Elliot Page / Ellen Page - Former actress, starred in Juno. Turned into a pooner and divorced her wife because being a lesbian was not boosting her career anymore. Receives a daily dose of asspatting from Hollywood. Likes to show off her "male" body using fake abdominals.

[FedPostalService]

We don't know that for certain.
she could turn it around and shoot up a school and then get killed by the cops.

That’s the directors cut ending.

 

[Rogue AI]

All that money and Hollywood connections and she can't afford a voice coach that doesn't make her sound like a frog.

 

[Heather Mason 2]

Welcome to the male experience Smelliot. You look like shit bro go eat a steak and lift, weepy lookin ass bitch. Go cry to your momma fag

 

[Xenomorph]

Did they make the fucking love interest fucking DEAF gotta get all the speshul person points you can.. also you know good and damn well Ellen here would never date that uggo.
Im fucking keking at all the guys in the comments saying how they don't wanna see a pint-sized action hero lmaooooooo

 

[ExplodedWhale]

This is sad.

Not in the UwU twanz suffawing UwU way.

Just sad that she's doing this to herself.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Her movie has many more producers than actors:
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I've never heard of any of the actors, you'd think Ellen could wrangle some B-tier who wanted to be in a brave film about pooners.

And none of those producers sound like they'd fail the Early Life check either; not a berg or a stein in sight.

How pathetic she had to go beg the Canadians for funding for her shitty movie because even the Hollywood elites who molested her into cutting her tits off have no use for her any more.

 

[Spruce Supremacist]

Probably been mentioned already, but I cannot get over how much her current face reminds me of this photo:

 

[Recursive Centaur]

I had to google her age again, 37 and look at the state of her face. Looks late 40s, even pixy with her sunburned and crustyass nasty skin looks younger/healthier... and they are the same age.

 

[BigGuyOS 6 : Jovial Janny]

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Magical hormones gave her an Adam's apple and abs.

 

[Strangolapreti]

Magical hormones gave her an Adam's apple and abs.

All at the small cost of your joy and soul.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

And after all that time transitioning, ellen still has an extremely effeminate personality. lol

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

And after all that time transitioning, ellen still has an extremely effeminate personality. lol

that's true of all pooners; no matter how much T they take, how short their hair is, or how big their packerino is, they still act extremely effeminate. it's the same thing with troons, at the end of the day, not a single one of them ever acts like an actual woman.that is, besides being very histrionic, overly emotional, and demanding attention.

 

[AssignedEva]

She's shorter than EVERYONE else in the film, even the other women.

It's the only explanation for why the other characters keep referring to a 37 year old as a "kid".

Probably been mentioned already, but I cannot get over how much her current face reminds me of this photo:
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Given she came out in 2020, we can actually do a four year comparison shot like with the soldier

What ages you worse, the Eastern Front followed by a stint in the Khorol "death pit" concentration camp... or being a heckin valid d00d?

Spoiler

The latter, Evgeny recovered, had a family and lived to the age of 63 - all things Ellen can't do

 

[William Tyndale]

I can't believe you made it that far.

I recently rewatched Super for the first time since it came out and couldn't believe that was her in it. Trannies are in a head to head race with niggers to culturally appropriate the moniker of "Nature's Clowns."

I can't believe you made it that far.

I recently rewatched Super for the first time since it came out and couldn't believe that was her in it. Trannies are in a head to head race with niggers to culturally appropriate the moniker of "Nature's Clowns."

Lmao I only made it halfway through the trailer, not the movie.

 

[MunsterCheeseJr]

She is just about right to be an uncanny valley string puppet on the adult version of PeeWee's Playhouse during his masturbation in the movie theater years.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Im fucking keking at all the guys in the comments saying how they don't wanna see a pint-sized action hero lmaooooooo

I still want to see her cast as Superman or Batman and have all the other actors play it totally straight as she tries to be intimidating.
Or the Punisher.
That would be even better.
I have a strange sense of humor.
I want to see this ridiculous 5'1" Pooner play a role like Conan the fucking Barbarian, croaking about crushing her enemies and seeing them driven before her in her weepy frog voice.

Seriously imagine something like one of these pure Testosterone 80's action movies but with the Pooner King.
The world needs this.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Did they make the fucking love interest fucking DEAF

Only way you can trick a girl into believing you're a totally radical masculine d00d.

 

[MunsterCheeseJr]

I love this bit of dialogue.

Ellen: What are you talking about rules? I'm just a person. Just talk to me.
Brother: You're going through a thing. We all have to obey.
Ellen: Obey what?

Problem? What problem? Rules? What rules? Obey? Obey what?

It is also hilarious as she portrays the life of a pooner as to how highly emotional this mellow drama is.

High emotions. Drama. Attention. Social artillery. I guess I see what draws some girls into being pooners. Their female nature.

 

[Foxymophandlemama]

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Graphic design is my passion

 

[Pooner]

A film about a pooner being as melodramatic and over exaggerated as possible. Shocking!

These comments just keep getting better lmao