Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[TherapyMan]

Ethan Oliver Ralph, a washed never-been fat retard felon pig was on Sean's show today polishing the balldo in the most pathetic manner possible.

I don't get why Sean keeps putting Ralph on. At first I thought it was just like a one-time crossover and Sean did not know any better, but Sean's had him on several times at this point. Anyone who willingly associates with Ralph is automatically suspect.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

Ethan Oliver Ralph, a washed never-been fat retard felon pig was on Sean's show today polishing the balldo in the most pathetic manner possible. Throughout, he lied and lied and lied, making up gay narratives out of thin air.

It's from back in February.

 

[DuranceVile]

Ethan Oliver Ralph, a washed never-been fat retard felon pig was on Sean's show today

I think that's a clip from February. It was when Ralph was trying to make up with Nick - having apparently been ordered to by Dax. As I recall, their falling out was because Nick made fun of the shart incident and Ralph started insulting Nick's kids. "Going after my kids" was one of the few things Nick used to say would make him turn on you. Lol.

Literal crime. Time to send Gary back to prison.

I don't really like ItsaGundam either, but come on man.

Oh don't get me wrong, I actually think Gundam is very funny and witty - when he isn't high off his mind on "vitamins" like he was doing for his live shows. He fancies himself a classic rocker, and that fits. Talented, but kind of a shit person.

 

[AltisticRight]

I don't get why Sean keeps putting Ralph on. At first I thought it was just like a one-time crossover and Sean did not know any better, but Sean's had him on several times at this point. Anyone who willingly associates with Ralph is automatically suspect.

I hope that useless pig retard's demons doesn't rub off on Sean. I think he's smart enough to not divulge any important personal matters to the piggy with quadruple tits. The sektur needs further gentrification, piggytits can enjoy his tin box in Meheecoh.

It's from back in February.

My bad, I need to learn how to read the title of videos.

 

[Peace Through Power]

1. He accused us of "gossiping" about Balldo under the commands of Josh Moon.

"By the way this was always him and I said that. I said Rekieta behind the scenes is an absolute fucking sick fuck and they didn't want to believe it they didn't want to hear it"
-Ethan "loyalty" Ralph

Nick also said around this time (Dec. 2022) that he isn't reading the thread anymore. How is it effecting him if he is not reading it. Is Ralph saying that Nick is a liar?

 

[Sharpeteer]

I don't get why Sean keeps putting Ralph on. At first I thought it was just like a one-time crossover and Sean did not know any better, but Sean's had him on several times at this point. Anyone who willingly associates with Ralph is automatically suspect.

I think he's only had him on once, but even so, choosing to give Ralph a platform is suspect.

To give Sean the benefit of the doubt, didn't Ralph join that call unexpectedly? I think if he chooses to have him on again, that will be telling.

 

[Twinkletard]

I don't get why Sean keeps putting Ralph on.

Sean has a sick sense of humor and we're all in on the joke.

 

[Peace Through Power]

I think he's only had him on once, but even so, choosing to give Ralph a platform is suspect.

To give Sean the benefit of the doubt, didn't Ralph join that call unexpectedly? I think if he chooses to have him on again, that will be telling.

Ralph did seem to join that stream unexpectedly right after Null left. It was the stream for the Rekieta v. Montagraph appeal oral arguments snipe. Sean was on the killstream at least twice after that, but I don't think Ralph was on Sean's stream.

Spoiler: March 29th

Spoiler: May 24th

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Get your eyes checked, that's not from his drug use. It's not a track mark or crack/meth sore. Nick IS a drug abuser (in addition to being a perpetual liar/bullshitter, grifter, and terrible parent), but not every little thing you see is caused by his drug abuse. He's fully capable of having gross, unsightly skin issues that're unrelated to his self-destructive behavior.

Based on how it looks, it's probably a bug bite that he scratched or an ingrown hair. It could also be a related to his heat allergy (which is almost certainly real, considering he mentioned it more than once during or before kick vic, so it predates his downward spiral by years). Hives caused by heat sometimes look like nasty little pimples, which can get irritated and turn into sores when scratched/picked at.

Okay. Well you can go back to the old streams and find all the sores on his arms from 5 years ago if it's so obvious it's his HEAT ALLERGY like he claims then.

What actually happened is that people started noticing multiple sores on his arms shortly before his arrest, the pastor reported that people had noticed sores on his arms as part of changes in Nick's appearance that were thought to be possibly linked to drug use, and when arrested, it was noted in the statement of probable cause that there were "several injuries to the arms of NICHOLAS REKEITA that appeared consistent with sores that are common with controlled substance users."

I noticed you didn't address any of those facts.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Literal crime. Time to send Gary back to prison.

I don't really like ItsaGundam either, but come on man.

The last thing FNT needs is more people. If anything Gary needs to reduce FNT to 4 participants.

