DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
I'm not trying to chastise anyone but

How the fuck does anyone find this guy interesting? He's as bland as mayonnaise and twice as dull. he's just a fuck up that's it. The world is chocked full of retards like this who don't think more then 5 minutes ahead.

I just don't get it.
With Phil, it's the retarded vortex around him more than his actual boring content. You're right that he is extremely boring, especially these days. Phil's life is like a quasi-CWCville with 6 days of his stream chat which is filled with dents he hates and gaming he hates, and 1 day of errands with his fat wife.
 
I heard that too and I guess that confirms that it was 100% DSP that fuckin killed the documentary if Clum actually fuckin thought that. I can kinda see where Mike is coming from, Phil does stream like nine hours a day, six days a week, basically the equivalent of like a 50~60 hour work week. But that's just it, he streams but he doesn't put any work into the streams. He doesn't do any prep work for his streams, his viewers have to make all his stream assets and provide him content for reacktions, and his podcasts are just him droning on about what he saw on twitter in basically a stream of consciousness. He's only not lazy in the same way that a homeless guy shows up everyday at the highway entrance ramp to get money.

The only other way I can think of Mike thinking that is Phil is also extremely obstinate about changing so he probably makes way more work for himself by doing things in a really inefficient way. Which we've definitely seen, like with him "babysitting" youtube uploads or typing out unique descriptions for tens of videos a day. Or with the joystick where apparently the only screwdriver he has is on a swiss army knife.
Phil sits in front of a tv 6 hours a day, 6 days a week snorting and begging. He doesn’t even work 40
 
I don't think Clum believes anything he's been saying. When trolls contact him, he always remains professional like this. There was an episode of That Being Said a month or 2 ago where they contacted him live and Clum literally sent back an AI response.

He's just trying to remain professional since he doesn't want to burn bridges or scare people off from being in his future documentaries. Remember: clum has held the high ground in this situation since Phil burnt the bridge with him.
 
DSP should have researched the joystick here first.
Channel: JoyStickNY

He does reviews and upgrade guides.
He even goes in to detail about what models are compatible with which brands of joystick components.
Not even the point.
DSP is middle-aged (basically) and most of the reflexes he had as a young man are gone. They're gone forever. He can never play again at whatever competitive level he idealizes.
Other flaws in his play could be blamed on US internet infrastructure, but that applies to anyone in the country.
 
I'm not trying to chastise anyone but

How the fuck does anyone find this guy interesting? He's as bland as mayonnaise and twice as dull. he's just a fuck up that's it. The world is chocked full of retards like this who don't think more then 5 minutes ahead.

I just don't get it.
My theory is that there is a little bit of DSP in all of us. We follow his antics with sort of a morbid fascination, seeing what we would be like if that little demon took over. I think that's also why he attracts the absolute bottom of humanity's collective barrel in terms of fans and a-logs. Gazing into the abyss and all that. It's good to take breaks from it every now and then. That applies to all lolcows, not just Phil.
 
My theory is that there is a little bit of DSP in all of us. We follow his antics with sort of a morbid fascination, seeing what we would be like if that little demon took over. I think that's also why he attracts the absolute bottom of humanity's collective barrel in terms of fans and a-logs. Gazing into the abyss and all that. It's good to take breaks from it every now and then. That applies to all lolcows, not just Phil.
If Phil was a tv character he would be beloved like Eric Cartman or the cast of Always Sunny. Its fascinating that this is a real person.
 
Not even the point.
DSP is middle-aged (basically) and most of the reflexes he had as a young man are gone. They're gone forever. He can never play again at whatever competitive level he idealizes.
Other flaws in his play could be blamed on US internet infrastructure, but that applies to anyone in the country.
I don't believe DSP ever had any good reflexes, if he did, I'd like to be proven otherwise with receipts (video evidence). Even in his earliest Youtube playthroughs he has demonstrated incredibly poor situational awareness and reflexes. There's a reason "pattern player" is his favorite fighting game insult: It's total projection and exactly what he was. AFAIK SF2 had plenty of broken combos and moves. He probably had decent execution at some point. I have NEVER seen him play in a manner of someone who adapts and reacts to changing circumstances.

Notwithstanding: He's even worse at 42, of course
 
I don't believe DSP ever had any good reflexes, if he did, I'd like to be proven otherwise with receipts (video evidence). Even in his earliest Youtube playthroughs he has demonstrated incredibly poor situational awareness and reflexes. There's a reason "pattern player" is his favorite fighting game insult: It's total projection and exactly what he was. AFAIK SF2 had plenty of broken combos and moves. He probably had decent execution at some point. I have NEVER seen him play in a manner of someone who adapts and reacts to changing circumstances.

Notwithstanding: He's even worse at 42, of course
He's pretty decent at whiff punishing. He does have above average reflexes in fighting games, he just doesn't have the intelligence to actually use them properly.
 
