DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Need Help With Tips]

Those feet are really fucking something.

They look like a goats hooves more than human feet. Or something I’d expect slender man’s feet to look like.

Yes, this is quite haram. But… Can’t help but wonder…

Spoiler

What does his cock look like? Also weird and goat like? Perhaps he just has a smooth scrotum without one like a Ken doll, since the aliens who designed Phil skin suit figured he’d never copulate anyways?

What the fuck


Also can someone explain to me how exactly did he break his stick? I was looking around in the stream and I couldn't actually find him "breaking" it. It looked more like he tried to do a part swap and the new parts wouldn't fit right and nothing more, I must have missed it.

 

[Desire]

I thought his streams were for mature sophisticated audiences now?

His audience left years ago, mostly full of hatewatchers and bots

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

He mashes a bunch of buttons at once which also leads to wrong moves coming out, and is typically why things like blocking don't work because he's hitting a kick or punch

It's even worse than that, he's doing what he calls "double tapping" he does every input two times voluntarily. An habit that comes from his arcade days and makes no sense on modern controllers and consoles.

I love how he casually admits this stuff like it’s normal to live in a house where so much stuff is broken.

He has what some love to call a "pigroach aura" everything arounds him manages to break but it's never his fault. Best example of that was the whole closet emptying stream where you had things that basically were left untouched for years and somehow he manages to break them anyway. And after that whole debacle he has the audacity to say "I take good care of my things *snort*"

 

[Bloitzhole]

I just realized, this is the Hori stick Phil failed to attach. You can see the connectors sticking out on the right where the 5-pin ribbon cable quick connector attaches. After attaching said cable, according to Phil, it prevented the closest button from operating normally.

Usually you can take a pair of pliers and bend those connectors upwards with very little issue if you need the clearance (hell, some of them are flexible enough to where you can do it by hand).
I wouldn't do it over and over but for the sake of making one connection, it should be fine.
Worst case you take the 5 pin quick connect off and you solder them on individually (not that Phil knows how to solder).

 

[Hideo Kojima]

It's even worse than that, he's doing what he calls "double tapping" he does every input two times voluntarily. An habit that comes from his arcade days and makes no sense on modern controllers and consoles.

I'd like to clarify that double tapping is actually still a relevant technique even in modern fighting games and is one of the main reasons you would use a stick/leverless controller over a pad. Double tapping is more of a misnomer since what it actually involves is sliding two fingers across a single button which essentially doubles your inputs and makes doing combo links way easier. Most top players still double tap and when done properly there's no reason not to. The thing is though that double tapping still doesn't replace the timing of when you input a button; you still have to practice it and DSP almost never goes into the training room. It's very likely he doesn't even know how to double tap properly.

 

[Factual OST Aficionado]

I'm not trying to chastise anyone but

How the fuck does anyone find this guy interesting? He's as bland as mayonnaise and twice as dull. he's just a fuck up that's it. The world is chocked full of retards like this who don't think more then 5 minutes ahead.

I just don't get it.

Morhann.

 

[smug comporon]

$300 for an off the shelf stick is very expensive, but all of the Qanba parts are premium and will last you years so long as you don't tard rage like Phil does every time he plays.

 

[00R-Gundam]

I'm not trying to chastise anyone but

How the fuck does anyone find this guy interesting? He's as bland as mayonnaise and twice as dull. he's just a fuck up that's it. The world is chocked full of retards like this who don't think more then 5 minutes ahead.

I just don't get it.

Okay listen here you mentally ill detractor, dsp is the most interesting person, he has a lot of achievements under his belts like:
>Works
>protects his family
>can do 20 push ups in 30 seconds
>was the 4th player at street fighter turbo and top american player
>he has a business that even if it he declared bankruptcy he still has it
>Top player in WWE Champions
>has a massive following of fans(Literal retards)
>He has a family(Wife and a Cat)
>Never ragequits
>Hes good at all games..if he wanted to.
>Gets money by asking for it consistently

All this accolades and much more is why dsp is such a winner in life And you wouldnt understand because youre not a Matuur Adult style human.

