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Not a true story. A great tranny romantic fairy tale though. Somewhat well written. Needs work in some spots.

I loved the conservative but respectful/sensitive/tender lover Dad character who was simply bowled over by our tranny nanny heroine after one stolen kiss and one poke at an amhole. And the depth of our heroine’s guilty feelings about being in their marital bed after having perfect, fulfilling sex (complete with afterglow compliments and cuddling!) with conservative Dad. After he fell asleep tranny nanny heroine (being pure of heart) ran home and cried all night!
I just love how even when making up that story he throws in how jealous he is of a fictional women.
 
This is what Troon pain looks like. It's either extremely funny or immensely disturbing. Depends on how you look at it:


Holy shit, THAT'S what troon pain looks like? I had no idea... this must be what they feel on a daily basis. What a nightmare :( I fucking feel awful for the terrible things I think and say about trans people now. We've been wrong this whole time. They're not horny pedophiles that get off on forcing others to cater to their fucked up desires and mindsets after all! They're real people with real feelings that MATTER.

He fucking nailed it. Incredibly moving and the genuine emotion is off the charts. I think we all owe this guy (and the others) an apology, ASAP.
 
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TiF frustrated because queer people don't believe she's 'a straight man' despite her repeatably saying she is. LGBTs will constantly makes jokes about her sucking dick and tell others that she is gay. Some claim she just has internalized homophobia because she says she doesn't like men. Worst offenders are other TiFs. Both-Atmosphere8782
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nobody believes that im straight

hope this isnt rulebreaking in anyway. just looking for anyone that has the same experience

im pre-t but pass very well. im in college, nobody (including professors) suspects that im trans. i have some natural male secondary sex characteristics and incidentally my feminine/andro voice might actually be helping me pass, since most people assume that i must be cis if i still have male features with a higher voice. lots of cis women have joked to me about getting my T levels checked (ouch, but fair).

that being said, i have this weird problem where specifically queer people just don't believe me when i say im not interested in men. im only into women and otherwise feminine presenting individuals, and no matter how many times i put my foot down about it my queer friends keep calling me gay and joke about me screwing men. its the weirdest shit ever. straight people take me at my word and respect it, but queer people refuse to. i even quietly came out to two trans-masc nonbinary folk that were some of the worst offenders, and they told me they thought i was cis but never thought i was straight. i came out just to get them to understand why this is a harmful thing to perpetuate, and they stopped telling people im actually gay but refuse to stop joking about being me gay and sucking dick "for fun". its the most uncomfortable thing ever and i dont know what to tell them. im not really close with them anyway, but i hate that this happens at all. what can i do to stop people from assuming this/perpetuating this even after i tell them to stop?

i wish binary trans guys that aren't attracted to men were taken seriously. folks act like we're imposing it on ourselves through internalized homophobia or something. no man, i just dont like dudes.

absolutely no shade to trans men or trans mascs that do like men, however. rock on bro.
 
Silly fruitcake, cis men can wear dresses and makeup now thanks to gender being completely deconstructed. Dresses and makeup are for everybody, they are not exclusive to gender! Don't be a silly little bigot!

All thanks to goons like you. And because you won't say it, and since you deserve it more than anyone, you're fucking welcome.

Also when he says "I look like this" but he's just two steps away from being Shrek. Just add green, and stick those Shrek ears on him. The resemblance is uncanny.
 
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Delightful photo of bravetrails staff. It's criminally easy to play spot the pedo (much harder to play spot the non-pedo). But the best part of the photo is that the only person who looks miserable is the actual child, whose face is saying 'You have no idea how bad things really are."
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Yikes. I thought you were joking, but no, they really do all look like actual sex offenders.
 
As a mere male, not sure how to react to this one. How about it "cis" ladies?
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Consensus of comments so far appears to be yes.
"Are y'all able to find groups of cis girls who will include you in their conversations or inside conversations?"

He seems to not realize that anyone, not just women, won't just randomly talk about their private business to any stranger just because they wear make up and skirts. I truly think this dumb fuck doesn't understand that if you want to be part of any 'inside conversation' you first need to become a person's trusted friend, which starts with not making people uncomfortable on sight, and some basic social skills.
 
Went to the site. First off... Here's their gay background video.



Next, observed some interesting tidbits.

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Because of course it would be located in CA.

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And of course it would be a vehicle to indoctrinate the 'lil kids.

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Kinda discriminatory, but whatevs... I guess in this case, no heteros mind (except, perhaps, the allies you collaterally damaged).

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Aaaaaaaand, of course you're corporately sponsored. Would not be surprised if GLP was a six-degress-of-separation Blackrock company.


Anyway, here's the real reason why I'm lurking (when I should be working) today. My tax...

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WTF IS UP WITH THAT CHICK WITH ELF EARS?!?

I’ve seen some chicks on OF wear these (because who doesn’t want their dick sucked by Arwen or whatever) but never seen anyone wear them IRL for non porn.

Is this a new thing?! Elfosexual?!
 
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