Phil get featured for the most mundane shit

I understand it feels/looks that way, and it's honestly something I consider when even thinking of posting something DSP-related into the Community Happenings thread. But with DSP, it's almost never something that's self-contained. It's usually a thing that reaches some kind of climax after building up over time, sometimes years, due to DSP's hihgly unlikable personality traits, such as (but not limited to):
  • massively narcissistic
  • contrarian
  • irresponsible (shifting the blame)
  • easily angered
  • huge lack of self-awareness
  • anti-social
  • know-it-all
  • shameless (begging for money)
So yeah, you always have to see a DSP-happening as the puzzle piece of a big puzzle (pun intended), and when you understand the bigger picture, it's funny/entertaining as hell. And yes, there's so much lore and details contained within the DSPverse, some smaller than others, that it's hard to keep up without relatively closely following his shenanigans. Each DSP subject has its own history and lore, and most of them are intertwined with each other; the "podcast" (pre-stream), his Street Fighter history, gaming as a whole, his streams as a whole, the way he handles and/or intereacts with his audience/supporters, other internet personalities etc. etc. The list could goes on and on.

But that's the whole point of the Happenings thread, is it not? To bring this stuff to the attention of a wider audience and to include more people in the pointing and laughing. It's basically an invitation.

I mean, it's kind of the same with Chris-Chan: sometimes him being spotted with some random nobody is "big" news, and if you don't know the history and deeper lore, you might think "Ok, why the fuck is this so interesting?". But when you dig a little deeper, you kind of get the idea, which in turn makes it more interesting/entertaining.

But yeah, I do get that to some (most?) people DSP happpenings come off as mundane, I'm not contesting that.
 
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Not even the point.
DSP is middle-aged (basically) and most of the reflexes he had as a young man are gone. They're gone forever. He can never play again at whatever competitive level he idealizes.
Other flaws in his play could be blamed on US internet infrastructure, but that applies to anyone in the country.
This is his cope. There are so many tournament players the same age as him. Plus the delay increase in reaction time per decade is 2-6 ms, it's basically nothing. Even the complex tasks in the paper from the image the graph is incredibly flat.

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This is his cope. There are so many tournament players the same age as him. Plus the delay increase in reaction time per decade is 2-6 ms, it's basically nothing. Even the complex tasks in the paper from the image the graph is incredibly flat.

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And that’s average. A professional video game player would maintain more of his reaction speed from pure use and practice
 
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My theory is that there is a little bit of DSP in all of us. We follow his antics with sort of a morbid fascination, seeing what we would be like if that little demon took over. I think that's also why he attracts the absolute bottom of humanity's collective barrel in terms of fans and a-logs. Gazing into the abyss and all that. It's good to take breaks from it every now and then. That applies to all lolcows, not just Phil.
I see a lot of my flaws in Phil and could've taken the same path he took, but because I didn't become a social hermit like he did, I was able to improve. Since watching Phil, I've learned to analyze my flaws more. Shadow of the erdtree was a good example of this. When I die, I realize that I'm rolling too early, late, or just spamming it hoping it works. I fought the dancing lion and realized that the arena was badly designed against the player and learned that I need to stay away from the walls. A few days later, phil got to the dancing lion, died against the wall, and learned nothing, instead blaming the developers.

I don't believe DSP ever had any good reflexes, if he did, I'd like to be proven otherwise with receipts (video evidence). Even in his earliest Youtube playthroughs he has demonstrated incredibly poor situational awareness and reflexes. There's a reason "pattern player" is his favorite fighting game insult: It's total projection and exactly what he was. AFAIK SF2 had plenty of broken combos and moves. He probably had decent execution at some point. I have NEVER seen him play in a manner of someone who adapts and reacts to changing circumstances.

Notwithstanding: He's even worse at 42, of course
Phil was never truly good at fighting games. It's just that back in the day when information wasn't as readily available and people weren't stress testing metas, he learned some tricks(READ: exploits) that gave him a major advantage. He was literally complaining last week about this on how everyone knew how to counter Bison's scissor kick since information is widely available now. I know doody clipped it and think That Being Said covered it in one of their last 2 podcasts. Not gonna go dig for it.

He was good at something barely any one else did! Gratz!

Edit: also forgot to mention, there's a reason why detractors almost always beat Phil in sf6. Phil is a literal pattern player and his pattern is easy to learn. Piece of peace has even stated that if you learn to be good at anti-air, you will literally shut Phil down completely.
 
Phil sits in front of a tv 6 hours a day, 6 days a week snorting and begging. He doesn’t even work 40
he treats his job like he's a steelworker or something.

He puts in his 6 hours at the mill and wants his coveted day off. He obviously hates his job and knows he's going to have to do this for the next 25 years or more and/or face another/more bankruptcy/ies.

The only pleasure he gets is buying a new .png for his mobile gambling game.
 
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