Orbiter ðŸ‡¬ðŸ‡§ Johnathan Isaac Harrison (and his family) / Cog City / "Jobless Johnny" / Cognitive Thought - Unemployable British cuckold, doxed himself on UberEats, alleged paedophile who now admits to having sex with a 17-year-old when he was 21, seethes on X all day about Ethan Ralph, married to a Punjabi Porkchop. Now the Bri'ish Jerry Springer show.

No show or even any tweets yesterday. I was starting to get worried. Cog's self-esteem is tied entirely to the amount of donos he gets, and Sunday's stream must have made him suicidal. Thankfully, he posted a Ralphesque tweet today to tell everyone how happy he is and that he's eating exotic food.
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Pure bliss. True beauty.


See you tomorrow!
 
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BIG_BRAD said:
No show or even any tweets yesterday. I was starting to get worried. Cog's self-esteem is tied entirely to the amount of donos he gets, and Sunday's stream must have made him suicidal. Thankfully, he posted a Ralphesque tweet today to tell everyone how happy he is and that he's eating exotic food.
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God, how shitty must the mexican food be in bongland?
 
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BIG_BRAD said:
No show or even any tweets yesterday. I was starting to get worried. Cog's self-esteem is tied entirely to the amount of donos he gets, and Sunday's stream must have made him suicidal. Thankfully, he posted a Ralphesque tweet today to tell everyone how happy he is and that he's eating exotic food.
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This is not something many people know or understand about Cog. The sperging out and intensity doesn’t end with the stream. He constantly talks about internet shit all day in that house and when it is stuff that is bothering him, it is up to Dan and the poo sisters to tard-wrangle him. He’ll often go on a hiatus ranging from a couple of days to a week no doubt due to intervention from other adults living in the house.
 
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This is not something many people know or understand about Cog. The sperging out and intensity doesn’t end with the stream. He constantly talks about internet shit all day in that house and when it is stuff that is bothering him, it is up to Dan and the poo sisters to tard-wrangle him. He’ll often go on a hiatus ranging from a couple of days to a week no doubt due to intervention from other adults living in the house.
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I wonder if he's also just waiting for his feeders to get paid again. They all put their money together on the 4th to give Cog $800 and own Ralph, and there's been pretty much nothing ever since.

Also, it almost seems like they get together to decide who the big paypig of the day will be. There's like 5-8 people total who actually donate, and the one who donates the most usually alternates between them. I don't know how Cog doesn't feel pathetic living off the paychecks of such a small group of people who are probably just donating so that he doesn't kill himself. The worst was the guy the other day who sent Cog his birthday money. How can you accept someone's gift money and not feel like a bottom feeder lol
 
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BIG_BRAD said:
No show or even any tweets yesterday. I was starting to get worried. Cog's self-esteem is tied entirely to the amount of donos he gets, and Sunday's stream must have made him suicidal. Thankfully, he posted a Ralphesque tweet today to tell everyone how happy he is and that he's eating exotic food.
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Isn't he in his late 30s?
This man should never have kids but like man, you SHOULD have a family and a job now.

Imagine waking up feeling the need to flex on twitter on other socially handicapped men.
And the flex being sloppy takeout and cheap drugs (something to be said about rekeita and his 3000$ snack budget and coke habit, but I digress).

I will never understand what drives these men.
 
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Cog immediately begins the tweet with a verifiable lie that is easily disproven so I am left to assume everything else he says is a lie meaning he does not have a toilet and definitely eats rats.
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TheLostMarxBrotherFucko said:
I thought Cog was already a Ralph parody.
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Yeah, that's the funniest part about this. The lack of self-awareness is fucking astounding. He's trad larp Ralph, and goes on and on about how much more wholesome he is to an audience of 15 certified gooners. This idea feels less like parody and more like skinwalking. I'm all for it!
 
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God, how shitty must the mexican food be in bongland?
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I had nachos at a fancy hotel bar in London one time and it was literally unsalted corn chips, cold "nacho cheese" and the least spicy jalapenos to have ever been grown. The Brits have got the Indian food down pat because of the demographics but man could they ever use some Mexicans or Ecuadorians or Nicaraguans or something. Hell in America you normally have kitchens filled with 1 of the 3 regardless of what type of cuisine is being cooked and they normally kill it.
 
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TheLostMarxBrotherFucko said:
Okay can someone explain this to me. I thought this was just some dumb shit PPP made up or is there deep lore idk about? Help me out here.
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Likewise I thought it was made up bullshit but since Jonny lies about everything perhaps we shouldn’t dismiss it.

Supposedly after thieves cucked him, he ate her pet rats as revenge. However we now know her new boyfriend came over and tossed Cog the fuck out of the flat and he was homeless. Perhaps it was a few days before her new beau came over and slapped him around. Maybe it was because he did eat the rats, who knows.
 
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I was too inspired by this morning's tweets and ended up making another Cog fan video instead of watching the stream


Even without my moral support, Cog was still able to smash today's goal! From skimming the stream, it looks like there was a shit load of Steel Toe content and not a lot else. Cyber Taz must love it though, because he was Today's Top Feeder. We're going to be getting some hilarious Ralph parody tweets soon. Cog fucking loves humiliating himself for money! Here's a little collage I put together to celebrate
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