DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[ReentryPhantom]

Also reminder. Phil has FEMALE pattern baldness.

Ludwig Scale lol

 

[San Dimas High School]

Okay im not versed in fighting game set ups like those, so.let me see if i understood right and feel free to correct me.

He disassembled the thing replaced it with other parts and along the way he fucked it up and now it doesnt work properly? Ive seen here that those type of set ups can have their buttons/joystick replaced with others, if so what are the odds that dsp accidentally cut a cable or he put the part the wromg way of actually jammed it in such way that its unresponsive.

It still "works", he played a game with it and I think pignotized himself into thinking it's fine. One of the buttons is sitting weird and he's using a worse lever. And I'm sure with just some normal use the connection to the lever or the button is going to fuck up because they're crammed up against each other and he's slapping the buttons all day long.

 

[Lean In Ban]

Remember, Phil will be dropping even more money on a fight stick but couldn't bother to pay for Jasper's bloodwork

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Remember, Phil will be dropping even more money on a fight stick but couldn't bother to pay for Jasper's bloodwork

Or the dishwasher, the blinds, the kitchen cabinets (Kat's fault), the vacuum, the shower...

 

[johnkimble123]

Funny part is the stick was fine he just refused to training mode to make sure his inputs were correct and even had his chat telling him he was doing stuff wrong.


He has legit used every single excuse and walked them back more then I've ever seen him. SF6 really means a lot to him and I guess whatever image he has in his head of himself. Even with him saying he thinks it will work I think 1 more SF6 stream with this stick and its gone.

It's not broken. Sf experts have analyzed Phil's moves and she's constantly mashing buttons. You can go look at the MGS2 catroller cut of This is How You Don't Play to see how he constantly mashes buttons all the time (he was constantly holstering his weapon which only happens if you're mashing the completely wrong button).

All of his "missed" inputs can easily be explained and attributed to some of the below:
-He buffers supers in the worst way possible quite often
-He flubs a ton of joystick moves (is often moving while trying to block, inputs 360 as half circles, half circles as quarter circles, inputs moves in the opposite way which tends to result in something else "coming out")
-He mashes a bunch of buttons at once which also leads to wrong moves coming out, and is typically why things like blocking don't work because he's hitting a kick or punch
-Because he's mashing buttons, when he hits 2 erroneously, sometimes the wrong thing comes out, which he blames rollback netcode for "replacing 1 move with another", which isn't what it does
-Also noticed he fucks up jump/crouching now, and is probably hitting them too diagonal to register as an up/down input, but blames the game for that too
-Oh and he fucks up combos too, like it took him until just recently with Zangief to learn how to set up Lvl 2 super into Lvl 1, and even there he does the most basic version because he only knows 1-2 setups.
-And of course he's old and reacts slower than he thinks he does

That's not even getting into all the strategic errors he makes.

 

[Pepper Jack]

Begsla

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

I guess he could also just send in the one he took apart and get it repaired but knowing Dave, I wouldn't bet on it.

Lol never. He’s way too fucking lazy. Into the closet with that shit.

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

It's not that his parents are on their deathbed (the father still goes fishing) or they can't afford the trip, it's most likely because they have no interest in once again flying across the country to do housework for their son who's in his 40s, and I can't blame them for it either. The only time he actually talks to them is when he needs money and they probably got tired of it.

I imagine his father every thinks to himself that this is the sperm of his that won.

 

[Georgio Cocklord]

He's now doing a whole segment (10 minutes and counting) on the pre-stream about swapping (parts of) his joystick, as if the joystick is the cause of him losing in SF yesterday.

This is maximum cope.

EDIT: still going, 25 minutes and counting, and he's doing a live disassembly of his joystick and swapping parts with the Xbox joystick he used for Street Fighter 30th Anniversary Collection and (briefly) SF6 on Xbox before fleeing to PS5. Mind you: he has presented no evidence whatsoever of the joystick actually being faulty, other than him shouting that his inputs are getting dropped. In short: the excuses he has used quite literally every single time he ever played Street Fighter.



This man is severely mentally ill.


