Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[glue eater]

Okay, which one of you farmers who started gambling due to BMJ is ready to step up and become the new lolcow?

 

[Kees H]

Okay, which one of you farmers who started gambling due to BMJ is ready to step up and become the new lolcow?

I’d say, lead by example, nigger.

 

[botrix_fan]

As dumb as it may sound the thread could be going through a worse withdrawal than Austin.

C'MON BOSS JUST JUICE US A LITTLE STREAM BRO JUST A 5 MINUTE FELTENING

WHY DO NONE OF YOU RATS LIFT A PINKY AND STREAM SOME WHEEL AND COINFLIP???!

 

[Kola]

Here's the timeline of known and theoretically predicted near-future events in the Bossmanjack saga, including both Gamba Winters

 

[dumbledore]

>2 months without any new raw Bossman content
As dumb as it may sound the thread could be going through a worse withdrawal than Austin.

Just imagine how hard new streams will be hitting. We will all get high as fuck on Gamba once he is out.

 

[Rabbits]

Just imagine how hard new streams will be hitting. We will all get high as fuck on Gamba once he is out.

This is the only thing keeping me going

 

[This Machine Milks Cows]

Fucking hell, I miss this mad fucker. I've started looking through some of my old saved clips of him. Getting withdrawal symptoms here.

If he gets the wrong judge, we could never see our boy again.

Oh dear, it looks like Bossman's future depends on whether the Bossman spread those sweet asscheeks out and fucked the judge's mom good and proper or not, and whether or not he proclaimed that pussy to be niec.

 

[Testiculated Giraffe]

gamba bad, but gamba + crack good.

gamba + crack bad, but gamba + crack + domestic violence good.

Fucking hell, I miss this mad fucker. I've started looking through some of my old saved clips of him. Getting withdrawal symptoms here.


Oh dear, it looks like Bossman's future depends on whether the Bossman spread those sweet asscheeks out and fucked the judge's mom good and proper or not, and whether or not he proclaimed that pussy to be niec.

Judge:
"Mr. Peterson, I find you guilty and sentence you to 5 years in a state corrections facility"

Bossman:
"I'm gonna fucking... DUDE!!! This is wrong, this is so wrong, this is fucking rigged bro, I'm telling you bro this shit is so rigged fucking rigged bro, these fucking court originals are so rigged bro I'm gonna fucking... *tongue of rage appears as Bossman turns to the jury* I'm fucking done guys I'm so fucking done, nobody wants to support me I fucking hate all of you, nobody wants to fucking support me bro *Bossman flips the defence's table and kicks a hole in the dry wall*

 

[botrix_fan]

Here's the timeline of known and theoretically predicted near-future events in the Bossmanjack saga, including both Gamba Winters

2044: Bossman becomes president. Loses the entire treasury on a single spin of Wheel.

 

[Sneeds]

Lots of BBC posting when bossman was mentioned during MATI

 

[HONKHONKTIME]

Lots of BBC posting when bossman was mentioned during MATI
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oh that sweet summer child. he hasnt had that in years. lost it the first time he had a come-down being broke.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Lots of BBC posting when bossman was mentioned during MATI
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Null needs to start telling these rats 5 pack for an unban, bish.

 

[The Wokest]

I may still be in denial but there's no way bruh, there's no way!
He's gonna be in there for 2 months?
That's so wrong! There has to be a way for him to get out earlier this is bullshit!
This is not real! IS NOT REAL!

 

[The Cock Carousel]

Boss when he beats these BULLSHIT charges

 

[InterestRateHawk]

I'm interested to hear more details about the DV case.

As much as I want the gamba kawntent back, if he's being an abusive cunt to the parents who let him live rent free he should go to pee pee poo poo prison.

 

[break these cuffs]

I'm interested to hear more details about the DV case.

As much as I want the gamba kawntent back, if he's being an abusive cunt to the parents who let him live rent free he should go to pee pee poo poo prison.

We know he's been an abusive piece of shit. I'm sure the verbal abuse we see on stream is light compared to what happens when the stream is turned off. I doubt he just suicidebaits his viewers. It seems like a prime way to emotionally abuse a doting Christian mother like Bossmom. Then there are the times Austin has walked off stream and there has been confrontation. There are a few clips where we heard crashes and bangs. Was he assaulting his parents these times or what he destroying something in the house? Even punching holes in a hallway wall is indimitation and carries the implicit threat of violence towards them.

This is just what we've seen. Austin is an abusive piece of shit and has been for years.

 

[Rigamaroo]

How long before this thread turns inactive and thrown into Lolcows of History?

 

[The Grimace]

This man is nowhere near jewish enough. Why did bossmom cheap out man our boy is screwed

(((David Heilberg))) could've gotten him off scott-free.

 

[CoolSixtyNiner]

Boss when he beats these BULLSHIT charges

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How on earth did you make this. I thought deep fakes had significant issues with glasses!

 

[Kees H]

Bros I feel like sponsoring black local small business (hey I need an excuse to tell the niggers I am not racist) and order some crackerooski from Derrick Christmas. I can't deal with this crack withdrawal by proxy.