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[Endangered Species List]

OP has posted the same thing in multiple different trans subs but they aren’t getting the answers they want. They are upset that no one wants to preform top surgery on someone who apparently needs to lose 120lbs to get to a BMI of 45.

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I hate that I can't make my own medical decisions, even while accepting that death is a potential risk

I've decided to cancel my top surgery consult to not waste money being told I'll have to lose weight. I've seen trans men go to consults, be approved for surgery then days before they were supposed to get surgery, be told that the anesthesiologist did not want to put them under and they were all much smaller in size than I.

I wish I could just agree to the risks of surgery (including death) and just go for it. I don't have family that can sue. The state can bury me, burn me, etc as long as I'm male on my death certificate. I'll never realistically lose the weight to get top surgery, no less phallo or a hysto.

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Honestly can’t help but feel a bit bad for them based on their other posts. Seems like someone who was pulled into the transgender community while at their most vulnerable and is trapped in a horrible depressive spiral (and has been for awhile).

 

[GloriousScarf]

As a mere male, not sure how to react to this one. How about it "cis" ladies?
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Consensus of comments so far appears to be yes.

They were doing it on purpose and you are "out" as people outside your hugbox know a man when they see one. The handmaiden ball washers will play make believe with him obviously, but normal women, no.

 

[everybody in Portugal]

OP has posted the same thing in multiple different trans subs but they aren’t getting the answers they want. They are upset that no one wants to preform top surgery on someone who apparently needs to lose 120lbs to get to a BMI of 45.
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I hate that I can't make my own medical decisions, even while accepting that death is a potential risk

I've decided to cancel my top surgery consult to not waste money being told I'll have to lose weight. I've seen trans men go to consults, be approved for surgery then days before they were supposed to get surgery, be told that the anesthesiologist did not want to put them under and they were all much smaller in size than I.

I wish I could just agree to the risks of surgery (including death) and just go for it. I don't have family that can sue. The state can bury me, burn me, etc as long as I'm male on my death certificate. I'll never realistically lose the weight to get top surgery, no less phallo or a hysto.

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Honestly can’t help but feel a bit bad for them based on their other posts. Seems like someone who was pulled into the transgender community while at their most vulnerable and is trapped in a horrible depressive spiral (and has been for awhile).
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Someone should tell her Sneeze Gallagher exists and laughs in the face of safe weight/anaesthesia limits.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Honestly can’t help but feel a bit bad for them

PSA to other women: the feelings of mentally disturbed strangers are not your responsibility. Stop wasting precious seconds of your life feeling guilty for choices made by someone else.

 

[Izdaja Slika]

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It's been mentioned before, but I want a list of 'ways to let trannies know you've clocked them without getting into trouble with HR'.

The best so far is to ask 'what are your pronouns' while making sure they know you don't ask anyone else this question. Second on the list should be 'are you doing anything for Pride this year'?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

It's been mentioned before, but I want a list of 'ways to let trannies know you've clocked them without getting into trouble with HR'.

The best so far is to ask 'what are your pronouns' while making sure they know you don't ask anyone else this question. Second on the list should be 'are you doing anything for Pride this year'?

“You know who’s great? Caitlin Jenner. Oh, and Elliot Page. I just want you to know, I totally support you people. Ally high-five!”

 

[Terffals]

It's been mentioned before, but I want a list of 'ways to let trannies know you've clocked them without getting into trouble with HR'.

The best so far is to ask 'what are your pronouns' while making sure they know you don't ask anyone else this question. Second on the list should be 'are you doing anything for Pride this year'?

“Oh, are you on your way to the drag show?” / “I love RuPaul!” Works best if you live in a liberal city with lots of drag shows. Trannies HATE being taken for drag queens but they can’t get too mad because drag is woke.

 

[behindyourightnow]

"Are y'all able to find groups of cis girls who will include you in their conversations or inside conversations?"

He seems to not realize that anyone, not just women, won't just randomly talk about their private business to any stranger just because they wear make up and skirts. I truly think this dumb fuck doesn't understand that if you want to be part of any 'inside conversation' you first need to become a person's trusted friend, which starts with not making people uncomfortable on sight, and some basic social skills.

I think you're right, but to be honest he could also be talking about being excluded from normal small talk between female acquaintances. Probably because he was dressed or behaving inappropriately.

These idiots have no idea how hard it is sometimes for women to fit in around other women, or how skilled women are at gently pushing someone away if they're not interested in friendship.

Women might appear to be more friendly to each other if you're a straight man looking in, given that women seem to open up to each other more easily than men do. I think this is part of the AGP fantasy of womanhood as life on easy mode: they get an impression that women are just dying to be every other woman's supportive BFF, and all the AGP has to do is enter the "womanhood" state and he'll be fawned over and have all his narc needs met forever.