 

[gaarashatan]

I can't read this forum because I understand too well why so many DSP followers become deranged a-logs who are shamefully desperate for any kind of misfortune to befall the man

if karma exists then surely his next turn on the wheel will see him demoted to a protozoan swimming in a hobo's dick cheese

i just browse highlights but i feel thats when dsp gets the most spicy. lots of highlights to laugh at then

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Also can someone explain to me how exactly did he break his stick? I was looking around in the stream and I couldn't actually find him "breaking" it. It looked more like he tried to do a part swap and the new parts wouldn't fit right and nothing more, I must have missed it.

I doubt it's FUBAR, he probably fucked something minor up when reassembling the stick but since he's a retard he doesn't know what and he probably couldn't fix it either.

 

[Brother Wind]

When Steve Jobs was alive people said he got to where he was because he denied reality, and made everyone make shit even though everyone told him what he wanted was impossible. DSP is exactly like that, except with begging instead of making anything.

A small reminder that Steve Jobs had to go beg Bill Gates for money in the 90s

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

A small reminder that Steve Jobs had to go beg Bill Gates for money in the 90s

Did Jobs spend the money on WWE Champions?

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

What the fuck


Also can someone explain to me how exactly did he break his stick? I was looking around in the stream and I couldn't actually find him "breaking" it. It looked more like he tried to do a part swap and the new parts wouldn't fit right and nothing more, I must have missed it.

I tried to find it too. all I could find was he said "It's broke now! IT WONT FIT!!!!". I guess he was too stupid to put it back in the right way, so he thought it was "broke"

 

[JohnRedcorn]

So what are the odds Phil comes back on Thursday with a brand new stick that was conveniently donated by a generous long time fan.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

So what are the odds Phil comes back on Thursday with a brand new stick that was conveniently donated by a generous long time fan.

good possibility, or he'll keep talking about wanting a new joystick until someone goes out and order him one.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

So what are the odds Phil comes back on Thursday with a brand new stick that was conveniently donated by a generous long time fan.

And a story about how the delivery driver was a complete moron who had no idea how to do his job.

 

[PieceofShet]

"They poorly made this joystick"

I missed him saying POORLY MADE!

 

[Cucktry Roads]

So what are the odds Phil comes back on Thursday with a brand new stick that was conveniently donated by a generous long time fan.

Someone donated like 150 last night on stardew Valley for him to go buy a new one.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

Someone donated like 150 last night on stardew Valley for him to go buy a new one.

But that money goes to bills, moran

 

[FamicomGorby]

From Null's description of part of the conversation he had with Mike Clum, it appears that Mr. Darksyde had been at least partially successful in pignotizing Mike, with Mike even defending Phil's work ethic against Null's accusation of DSP being lazy.
"I said something about Phil being lazy, and he made a point to . . . immediately correct me and say: "Darksydephil is not lazy. Darksydephil puts in obscene amounts of work into his shit."

I heard that too and I guess that confirms that it was 100% DSP that fuckin killed the documentary if Clum actually fuckin thought that. I can kinda see where Mike is coming from, Phil does stream like nine hours a day, six days a week, basically the equivalent of like a 50~60 hour work week. But that's just it, he streams but he doesn't put any work into the streams. He doesn't do any prep work for his streams, his viewers have to make all his stream assets and provide him content for reacktions, and his podcasts are just him droning on about what he saw on twitter in basically a stream of consciousness. He's only not lazy in the same way that a homeless guy shows up everyday at the highway entrance ramp to get money.

The only other way I can think of Mike thinking that is Phil is also extremely obstinate about changing so he probably makes way more work for himself by doing things in a really inefficient way. Which we've definitely seen, like with him "babysitting" youtube uploads or typing out unique descriptions for tens of videos a day. Or with the joystick where apparently the only screwdriver he has is on a swiss army knife.