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One got cucked by a Mexican Gigolo, and one got cucked by Rekieta, it's a 50/50 chance win.
🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit
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Anyone wanna gamba on this?
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If this fight happens, I'll gamba
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Given that Ralph's entire history with violent confrontation is as follows: backing out of Keemstar sponsored professional boxing match against Andy Warski, getting beaten up twice on two separate trips to Portugal, being beaten up by a mentally retarded girl and a group of emaciated TIMs, and getting elbowed in the jaw during the bowling tournament in Texas (after which he made security hold the guy down so he could kick him in the head a few times), it's unlikely this will go in his favour.
If it even happens, of course.
He'll probably come up with some lame excuse to back out of it, he's probably deep in his cups at the moment which has him feeling froggy.
If it even happens, of course.
He'll probably come up with some lame excuse to back out of it, he's probably deep in his cups at the moment which has him feeling froggy.
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It's not going to happen, watch piggytits change the terms last minute or find an excuse as an out.
He wouldn't box Andy Warski for $10,000 yet he and his gimps of the Writer's Coomden had the audacity to mock someone who showed up to a fight.
He'll box this retard cuckold for a loss of money? Really?
Will not happen.
Ethan Ralph is a fat pussy piggy retard with quadruple tits and loses fights to retarded women.
He wouldn't box Andy Warski for $10,000 yet he and his gimps of the Writer's Coomden had the audacity to mock someone who showed up to a fight.
He'll box this retard cuckold for a loss of money? Really?
Will not happen.
Ethan Ralph is a fat pussy piggy retard with quadruple tits and loses fights to retarded women.
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I expect this to happen sometime between forever and never.
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Man it'll never happen but just this once it would be nice if Ralph doesn't bitch out on a fight he sets up.
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The greatest wife-abuser of the sektur vs the greatest wife-abuser of the balldoverse.
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All Aaron needs to do to win is follow the steps in the Ralph and Cog visit Portugal video:
- Push Ralph over
- Punch him in the face while he flops and jiggles on the ground
- Push Ralph over
- Punch him in the face while he flops and jiggles on the ground
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The only way Ethan Ralph will fight a man on camera is if that man is Hotwheelz and the conditions are he's not allowed to have his wheelchair and his limbs must be bound together. That is the only way Ethan Wife Beater Micro Dick Ralph would fight a man on camera. RalphFemale is like most wiggers, completely bitch made and just loud.
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I feel it on the wind. Ralph is becoming kino again after the 10 year exile in Mexico arc. He’s like napoleon triumphantly returning from st Helen’s (or the other Island i don’t remember which was the final one vs which was the temporary exile) to reclaim his throne from bitch nigga balldo, AND I will be the soldier who bows and says “I’m sorry we ever doubted you l'empereur, I should’ve known you’d return to save the sektur in it’s time of need”
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THIS.
Ralph has proven time and again what a little bitch he is AFK. To be fair though I don't know much about Aaron except that he already got cucked by Rekieta (another, skinnier, alcoholic drug addict cow). I wouldn't put money on either of them but I would love to watch. This is like the Jerry Springer version of Pro Wrestling.
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FAKE NEWS. Ralph beat warskis ass already and made him cry and beg ON video (audio) back in knoxville, AND Ralph initiated the 2v1 fight against jobless Johnny and his retarded ogre slave, and the ralphamale stood his ground and flipped the bird even while covered in blood and also joker laughed.
AARON WILL LICK THE GUNT CREASE.
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I do a bit of boxing - no fights, but I spar on occasion - so I'll try and break this down as best I can from what I have seen.THIS.
Ralph has proven time and again what a little bitch he is AFK. To be fair though I don't know much about Aaron except that he already got cucked by Rekieta (another, skinnier, alcoholic drug addict cow). I wouldn't put money on either of them but I would love to watch. This is like the Jerry Springer version of Pro Wrestling.
There is no hiding it, Aaron looked bad. He did not look physically prepared, his judgement of distance was shocking and his movement poor. That said, the guy he fought in the video I watch was landing heavy shots and lots of them - he looked fit, and heavy handed.
One positive is Aaron managed to somewhat maintain his construct against a fitter, faster and frankly all round better fighter. Until he ended up getting pummeled in the corner.
In summary, this guys crap and honestly if he did train he didn't train enough. Shout out to Ronald Buck for beating up the wife beater!
Does his performance against Buck matter? I doubt it. I would actually say the fact he's had two losses, that he's taken punches from bigger and stronger men gives him a big experience bonus. If he's going to fight people who are physically imposing, why would he be scared of Ralph?
I think the bigger question is Ralph, and just how bad he will be. He's never boxed, probably doesn't know to hold a basic boxing stance, or how to throw a jab - that's bad. He's going to be starting as a complete beginner, with all the issues that brings around skill, confidence etc.
Then we can talk about his general fitness. He's lost a lot of weight recently, and given how he looked previously that is only going to be a benefit to him - but boxing is a grueling sport. Whether you're working the heavy bag, doing pad work or sparring, a few rounds and most normal people would be exhausted. What has Ralph actually done as physical exercise?
18 months ago he was talking about walking two miles out of spite. Walking. Two. Miles.
At the Chris Chan arrest he was out of breath on camera picking up his pace to get the arrest on film.
Then the only other exercise was the press-up competition against Andy Warski at Knoxville in 2018. By my count he got a big fat 0, as his form was non-existant. Yes, he was fatter then - but he was also in his early 30s visa vi approaching 40.
Bottom line is Ralph is physically pathetic.
Aaron, despite his physical fitness being subpar, his poor skills and embarrassing defeats, holds quite literally all the advantages here. Id expect a TKO.
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Oh the cooldown on challenging some retard to a wrestling non-match is already up?
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Aaron is used to beating women so it should be a walk in the park to beat an overweight man who’s shorter than the average women.
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OK, [your whole post was] quite informative and I think you have sold me on Aaron beating the Gunt. I would expect to Ralph to scurry away at some point from now though. This fight needs to happen.
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Forget the fight. Ralph would collapse in on himself when he finds out there’s a height and weight portion of the pre fight
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He's done this like 5 times now. Completely shameless.
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He won't take his shirt off, he won't be measured and weighed and he won't stand next to another man without his big boy booster shoes and cowboy hat on. That's why he will never participate in an organized fight. He should stop embarrassing himself by offering to fight people because everyone knows he will back out and look like a coward, impulsive piggy is definitely back on the sauce.