But superficial friendliness doesn't mean that women just make friends with any other woman! Most women can read "I'm being nice to you but I have no interest in being your friend" cues from other women, but straight men pretending to be women don't even know that these cues exist. They think they just have to get a little bit better at cracking the "woman" code, and then all the friendship in the world will be theirs.

“Oh, are you on your way to the drag show?” / “I love RuPaul!” Works best if you live in a liberal city with lots of drag shows. Trannies HATE being taken for drag queens but they can’t get too mad because drag is woke.

Expressing enthusiasm about drag is extra cruel, because it lets them know that not only do you recognize that they are a man, but also that their attempt at womanhood is so clownish that you think it's a literal costume.

 

[Geraldine]

people outside your hugbox know a man when they see one.

Yes. And so do those inside the hugbox.
No troon even passes in person. Not ever.

 

[Hassou Tobi]

Probably has been posted here before but it’s a good reminder of what troons really are.

TIM jealous of his sister’s childhood sexual abuse:

 

[𝓗𝓾𝓰𝓱 𝓦𝓸𝓽𝓶𝓪𝓮𝓽]

TIM jealous of his sister’s childhood sexual abuse

I hate them all so much it’s unreal

 

[Hassou Tobi]

I hate them all so much it’s unreal

If you think you hate troons enough, you don’t.

 

[Oliver Onions]

This is what Troon pain looks like. It's either extremely funny or immensely disturbing. Depends on how you look at it:
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I know we make the joke constantly, but this guy really does look and sound so much like Buffalo Bill and it made me realise if he was real and living today he'd probably have an extremely successful TikTok with tutorials on how to make skinsuits out of those stupid TERF bitches.

 

[Det. Frank Washington Esq]

I wish I could just agree to the risks of surgery (including death) and just go for it. I don't have family that can sue. The state can bury me, burn me, etc as long as I'm male on my death certificate. I

So... what happens if you get a based medical examiner who puts in your accurate gender? How would you even know? If you're a Fedora-tipper, you've faded into nothingness and it doesn't matter. Why would you even care? I guess if you're roasting in eternal damnation, then it'll make the next... forever years that much more worse.

Dumb that would be a concern in any case.

It's been mentioned before, but I want a list of 'ways to let trannies know you've clocked them without getting into trouble with HR'.

The best so far is to ask 'what are your pronouns' while making sure they know you don't ask anyone else this question. Second on the list should be 'are you doing anything for Pride this year'?

The good 'ol "accidental" sir/ma'am before making an over-dramatized show of correction/contrition.

 

[glass_houses]

Probably has been posted here before but it’s a good reminder of what troons really are.

TIM jealous of his sister’s childhood sexual abuse:

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This is actually a pretty old one that's done the rounds. I'd love to have an update one day.

 

[Hassou Tobi]

This is actually a pretty old one that's done the rounds. I'd love to have an update one day.

The only update was the troon whining about the "transphobic backlash"

https://ovarit.com/o/TransLogic/214701/update-on-jealous-of-sister-s-sexual-abuse-tim

 

[UsedUp]

Probably has been posted here before but it’s a good reminder of what troons really are.

TIM jealous of his sister’s childhood sexual abuse:

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[Geraldine]

Look at this one. Yes look. Look look loo-oo-ook.
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Hi!

I (20mtf) have recently had a lot of people just staring at me. It feels like they are trying to figure me out. I’ll walk by people and they just stare at me.

I don’t wear makeup in public, and I haven’t started hrt yet. I have long hair and wear it up sometimes, but I don’t really think that my looks give away being trans. I wear a lot of jewelry and have some piercings, but those are all things men can do too. I don’t use a female voice in public so people know that i’m presenting as a guy when i’m talking to them.

I’m curious if anyone else has experience with people staring. I don’t care too much, but i’ve noticed it ramping up recently and was wondering if it’s common. Thank you

Looking weird but not necessarily trans?
Merely neurotic about being looked at?

 

[The Un-Clit]

The only update was the troon whining about the "transphobic backlash"

https://ovarit.com/o/TransLogic/214701/update-on-jealous-of-sister-s-sexual-abuse-tim

I actually saw two interviews with TIFs who complained that their rapist was "transphobic" because he wouldn't stop raping them when they said they identified as men.......

oh my fucking sides!

 

[Anasa Tristis]

I think this is part of the AGP fantasy of womanhood as life on easy mode: they get an impression that women are just dying to be every other woman's supportive BFF, and all the AGP has to do is enter the "womanhood" state and he'll be fawned over and have all his narc needs met forever.

Troons are remarkably ignorant of the vicious competition and deliberate social sabotage that occurs between females. I guess that's because that isn't illustrated in their cute girl anime stories?