EDIT2: oops, hit a little snag there. The Xbox joystick doesn't fit in his PS5 joystick without blocking other buttons. Conclusion: the makers of the joystick are, and I quote, "MORONS":

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This shit is pure gold.


EDIT3: and of course he - being the irredeemable piece of shit that he is - had to insert a guilt-tripping beg for money:

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EDIT4: he's going ALL IN on the toxicity now, calling Qanba (makers of the joystick), and again, I quote, "SCAM ARTISTS" and "LOSERS":

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I think this is a good moment to mention that DSP claimed the Qanba joystick he's currently shitting on so very hard, is the best one he has ever owned, praising it to high heavens not even one year ago.



Full 12-minute archive of the unboxing, straight from his own channel:

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(original video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNKW-s55hlM)


EDIT5: he's now complaining about only getting a single dollar tip throughout this whole festering shit show:

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EDIT6: to top off this ultimate clown show with a never-used-before excuse, DSP is now claiming the controller he just re-assembled again, is *GASP* "drahpping inputs":

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This will be his main excuse for the time being, won't it? And of course, Qanba is going to catch the full blame for it.


EDIT7: ends the pre-stream with some juicy BEGS for money:

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Damn he's like a literal 5 year old, I broke my thingies wahh controller sucks wahh give me more money wahhhhhhluigi. How is this man in his 40s and how has he cockroach survived 15 fucking years on YouTube?

 

[Sicko Hunter]

I need to know what kind of deranged numbnuts idiot is paying 155 dollars to watch Phil play Stardew valley in a women's gardening hat.

 

[Hectic Heckler]

I need to know what kind of deranged numbnuts idiot is paying 155 dollars to watch Phil play Stardew valley in a women's gardening hat.
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Hint: a faggot who claims to be trans and has his own containment thread

 

[San Dimas High School]

Damn he's like a literal 5 year old, I broke my thingies wahh controller sucks wahh give me more money wahhhhhhluigi. How is this man in his 40s and how has he cockroach survived 15 fucking years on YouTube?

When Steve Jobs was alive people said he got to where he was because he denied reality, and made everyone make shit even though everyone told him what he wanted was impossible. DSP is exactly like that, except with begging instead of making anything.

 

[Gumming3082]

Phil get featured for the most mundane shit

 

[Luke gama]

I don't follow this guy but not being mean he's clinically low IQ right.

I mean like slightly different path in life and he'd be homeless or living in a home.

The fact is that if you take a normal intelligence human and have them play games for a living for 10 years day in day out they are going to become very skilled.. It has to be learning disability stopping him right ?.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Phil get featured for the most mundane shit

Null making up for all the time he spent seething over this subforum because of the bankleaks.

 

[IsaACKRepentance]

You are not at all wrong, I’m sure. I genuinely have confidence in the veracity of your statement.

But I would expect Ethan Ralph to win Father of the Century before I expected Phil Burnell to configure a Raspberry Pi for any purpose, and I mean up to and including using it as a paperweight or improvised cat toy.

Khat would eat the Raspberry Pi before it got into Phil's hands if he ever tried

 

[LoTex]

The only game DSP enjoys playing now days is WWE champions. I hear he enjoys it so much he declared bankruptcy because of it

 

[Glowie]

On today's episode of Bad Things Happening to Bad People...

And innocent controllers they're always recieving abuse from manbabies.
There should be association for abused controllers.
Sort of like ASPCA. With electricians, adoption program and shit. As you could tell I feel bad for controllers, they haven't done anything wrong

 

[LuchaZombie]

Or the dishwasher, the blinds, the kitchen cabinets (Kat's fault), the vacuum, the shower...

I love how he casually admits this stuff like it’s normal to live in a house where so much stuff is broken. I remember his reasoning for not fixing the blinds was because they are a custom size and it would cost hundreds of dollars.

You can get blinds for under $100 and they cut them to size for you for free.

Meanwhile this retard is destroying a video game controller that’s triple the cost.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

The only game DSP enjoys playing now days is WWE champions. I hear he enjoys it so much he declared bankruptcy because of it

Honestly, I think he doesn't even enjoy it. I think the only reason he still plays it and dumps tens of thousands into it is his Oppositional defiant disorder trying to show the trolls in his own mind.