I swear to God, the other day i saw a homeless man throw one on the ground after a bite.
Listening to Jack keep asking questions about the astronaut food as he eats months supply the first day would make me turn that rocket directly into the sun.
Did he order anything or does he expect us to believe Tammy ate all that by herself ?
Who would want to buy this? This is how I use up leftover tortilla's at home when they're close to bad, stuff them with a bit of leftover meat and cheese, roll 'em and use a sauce to cover the slight dryness from them going stale. The only difference here is they use the sauce as a dip, I just put it in the roll, but I can see dumbasses squirting it all out into their lap then I guess. I cannot think of a good reason to pay any sort of food service premium for that crap though.
Obese white woman unenthusiastically puts flaccid white tubes in her mouth while her fat retard cuck watches and narrates, pronounces that she doesn't like the quote unquote garlic aioli, "if you like cheese you'll really like that one, it's oozing." Worst bukkake video ever. I feel like I just watched something from efukt.
"everyone is talking about it" no, no one has been talking about this shit from subway.
She takes a few bites and Fatty pretends she at that entire pile of food. 3 shitty wraps, a cookie, and a churro, and a pretzel. Considering Fatty gets angy in videos when he can't eat quickly enough, it's possible they split that pile of food or just ordered more because remember, Tammy is a fatass herself as well. Fatty on the other hand is amazed that this is their flatbread product and not a tortilla(because he doesn't realize what a tortilla is...)
Good reason, no. Reason people will pay for this shit? Because they're dumb and don't realize they can do this at home? That it's Subway scraping the bottom of the barrel trying to get the cheapest thing they can on the menu while still having some margin on it? Subway was already pretty bad as it is and would not be on my list of places to go for a quick bite while busy, but this shit just looks awful, and is precisely the sort of thing Fatty would think is cool or whatever.
Eh, I could believe they took it home and Jr inhaled it while Jack ate an entire pork butt.
"Thing you'd make yourself when you're drunk, but a foot long" stopped being interesting at hot dogs.
A lot of fast food seems convinced that the path to success for their business model is constant seasonal variety, but they also don't want to deal with needing new ingredients because that's expensive. Mcdonalds did a lot of this with their [Public figure] tie-in meals, selling the same shit with some different packaging to doll it up as an event meal. Subways basically done the same here, taking a few things they already had and just repackaging it into a new menu item. [Correction: took a quick look, technically its new since they're apparently replacing flatbread and tortillas as a whole with some new style of bread across the menu, this included. Half points, I suppose]
You will need an abacus to count the number of times Tammy responds “mhm” to Jack’s questions.
"It always smells good in here"
That's fast food in a nutshell. Honestly the only thing going for it is that it's convenient. It's not good for you. It's not cheap. It's not something anybody should be eating but places like that stay in business because of consoomers like Fatty. Something new comes out, he needs to try it. Why? He's a food addict.
Its the legally-cake-but-sorta-bread crumbs, both the ones baking in the oven and the shit inevitably in every crook of the business. They have a weird "not right but not wrong" stale smell to them that's mildly offputting and impossible to cover up. The only time the place can smell vaguely nice is when they bake a new batch of the cookies in the morning, melting chocolate is always ok.
Plastic, wilted produce, and an unhealthy amount of countertop sanitizer solution.
I recall reading a while back that Quiznos fell apart because they insisted that their franchise owners buy from their specific suppliers and then kept trying to make all of their profit purely off of that supply, so it tanked sales. I don't know if Subway requires similar, but they have practically no quality control. I can remember going to a random Subway once maybe 20 years ago that actually had fresh produce at the counter, and the place was spotless, and as it turned out the food was alright. But every other Subway location I've seen... the produce looks old, the bread tastes like shit, most of their proteins are the cheapest shit imaginable, their idea of toasting a sandwich mostly just dries it out, etc. They need a desperate revamp from the ground up about actual product quality for most sane people to imagine the place as anything other than awful. There's plenty of other sandwich chains I'd rather go to than a damned Subway.
He also follows.. and this still blows my mind, fast food news websites on twitter. As if subway/mcdonalds/BK and so on don't do enough of their own advertising.
Most licensed franchise chains have similar supplier restrictions, whether they have a hand in that particular company or not. A lot of the basic shit will come from GFS or a local equivalent, and then more specific stuff like the frozen bread, specialty condiments and the like will come from licensed regional suppliers. And for those who don't know GFS is like grocery shopping at a 7/11, it is the most generic and trite shit from the absolute bottom barrel of local suppliers, with them just handling the middleman work to distribute. If you needed lobster, ten gallons of sliced mushrooms, fake pork rib patties, refried beans, you name it they had it in industrial quantities.
You just know that fatty ate that shit as soon as the camera stopped filming
Bread baking in a dirty dishwasher.
Imagine being proud of being an American.
