So our boy is gonna get addicted to commissary honey buns, gain a bunch of weight in jail, get out, knock up Meigh, and lease a Nissan truck? Pretty fucking grim situation, but it's clearly GAWDS PLAN! GAWDS PLAN! GAWDS PLAN!
He's definitely going to gain weight in jail, many retards have juiced his commissary, and jail nutrition is shit. Plus he's not smoking crack, so he'll look like he did when he got out the first time, which was kind of fat. The Ralph faceswap looks like ratdad. Also, there's a good chance he could fuck Meigh, she's known to hop from random zlist eceleb to eceleb and she's currently loser dick free as far as we know.
Bro, a SovCit arc for the Bossman would absolute kino. Can you imagine a televised trial where we can hear Austin's usual BMJisms interspersed with half-remembered tidbits about the Articles of Confederation and maritime law? Shit, now I wanna see Bossman get tazed by P. Barnes.
There was a clip... I don't remember how far back; possibly as long ago as last fall (sorry, all of this rages just kind of blend together for me). This was after the clip where he smashed a ceramic mug on his desk and then ran to the bathroom for toilet paper because he cut his pinky finger open. Anyway, the tongue is out and he's trying to decide on what to break while trying to avoid his monitor and computer. He finally grabs a glass or mug from his desk and stomps out of the room. You could hear him smash it in the hallway, and then he calmly walks back, leaving all of the glass for his parents to clean up (or step on). I wouldn't doubt he's been slowly testing the boundaries on how much raging and breaking of stuff he can do outside of his room without them putting a stop to it.
Well that had to be really old because he wasn't allowed to bring any breakable plates/cups to his room for over half a year.
Mutts law in full effect.
I'd bet on yes. County (in this case, regional, but it's the same thing here) lockups are usually pretty chill (outside of big cities), but one of the things they definitely aren't chill about is someone being a dirty stinkerino
He's in county in a rural jail, not the level 4 yard at San Quentin. Austin's mouth and that fact that he has rarely heard "no" in a decade are vastly more likely to get him in trouble than anyone caring about past or current charges.Found an intriguing post on the bossman's preddit sub. It completely slipped my mind that he himself is a rrrat when he snitched on the two grown ass niggers he was larping with when he was a teenager. (This assumes he's sentenced) Everything I've ever heard from ex-cons says that as soon as you get dropped on the yard or cell block, someone is going to check your paperwork and determine if you're either a child molester, or a snitch and that info will be spread to everybody. Assuming he gets an appropriate sentence from a judge that doesn't buy his shit like bossmom does I think he'll definitely have a target on his back when that's found out. Not even considering his behavioral, social, and substance issues. Boss may end up in PC all by himself with nobody to gamba raman packets with..
Oh yeah his attitude towards everybody is absolutely the most immediate thing that'd get him on the wrong person's bad side. While he's in county with other guys on edge about what's coming next for them I don't see any problems if he can keep his mouth shut and head down.
Austin has 2 charges, each in a separate court. I will simplify:
