted his fucking keyboard playing Witcher 2 from smashing the fucking thing too much. His only 'fix' for anything is hitting it until it works. Literally cartoon character solutions right there.

Those clips are of a man who absolutely fucking hates his job. I think if DSP had the option he would never play video games again.

That's why he tries to shill all the alternatives to gameplay. Eventually he is hoping to just turn on streams and sit there reACKting to videos or reading Twitter headlines and giving his retarded opinions based on a sentence or two he read.

 

[Null]

At this timestamp, he says "I already cleaned my joystick."

https://youtu.be/Gl8i8AWqojo?list=PL_QtSMEGimbxxOyA8wExdvkJ0KrMQTAbT&t=596

While it's an improvement that he now waxes his joystick before stream instead of on it, I am wondering if he spilled something into the internals.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Relative to other electronic devices these screws are actually fairly hefty. They aren't microscopic laptop-style screws. Remember, those kinds of sticks used to be in arcades and had to be maintenanced there. It's not a tiny screw.

I've worked on tons of arcade and pinball machines, the only "tiny" screws I've run across are small ones that fasten down pinball ramp flaps. Arcade games were designed to be maintained by bozos and stand up to apes like DSP smashing the shit out of em.

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

This retard has 15 years is bitching about drop inputs in hundred of different games and a dozen of different consoles. He even bitch about drop input in a Mario game.

He will fuck up a $300 joystick with a Swissknife before admitting that he is just average fighting game player.

He don't need to convince the dents and will never convince the detractors.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Here's what Phil want's to do he wants to be like Tim Pool but for video game and influencer drama news, take articles and just read the title and maybe a paragraph in and like a kid doing a book report on a book they didn't read bullshit his way through and also sprinkle in how great he is and the subject matter are morahns.

 

[Cherry Dude]

At this timestamp, he says "I already cleaned my joystick."

https://youtu.be/Gl8i8AWqojo?list=PL_QtSMEGimbxxOyA8wExdvkJ0KrMQTAbT&t=596

While it's an improvement that he now waxes his joystick before stream instead of on it, I am wondering if he spilled something into the internals.

Thanks for the absolutely awful image you just conjured. We've seen enough of that shit from DSP.

 

[Pargon]

Who was saying just earlier today that they can’t wait for Phil to smash his fightstick on stream?

Aren’t you glad you got something even better?

 

[Comma]

He will fuck up a $300 joystick with a Swissknife before admitting that he is just average fighting game player.

This is the perfect one-sentence summary of what just happened, and it sounds utterly insane (because it is).

 

[shekelshoah666]

I'm now pumped for the robust meaningful Lego building streams. I wonder how long it will take him to scream when he can't get the blocks apart.

Inputs are dropping on his ps5 controller on Elden Ring now fucking Miyazaki is a hack.

 

[Balr0g]

Those clips are of a man who absolutely fucking hates his job. I think if DSP had the option he would never play video games again.

Considering that the Seatle minimum wage at a 8 hour workday would net him more then his demanded 100$ a day he still clings hard to play video games for a living. And to add to that his non videogame streams are netting him not much either

And I would like to add: wasn't that the joystick he bought instead of getting bloodwork for his beloved cat? Fuck Phil, the DickSuckingPussy, DipShitPenis or Bitch of Hate. SRK had probably more nicknames for him (oh yeah I forgot MonkeySpank) but those stuck. Hopefully his console bricks next

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Miyazaki is a hack

You mean THE Miyazaki the anime guy? If so lol Phil's really desperate for some attention.
EDIT: My bad he meant the director of Elden Ring but still lol classic Phil-ism talking shit about the ceo's and directors on a first name basis like they were directly responsible.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Relative to other electronic devices these screws are actually fairly hefty. They aren't microscopic laptop-style screws. Remember, those kinds of sticks used to be in arcades and had to be maintenanced there. It's not a tiny screw.

Modern arcade sticks are especially sturdy because they expect the average retard who buys 'em to go full gorilla mode on it smacking and smashing it on the reg because they lost. I remember them being way flimsier back in the day (by which I mean 20 years ago).

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

 

[WelperHelper99]

Modern arcade sticks are especially sturdy because they expect the average retard who buys 'em to go full gorilla mode on it smacking and smashing it on the reg because they lost. I remember them being way flimsier back in the day (by which I mean 20 years ago).

Well they did not design against the autism that is Darksyde Phil

 

[Cucktry Roads]

I noticed the other day that the joystick cope was cropping back up after being gone for 6 months.

For anyone from the front page, phil has enough paypigs that they'll be able to pay for a new joystick in the next week.

 

[JohnRedcorn]

BEGGING FOR A NEW JOYSTICK!

He says a good joystick costs 300bucks. He need the premium quality.

EDIT: He cursing his current joystick, which was also 300 bucks. But he wants another for 300 bucks cause reasons.

"FUCK QUANBA CANT BELIEVE THEY FUCKED ME!"

As someone that plays fighting games daily and has been playing just as long if not longer than Phil I refuse to believe his stick is actually broken. These things are made very well and can take a beating.

If it is somehow fucked up the fact he was able to destroy a top of the line arcade stick in less than a year is actually crazy to me.

If I had to guess even though they’ve been out for a while he probably recently discovered the Mad Catz TE3 stick so that’s the new toy he wants. Mad Catz TE sticks are what everyone used back in the 360/ps3 days so being the boomer he is he more than likely still thinks they’re the best.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

wow who would have thought that beating on your joystick whenever you throw a tantrum like a fucking toddler would break it!

 

[Drain Todger]

High IQ DSP not just googling his stick to see what parts you can use in it and instead just opening it up and trying to brute force a different brand stick it into it.

This is an incredible stream lmao.

I’ve put Xbox thumbsticks in PS controllers and vice versa myself, before. You have to Dremel the base of the stick a lot to get them to move the entire range. I mean, to the point of the base of the stick being open to the guts of the controller at some stick angles. The results are never particularly good, but this is to be expected. The bodies of these controllers are very different.

 

[shekelshoah666]

Well they did not design against the autism that is Darksyde Phil

Funny part is the stick was fine he just refused to training mode to make sure his inputs were correct and even had his chat telling him he was doing stuff wrong.

I noticed the other day that the joystick cope was cropping back up after being gone for 6 months.

For anyone from the front page, phil has enough paypigs that they'll be able to pay for a new joystick in the next week.

He has legit used every single excuse and walked them back more then I've ever seen him. SF6 really means a lot to him and I guess whatever image he has in his head of himself. Even with him saying he thinks it will work I think 1 more SF6 stream with this stick and its gone.

 

[myone]

Aren’t you glad you got something even better?

This was way better than we could've hoped for. That's what's neat about the DSP writers, they always pick up the slack with a fun surprise when DSP is getting too dull.