 

[Sharpeteer]

The last thing FNT needs is more people. If anything Gary needs to reduce FNT to 4 participants.

Yeah that many people on results in not able to understand anything in the very frequent shouting matches, plus some technical issues given how many people are on the call at once as it would seem. Granted that wasn't frequent, but still, plus Gary isn't technical at all. With Az now gone, hopefully the wasted time with extended loud fake laughing, rants that say the same thing over and over, and shouting matches will be reduced.

I think the introduction of Mayr was the beginning of the death of the show for me, as now we're just bringing people on for the sake of having more people.

Speaking of FNT, remember those sponsored FNT/G+G branded META computers that were all yellow/green? They seem to be gone, and I can't find any in eBay's listing history. I wonder how many people actually bought those.

Nick thread tax - remember when Nick was a guest on FNT? Remember how absolutely cringy he was every single time he was on? That was back when he was still very much liked, and it was visible even back then just how unfunny he was. Always coming in with terribly timed jokes, and not knowing anything about what they're talking about.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

I think you mean 'cross'? Direct is the side that called the witness, and this is followed by 'Cross-Examination' by the opposing side. Re-direct is optional and is the calling party's chance to respond to the scope of what was presented on cross.

You mean Nick will try to tie the witness on a St. Andrew's Cross.

Oh don't get me wrong, I actually think Gundam is very funny and witty - when he isn't high off his mind on "vitamins" like he was doing for his live shows. He fancies himself a classic rocker, and that fits. Talented, but kind of a shit person.

Gundam's actually kind of funny. I say that because what he rags on about gets boring pretty quickly ( but he's still able to form a joke (sometimes) with actual humor when high as a kite.
He ought to fuck off to Colorado instead of Texas if he doesn't want 15-life behind bars for drugs though if he gets a hangin' judge.

Speaking of FNT, remember those sponsored FNT/G+G branded META computers that were all yellow/green? They seem to be gone, and I can't find any in eBay listing histories. I wonder how many people actually bought those.

Buying branded E-celeb merchandise is a like a fool with his money. Quickly (and thus permanently) parted.

 

[DrearyDoomguy]

If someone helped me once I owe them Eternal loyalty now?

Bold of you to assume his newfound loyalty will last more than 5 minutes.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

The nanny quit in February. So what’s the excuse as to why he wasn’t able to stream a full trial the year and a half previous to her quitting?

Shhhhh... Don't ask questions...

Everyone can see the tattoo, still being shitty and unfinished - many prison jokes to be mode about that. What's more puzzling to me, is what the fuck is happening on his arm, right here?
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Isn't it FUNNY and WEIRD that he doesn't have those marks before the last 1.5 - 2 years when the cause is an allergy he has had for almost the last 10? WEIRD and FUNNY indeed...

Minus Kayla, Nick would likely have been on the path to being a porn-obsessed incel or the sort of loser guy whose "relationships" are with sex workers. He would certainly have valued himself highly, but I don't think that much of anyone else would have. While I assume the parents were interested in supporting him as a family man with lots of kids, I think minus Kayla and kids that the family would have far less interested in supporting him at all. They would certainly I think not have funded him being a single degenerate.

Are you saying that without Kayla, he would essentially be a financially solvent Russell Greer?

Russ won an appeal.

The Nick and Russ dichotomy of outcomes based on skill, charisma, and legal know-how makes me wish that Ruds had sued Nick instead of Monty...

Let the LOLCows fight sperg!

Read: Those who suck his dick, believe everything he says, and opine he will win and/or is innocent. Typical Nick expectations.

Which, in terms of lawyers, there is honestly probably not that many of them that would do that, I don't think. Outside of Barnes and Barnes skinwalkers. He hired the latter on the recommendation of the former.

Most of the rest of Lawtube is either shutting the fuck up, or hardly think his chances are very good.

Why would anyone want to watch him stream trials anyway? He doesn't even practice law. There are lawyers on YouTube who actually do, and can provide interesting insight into what's going on in a trial. Not only is Nick inexperienced, but he's often full of shit so you can't even trust what he's saying is true.

Nicky gonna lose out on this baldwin trial. I'll just watch branca.

Nick's strategy was to bully his way into collecting all the superchats by not sharing, and that ended up turning people against him by itself. I do not think he actually felt any fraternity with the other lawyers. He thought he could aleays swan in and keep above it all when the rest were organising and making things better. The system they have is not perfect, but it has more stability than a single ego and the power of cooperation.

I wonder if Nick's holdouts like Branca will end up insiting they stream on their own channel? It seems that Branca could have his own stream running and dip in and out without Nick being able to control it. Brana follows the money...

