Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Mourning_Cloak]

"Interesting new matter of public record attached" is one of the most beautiful sentences in the English language.

 

[TherapyMan]

And why are these women (April and Kayla) so determined to collect children like baseball cards? Get your own.

I am gonna toss out a guess and say for both it comes down to insecurity and identity.

Kayla does not seem to know any real role other than being a "mother," and she just not a fully formed person with real ambitions or desires independent of her role as wife and mother. Without children to parent, she lacks purpose or meaning. Explains the constant pregnancies from her and Nick. I also tend to believe that her complete and utter shutdown into a female NEET stems from the collapse of her role in the family as Nick increasingly violated his marital vows. Since she's getting on in age and making more natural children will be harder for her, getting more children from other means fulfills her desire to a have role and value.

April on the other hand seems to want to steal what another woman has to validate herself. April's desire to be a parent to Aaron's, then Nick's children acts as a way of proving she just as good as the "other" woman (i.e. Ashley, Kayla). April probably does not believe or want to go through the effort to create that kind of life for herself, so she will take it from someone else.

 

[Strix454]

And why are these women (April and Kayla) so determined to collect children like baseball cards?

Its crazy cat lady syndrome. The mentality is that they want children and the more, the better. But they just want them to have them. They will invariably not take care of the children properly and progressively become more weird, anti-social and disheveled".

They end up liking the "idea" of children even as they progressively lose any interest in the hard work of raising children or even taking proper care of children.

 

[Taco Conspiracy]

How can you take a man like Rekieta seriously talking about law again now? Nick, it's over buddy, but this downfall is wildly entertaining so thank you for that. Also you should probably take just a little drink, just a little, to make the show watchable. Also make sure you clean out that hot tube every once in a while, we all know what you guys did and continue to do in there.

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

23 ish minutes in: Rekieta took a shot at DUI Guy about not defending someone.
"Oh DUI Guy is in the chat? Wonder if he offered to represent Alec baldwin, then pulled it back." Goddamn Nick is such a pissy little bitch.

 

[parsnip]

How can you take a man like Rekieta seriously talking about law again now? Nick, it's over buddy, but this downfall is wildly entertaining so thank you for that. Also you should probably take just a little drink, just a little, to make the show watchable. Also make sure you clean out that hot tube every once in a while, we all know what you guys did and continue to do in there.

and why, for the love of god, would anyone want to watch a funny looking out of shape loser in a hottub? Whoever told him that was a good idea should be on trial with him.

 

[AntiSchwuletteAktion]

Nothing proves how retarded Nick is quite like his insistence that April living in a different building on the same plot of land is April "not living with him". Fooled absolutely nobody and gets proven false immediately. Why does he even bother lying about this shit? Does he think it raises his standing with a judge or jury for his throuple fucktoy to be living in his in-law apartment instead of in the same room as him and his wife?

 

[DuranceVile]

23 ish minutes in: Rekieta took a shot at DUI Guy about not defending someone.
"Oh DUI Guy is in the chat? Wonder if he offered to represent Alec baldwin, then pulled it back." Goddamn Nick is such a pissy little bitch.

His copes aren't consistent now. Last time he was asked about it he was all "oh, he withdrew it? I didn't know. Wonder why he did that? Oh well." The drugs have fried his ability to cover up his inner asshole.

Nothing proves how retarded Nick is quite like his insistence that April living in a different building on the same plot of land is April "not living with him". Fooled absolutely nobody and gets proven false immediately. Why does he even bother lying about this shit? Does he think it raises his standing with a judge or jury for his throuple fucktoy to be living in his in-law apartment instead of in the same room as him and his wife?

Jesus would've died on the cross even if it meant saving one life from damnation. Similarly Nick, who denies the divinity of his savior, will keep lying even if one locals member still buys it.

And FlashCast. Good god what an awful show that is.

Can someone explain why Yellow Flash has an audience? To be fair I've only really heard him on Side Scrollers, and the infamous LoftiPixels "muh demographics" fiasco. But I'm failing to see what he does that countless other culture war channels do better.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Why does he even bother lying about this shit?

I'll tell you why - he has the absolute stupidest fans on planet Earth. One peek at his Locals chat, and his unironic defenders on Xitter will make you want to end your life.

You got people saying that Nick saying anything is automatically "the truth", and anything else is just fiction. This bitch eowynfaramir said that (paraphrased) right after he went back to Locals following sleeping in jail. The screenshots shared from Locals at the time were maddening, and this gal's posts I deemed the most retarded of them all.

And you got this, which is the most cult thing I've seen in a long time.


And you got grown men, some of them fathers, blaming children victims for Nick Rekieta's drug problems.

Look at these people. That's why he lies about things that are so easy to disprove. These people will believe ANY-thing he says.

Can someone explain why Yellow Flash has an audience? To be fair I've only really heard him on Side Scrollers, and the infamous LoftiPixels "muh demographics" fiasco. But I'm failing to see what he does that countless other culture war channels do better.

