Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

There are rare moments when I am on the Kiwi Farms that I have some measurable amount of pity for the people that have threads made about them. Yet, Andrew Ditch is one of the few, if not many, people I have had no pity left for. He gives me a visceral level of disgust, hopelessness, and anger all wrapped up within one cathartic package. His apparent need for the mental health system to revolve around his shit flinging ways makes me think he would be better suited for the monkey exhibit at a zoo than in a place where the mentally ill are treated and put back into society.
 
There are rare moments when I am on the Kiwi Farms that I have some measurable amount of pity for the people that have threads made about them. Yet, Andrew Ditch is one of the few, if not many, people I have had no pity left for. He gives me a visceral level of disgust, hopelessness, and anger all wrapped up within one cathartic package. His apparent need for the mental health system to revolve around his shit flinging ways makes me think he would be better suited for the monkey exhibit at a zoo than in a place where the mentally ill are treated and put back into society.
As a gesture of goodwill I propose the US government donate 1 Andrew Ditch to the Pyongyang Central Zoo where he will be given cigarette burns by the smoking chimps.
 
There are rare moments when I am on the Kiwi Farms that I have some measurable amount of pity for the people that have threads made about them. Yet, Andrew Ditch is one of the few, if not many, people I have had no pity left for. He gives me a visceral level of disgust, hopelessness, and anger all wrapped up within one cathartic package. His apparent need for the mental health system to revolve around his shit flinging ways makes me think he would be better suited for the monkey exhibit at a zoo than in a place where the mentally ill are treated and put back into society.
Out of moral principle I normally have sympathy for the mentally ill, Andrew is an exception. Mainly for trying to poison his own family and every other crappy thing he put his family threw.
 
He'd probably make the funeral all about himself and his diaper fetish
Imagine him giving a funeral eulogy. He’d have his teddy in one hand and his text-to-speech iPad in the other. He’d stand at the podium and click play on the umpteenth essay’s that he’s written defending his autism, all the while recording the entire precession on his android. Then Joe or sometime would ‘buse him by asking him to leave the stage, which would inevitably lead to the cops being called.

All of this is to say, his parent’s funeral would just be another typical day for Andy.

Shitpants and the Busers
 
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You could get fit by taping this retard's face onto a punching bag. In fact, this sounds like an amazing idea.
There's one photo of Andy that absolutely sets me off with murderous rage, it's Andy with the smug grin, a grin that practically says to the camera, "I can do anything I want because people think I have autism."

Put THIS face onto a punching bag!
SmugAndy.png
 
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There's one photo of Andy that absolutely sets me off with murderous rage, it's Andy with the smug grin, a grin that practically says to the camera, "I can do anything I want because people think I have autism."

Put THIS face onto a punching bag!
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Andy has uploaded 2 long videos (46 min, and 1h 25 min each). From the brief snippets, it's mostly aimed at his dad, trying to use his non-existent autism as an excuse for him being a menace who refuses to take himself.

dad why did you stop help me work, clean, routine, communication, diaper change, toilet showering​

(07/11/24)

Original:
Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=_cKqSaWu808

my dad refuses to listen to the doctors plan and I was asking if he could stop lie so I can move on​

(07/11/24)

Original:
Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=f6TMlUOqGAA
 
There's one photo of Andy that absolutely sets me off with murderous rage, it's Andy with the smug grin, a grin that practically says to the camera, "I can do anything I want because people think I have autism."

Put THIS face onto a punching bag!
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I would appreciate a smug Andy emoji.
 
I want to beat the shit out of this guy so fucking badly.
He'd only enjoy it.

He'd probably talk all kinds of smack about hiw his dad was boosin him and didn't help him
I think it'd be a more backhanded passive aggressive speech, something like "dad taught me wesilience and independence by naht hewping me and negwecting meeeeee, so thanks for that, DAD".
 
There's one photo of Andy that absolutely sets me off with murderous rage, it's Andy with the smug grin, a grin that practically says to the camera, "I can do anything I want because people think I have autism."

Put THIS face onto a punching bag!
and then put like a voice box or something in the punching bag that will have it say your favorite poopsquatch lines from freakouts every time you punch it
 
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Everyone in this situation has the ability to get out but chooses not to. It's baffling.
i really think its the money. they dont look like they are well off...and diapers are generally paid for by the state, so getting that extra little bit must make it worth it. idk. ive never seen anyone on here that made me feel such intense hatred before, hes just a horrible guy, and i cant wait til he ends up living in a ditch somewhere. or in jail. 🌈
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