The problem with this is drug laws are like gun laws. Responsible, law abiding citizens -- the sort of people who wouldn't hurt others anyway -- are the only people who obey them. Irresponsible maniacs who have no sense of control or self restraint just ignore them and do what they're gonna do. And when it comes to enforcing those laws, the cops will go after the responsible, law abiding segment because they aren't going to engage in fisticuffs when you try to arrest them, or give you a follow home after work and threaten your wife and children.
That said, I do think there's an epidemiological argument for drug laws.

Fewer restraints -> more people using -> higher incidence of drug problems.

I think in the UK, we have the balance about right. Laws stay on the books. Possession laws are rarely enforced unless somebody's causing a problem. So you get the epidemiological benefits without having to fill your jails up with harmless people on ridiculous possession charges.

I think that the scope of drugs is too narrow to consider the efficacy of the UK's policy. You need to look at knife laws and other rife abuses to give them a fair grade and evaluate the wisdom of such a system. Where power is abused in one area, it will eventually be abused in another, as history has well shown.

Not to say that such a system CANNOT work, but it has requirements. For such a society to work it has to be morally (often correlated [causally and not] with 'ethinically') homogenous. Such a group allows a high-trust society to work, and the breakdown is what a lot of Europe is experiencing.

We could Euro-sperg over the why and wherefore of tbr decline of English law and society, but I think that given the present situation (barring mass deportations that no one likely wants to see of experience) the time for such policy's effectiveness is past.

 

[SusanHassle]

Nick's model for trial streaming - lightning in a bottle, briefly - is officially over.

The simulcast for the Baldwin trial, with each creator maintaining their own chat and Superchats, has officially launched and is working well. (I checked on the live audience numbers for each panelist and they're solid. They generally correlate with the subs each creator has, though Andrea Burkhart is overperforming.)


This Superchat is mourning Nick.

(As a watcher, it's a tad confusing bc I think Hunley or Nate is the Streamyard host and controlling what Superchats get posted from LaidBackLaw. I was watching Andrea, not Joe, but this Superchat was featured. The chat is not as exciting bc the audience is shared among 6 people.)

ALSO, didn't Nick say in his Locals hot tub stream that he'd be covering this trial with Branca? He's nowhere to be found (I checked all 3 platforms).
Edit: Clarity, grammar

 

[DuranceVile]

The last thing FNT needs is more people. If anything Gary needs to reduce FNT to 4 participants.

Critical Drinker's Open Bar he does with Mauler has about 4 regularly, and it's usually way more listenable than FNT was getting. LittlePlatoon's content has shown up Mauler hard, but he's alright in that more casual setting. Drinker's also a lot more chill when he's not playing up the drunken scotsman thing for reviews.

One good thing Nick attempted to do after Rittenhouse was to keep his panels to 4 or less people during trial streams. Theodore Edgecomb, one of his most underrated streams, was great partially due to that.

ALSO, didn't Nick say in his Locals hot tub stream that he'd be covering this trial with Branca? He's nowhere to be found (I checked all 3 platforms).

He's been saying he wants to get back to trial streaming for quite a while now, but I think it's in the same trajectory as the 5k locals gift. My personal theory is that he's day drinking and its too obvious he's wasted to risk showing his face.

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

This Superchat is mourning Nick.

Jim Satala has been coping and sneeding about Nick from the very start. Would see him arguing in Sean's chat with people about how Nick is the greatest person ever or superchatting regarding this. Sucks off Dick, Vito, EVS, and Riley any chance he gets. Regularly re-tweets a good hundredish times a day on X. He also has started streaming as of a week ago to be like one of the 'cool' guys.

YT / X

Jim that hairline isn't coming back. You can take off the hat, your not fooling anyone.

 

[Dr. Matthew C. Harris]

I'm still in disbelief that Nick threw literally everyone honest under the bus to end up hanging out with wiggers living in Mexico, Mexicans being wiggers in America, and their respective trailer park orbiters. It's just actually surreal that some white bread Minnesotta man would actually do that voluntarily.

This is why psychopathy/ASPD is much more eugenic than pathological narcissism. ASPD has a chance of turning a man into a ruthless CEO. Narcissism is the opposite. Deeply pathological narcissists will always, without fail, degenerate into trashy behaviour.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

The last thing FNT needs is more people. If anything Gary needs to reduce FNT to 4 participants.

I think he could do 6 on a show, including himself and a guest. Having 9 on screen is too many.

 

[Strix454]

I'm still in disbelief that Nick threw literally everyone honest under the bus to end up hanging out with wiggers living in Mexico, Mexicans being wiggers in America, and their respective trailer park orbiters. It's just actually surreal that some white bread Minnesotta man would actually do that voluntarily.

There is more than a little aspirational wigger in Nick. I mean just look at where he is today. He also despises white bread Minnesota and has always seemed to aspire to the trailer park. I mean the people he has always admired the most are worthless trash like Drexel, Dax and Camelot. He has no taste in anything. He has covered himself and his wife in bad tattoos. He is also third generation wealth and fits the pattern of such people being born to bring destruction on everyone around them.