I don't know if Yellowflash came first, or if Ryan Kinel came first, and I don't care. Look at their videos. They're exactly the same, they even use the same thumbnail template, except he somehow made them look even more boring and generic. lmfao

 

[Train Operator]

Can someone explain why Yellow Flash has an audience? To be fair I've only really heard him on Side Scrollers, and the infamous LoftiPixels "muh demographics" fiasco. But I'm failing to see what he does that countless other culture war channels do better.

people like having their own thoughts said back to them. even if the person saying it is a
70 IQ retard.

 

[Strix454]

Can someone explain why Yellow Flash has an audience? To be fair I've only really heard him on Side Scrollers, and the infamous LoftiPixels "muh demographics" fiasco. But I'm failing to see what he does that countless other culture war channels do better.

He was one of the very early comicsgate culture war grifters on youtube. He originally had a format similar to old-school comicsgate TUG but was less utterly lothesome than TUG. He was good at leveraging his relationships and monkey-branching into other communities. Its not a good show, but its been around relatively forever in the griftosphere and its not the most incompetent show out there. What he lacks in talent, he makes up for in having had an early start in griftstreaming and making the most out of every relationship.

 

[AnOminous]

Can someone explain why Yellow Flash has an audience?

Because he's an absolute faggot, and even his name, "Yellow Flash," points out that he's a stream of piss, so obviously his audience is all piss fetishists. That's just what a faggot he is.

 

[northstar747]

Nothing proves how retarded Nick is quite like his insistence that April living in a different building on the same plot of land is April "not living with him"

I know a lady who lost weight using ozempic.....only its not ozempic it one of the other drugs in this catagorey

she keeps "correcting me" by saying "I dont take ozempic" and notice she doesnt correct the name she wants to push "I not takibg ozempic" which is techically correct.

She also gets mad if I out her to the men she s dating as using that drug.

Because she wants to live in a version of reality where she was never fat and overcame her issues with food.

Same shit nick does.

Also forgive me for losing track but are the kids with the grandparents?

As for kayla she is a lazy piece of shit. They had a live in helper deal with the kids

 

[SparselyFarcical]

Also forgive me for losing track but are the kids with the grandparents?

Nick confirmed on his latest Locals stream that 'the kids are with family,' although he did not confirm which family that was.

 

[FedPostalService]

And you got grown men, some of them fathers, blaming children victims for Nick Rekieta's drug problems.

If I ever see anyone use the term “bootlicker“ I pretty much just block and move on as I know they have nothing intelligent to say. It is the last retort of the retard.

 

[anionfarflung]

Can someone explain why Yellow Flash has an audience?

I don't know if YellowFlash, Cecil (aka Diversity, Inclusion, Compassion, and Kindness in comics), and TUG got their starts in Diversity in Comics / Richard Meyer / Comics Matter live stream chats, but that is the first place that I saw each of them.

 

[Major]

From those new documents it looks like Nick's mother was in contact with the police regarding the drug hair tests. I assume she's quite concerned or perhaps she was trying to poke holes in the test just like nick was.

 

[ChromaQuack]

that does suggest it's related to his coke use. My bad, I didn't know that.

Maybe next time instead of telling everyone they need their eyes checked while self-assuredly stating DAS NAWT TROOO you could try being less of a nigger and asking thread regulars instead.

But I suppose it is asking too much from one with such profile picture.

How can you take a man like Rekieta seriously talking about law again now?

The only lawstream I want to watch that involves the words "Rekieta" and "case" will happen when JRR Martin streams about a dumb fucking suspended license lawyer who gave his 8 year old cocaine.

His copes aren't consistent now. Last time he was asked about it he was all "oh, he withdrew it? I didn't know. Wonder why he did that? Oh well." The drugs have fried his ability to cover up his inner asshole.

This is the 'man' who read the same superchat 9 times because his memory was only able to hold onto facts for about 5 seconds.

Sure, he was utterly wasted then, but it should come as no surprise that even in a less fucked up (or even sober, if you want to believe that) state his memory can't hold much of anything, it just goes from 5 seconds to 5 hours.

 

[Mandatory User Name]

I've watched Nick jump onto interview shows and talk about his case, with Ralph, Coomalot, Dick and others, and I've seen him answering super-chats about his case on his own show, as well as on twitter, locals, leaked private chats, everywhere. He even spoke to the police about his case. But I did noticed something very common, the way Nick will dispassionately talk about Aaron, even wishing him the best on occasion as well as a million dollars on the killstream.

The way Nick talks about Aaron is not the way a man would talk about someone who gave cocaine to their nine year old daughter, whereas the way Aaron talks about finding Nick's cocaine bullet is more how one might expect a father would respond in such a circumstance. I'm not saying that Aaron is credible, but what I am saying is that if Nick is actually scheming with Kayla and April to lay the blame on Aaron then he's completely fucked that up.

That's just one example, there a plenty more, but every time Nick runs his mouth about the case he closes down avenues of defence and make others less believable. It's not to the moronic level of doubling down on calling Monty a Paedophile, at first claiming they were jokes and then later claiming his allegations were his actual opinions, but he does have a lot more to lose with the criminal case.

Nick thinks that he's being super clever by giving indirect answers and guarding his words but even those can be interpreted in ways he might not intend, for a seemingly clever man who knows the law it's astounding how absolutely retarded Nick is being right now.

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]