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Christ almighty what an unbelievable boob
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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Christ almighty what an unbelievable boob
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Odds on him porking out and thinking the use of "kiwis" is some deep cover dogwhistle?
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Yep, Biden has basically all of the four thousand delegates, thanks to the DNC fixing the primaries for him. The current cope for those hoping to hotswap Biden hangs on this line in the rules for the delegates:
With the idea being that if the electorate realizes Biden is literally falling to pieces, the delegates would have some wiggle room to bail on him.
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His cheek fat ensures he never notices, although that doesnt stop him continuing to furiously NOCHILD his own fucking team for lacking total loyalty to the Eternal President
Previously on this thread there was discussion over how pig compares to moviebob, and its quite a fascinating hypothetical given how striking their similarities are (fat, manchild, fat, obsessed with corporate slop-culture, fat, internet tough guy, fat, infamous for being an argumentative autist on xitter, fat, pretentiously holds himself as a man of culture and a geek icon, fat....the list is fucking endless niggas) but fundamentally the main difference besides how much longer the blob has been on the farms' radar and his repeated and amusing crossovers with the likes of Lindsay Ellis, is that moviebob is a straight up nihilistic doomer with his THE SUPERIOR FUTURE HAS FALLEN. MILLIONS OF RURAL SO-CALLED "PEOPLE" MUST DIE schtick while fat is perpetually high on his unique brand of simpering forced optimism and smugness over the inevitable victory he and his "team" will be winning over all his enemies aaaaany day now.
Or to simplify, fatrick is Hitler in this stage of the movie Der Untergang....
While moviebob is this stage....
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He's even an unrelenting asshole to his supporters/ball washers.
@Judge Holden que up the Simpsons clip, we got another one: BECASUE
Sounds like a cheap pokemon rip off. "Becasue, I chose you !"
@Judge Holden que up the Simpsons clip, we got another one: BECASUE
Sounds like a cheap pokemon rip off. "Becasue, I chose you !"
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You could say that the list is... fat.
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Oh dangit, was too distracted by pig going ham on his own side.
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Speakin of him teamkilling, he is still fucking going and is now ALLCAPS SHOUTING AT THE CHILD WHO WONT SHUT HIS FUCKING MMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUF
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Sorry Fat, but surely the debate would be the time that you would hope that Biden was on peak performance.
If he has been able to debate before and not look like a complete tool, but now is rambling and confused, then doesn’t that indicate decline?
Its akin to putting a long retired due to ill health boxer against the current heavyweight champion and expecting the retired boxer to win because he used to fight so well.
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I really want him to go full vigilante and pick a fight with the Secret Service.
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It must actually be hell to be fatrick. I mean just imagine that all your life is just coping and seething about meaningless shit. What a horrid way to live.
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*using 100% of my chromosomal power to not make a crack about thunderdome*
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Attempting to shoot Trump with his meme gun or temu accessorized Glock, before being slammed face first on the pavement as he tries to waddle for his bike would be the iconic moment of the election.
He would undoubtedly use his bike as he got away with shooting Trammel on it.
He will also wear his glasses as he thinks they worked as a perfect disguise when he vandalized his own motorcycle with dry wipe markers.
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He'll also be wearing his Captain America t-shirt, no question.
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Alas footage of him waddling next to a right wing rally in wisconsin (which I sadly am unable to put my finger on right now, if someone else who has it or a link to it would provide I would be much obliged) show he would just avert eye contact while mumbling "nochild..." and awkwardly hovering around like the autist he is, and generally looking to place fellow anti-trump screechers between himself and the scary red hat men
Honestly I hope I can refind that footage soon as it shows just how pathetic he is in person when he feels there is a chance he might catch a punch or two if things get hairy. Even CWC had infinitely more moxy when dealing with IRL trolls and picklemen or store employees seeking to protect a certain blue armed bandit
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I thought that was a bunch of people protesting a pedo (sci Fi) convention ? Pat had on his stupid pink IM HERE TO HELP extra small t shirt and some woman had to shuffle him away before he did anything really stupid
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Thats probably it, need to see the footage to be sure though
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I think that was a different time.
He was quite obnoxious there, but I think he was confident that the old ladies would step in before anything got really violent.
He even calls the guy he is arguing with a child at one point.
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Secret Service won't do shit. They'll be busy with Milwaukee's *local girls*. It's what they do when they are in town, any town. OTOH, The FBI has a score to settle with Man of Pig. Piggy thinks he's been swatted? Give them a reason and the Jackboots will go full Waco on his fat ass. There is no doubt he is on a watch list.
Thing is, he won't do anything to Republicans. He'll go after the Dems, for betraying Joe, and Democracy. Chicago is a short drive away from the ha' hovel. Just across state lines. He's got to stay competitive for the LotY. Only his intrinsic laziness can save him.
Thing is, he won't do anything to Republicans. He'll go after the Dems, for betraying Joe, and Democracy. Chicago is a short drive away from the ha' hovel. Just across state lines. He's got to stay competitive for the LotY. Only his intrinsic laziness can save him.