Plagued Ruben Sim Derangement Syndrome - Because it's definitely a good look to attack a guy who takes down pedophiles.


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1636 hours watching anime, normal?

0.76% of his current lifespan watching anime
I'm about to sound really weeby. It depends. He joined in 2017. The average show is 12 episodes or 5 hours roughly if we assume 24 minutes a episode. Takes 3 months for 12 episodes to air. His birthday is 1999. Assuming he just included some old shit like Yugioh and Pokemon that he grew up with, which would increase his hour count DRAMATICALLY, because those are big shows... eh. I'd need to see more of a number breakdown honestly.

Edit: I don't know what autism is happening, i just wanted to give input.
 
which he then proceeded to dox me on twitter in response
You said William wasn’t your name, that the person Ruben posting isn’t you at all, and everything is “just taken out of context”. Which is it now, barneyfag? Is posting public information doxxing now? You can’t even keep your story straight.
 
Oh great and noble John Elway, I praise you for your great powers of football and of your grand creation of football. I of late have been wanting to get into the football spirit of things but alas there is but a crisis. The NFL is nothing but leftist propaganda and they taint the very foundations of football. College Football is a bit easier to swallow but in my search to play a football video game on PC to praise your creation of football, there has not been of many choices. Axis Football sucks ass and upon my search of Tecmo Super Bowl mods, I cannot search upon any decent mods that is not of the blasphemed NFL of today.

Oh great John Elway, what would you advise of me on my search for a good football game that is not on of those inferior consoles? I wish to praise your ways of football in a game but I cannot of find any. Oh John Elway what am I to do?

Also praise be your name of football John Elway and God Bless American!

Thousands of years ago, when Equestria was merely a foaming mass of liquid hot magma, forces congealed inside the Earth's crust that would later become the mighty magnetic hypnocock of John Elway. And so it was that on a warm windy evening, Dan Reeves did explode forth from his mighty wang into the nether regions of Rainbow Dash, and there burst forth a sonic rainboom of pure Football.

Then, later, he ejaculated into her ponut just for good measure, and that which burst forth was the only non-football football officially endorsed by all football, which is the Denver Broncos. This football did later crystalize into a miniature football for all to enjoy at home.

The answer to your question is, as always, the mighty game of Electric Football

Praise Electric Football. Praise Electric American.

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I live with my roommate and sometimes with two other people when they decide to visit and they are the most normal-headed people you'd ever meet. Blackjack and woofsalot are sane individuals.
Do "normal-headed people" have a position on Celestia's personal teleology? I think your normal detector might be slightly mis-calibrated.
 
Oh great and noble John Elway, I praise you for your great powers of football and of your grand creation of football. I of late have been wanting to get into the football spirit of things but alas there is but a crisis. The NFL is nothing but leftist propaganda and they taint the very foundations of football. College Football is a bit easier to swallow but in my search to play a football video game on PC to praise your creation of football, there has not been of many choices. Axis Football sucks ass and upon my search of Tecmo Super Bowl mods, I cannot search upon any decent mods that is not of the blasphemed NFL of today.

Oh great John Elway, what would you advise of me on my search for a good football game that is not on of those inferior consoles? I wish to praise your ways of football in a game but I cannot of find any. Oh John Elway what am I to do?

Also praise be your name of football John Elway and God Bless American!

Thousands of years ago, when Equestria was merely a foaming mass of liquid hot magma, forces congealed inside the Earth's crust that would later become the mighty magnetic hypnocock of John Elway. And so it was that on a warm windy evening, Dan Reeves did explode forth from his mighty wang into the nether regions of Rainbow Dash, and there burst forth a sonic rainboom of pure Football.

Then, later, he ejaculated into her ponut just for good measure, and that which burst forth was the only non-football football officially endorsed by all football, which is the Denver Broncos. This football did later crystalize into a miniature football for all to enjoy at home.

The answer to your question is, as always, the mighty game of Electric Football

Praise Electric Football. Praise Electric American.

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English please
 
Reminder that this thread has only existed for two months and yet it already has been the subject of a hundred thousand view video, gained the infected status, and led to the creation of three new lolcow threads (although all of those are in the Prospering Grounds).

On one hand, I hope Ruben uploads the video soon because it will mean he will be trusted again and he will be able to fully continue in his efforts to stop child exploitation on Roblox, but on the other I think it will be super funny if another incident happens and the thread doubles in length again.
 
Reminder that this thread has only existed for two months and yet it already has been the subject of a hundred thousand view video, gained the infected status, and led to the creation of three new lolcow threads (although all of those are in the Prospering Grounds).

On one hand, I hope Ruben uploads the video soon because it will mean he will be trusted again and he will be able to fully continue in his efforts to stop child exploitation on Roblox, but on the other I think it will be super funny if another incident happens and the thread doubles in length again.
While we kiwis are all farmers, Ruben Sims is a full-scale agricultural revolution on lolcows.
 
LReminder that this thread has only existed for two months and yet it already has been the subject of a hundred thousand view video, gained the infected status, and led to the creation of three new lolcow threads (although all of those are in the Prospering Grounds).
Parlo is on the edge into having one aswell, but was saved by completely fence-sitting in the situation. He’s still a faggot for bowing down to Tristan for calling out his discord server for hosting his doxx information and “sending his audience to harass him”. He was right, why even take down the video?

Tristan is so hypocritical in the situation for not thinking his audience are doing the same thing towards Ruben Sim it’s hilarious. Complete double standards.
 
It's still bonkers to me how a guy can expose the absolutely absurd pedo problem on Roblox, yet he, not the pedos, becomes public enemy #1, because he made disparaging remarks about furries in the process.

Furries who then proceed to get exposed for their gooner accounts, or even are outright openly posting their degen femboy avatars on main.
 
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