Ubisoft Sellout - Bankruptcy Speedrun Any% Thread

everyone forgets about the bugs with black flag because they remember the cool shit of the game more
dont worry, this happens with many games
My first bug occurred within the first ten seconds of gameplay (it asked me to take the wheel of the ship and I did but then the next step didn't trigger so I had to restart the mission.)

Anyways, I understand why people liked the sea combat and sailing but its in there at the expense of cities, parkour and assassinations. I am at the third modern day sequence now and suspect that after that there'll be a very select few past missions and then an escape to wrap up. It was nice enough to get me through the past ten days of my upper respiratory infection but I'd feel let down if it weren't for the fact that I've owned the title on steam for literally a decade or more without playing it, so in that sense the game was free.
 
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Apparently, Assassin's Creed: Shadows, which is supposedly "the best-selling game pre-order in Japan", has only sold around 1500 copies.
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There are more than 1500 weeaboo English teachers in Tokyo, so at least let's count a generous 1-300 as the prime audience for this game, which is being very generous (like adding an extra 0 generous) cause if you’ve been in Japan for long enough you won’t buy this. Because, why would you go to Japan to begin with?. Let's also add some wokies who used Amazon Japan to pre-order, to make it look like it's selling well there (which is possibly me giving those limp-wristed faggots too much credit) & Ubisoft boosting sales by pre-ordering themselves (the most realistic thing in all this).

In some way, it's unsurprising, because the PS5 is a niche area in Japan. Especially Western games do not sell at all. For example:
>The last AC was 30,000 units in total.
>GOW did not reach even 100,000 units.
>BG3, according to Famitsu, 1st week sales of the Japanese-language packaged version of "Baldur's Gate 3" on PS5 were 20,497; the following week, 5,419.

To make it even worse, Ubisoft jew-erry makes it even worse. As you can see in the pic above, just the Standard Editon alone is ¥15,000 (95$), meaning around 100$ (with taxes), due to the exchange rate of ~¥150 to 1$. For context, the minimum wage in Tokyo is ¥1113. That's 13.5 hours of work (combined with the hellish experience of being a wagie in Japan) before taxes to play this shitty goyslop.

Now, if anybody is still wondering exactly HOW did this piece of shit became best-seller game, it's simple, a AAA game being the best seller on the day/week it's announced, especially when there are no other big games close to release or announced, literally means nothing. This applies even more in Japan, cause it's between the AAA game, VS, 15 JRPGs that release more regularly than the news & a couple of Visual Novels. Guess what? the next big AAA slop will also be the "best-seller" in various countries' top lists, it doesn't mean jackshit. Just like how games like Suicide Squad, Redfall, etc. had "high pre-order numbers!" & look how that turned out. It's all marketing bullshittery & means absolutely nothing to how a game will actually sell.
 
It's hilarious how they used to be somewhat respected In Japan i think. At least enough to get a crossover in final fantasy. I wonder how good the sales were for the early titles.
 
It's hilarious how they used to be somewhat respected In Japan i think. At least enough to get a crossover in final fantasy. I wonder how good the sales were for the early titles.
They also court chinese market with crummy IP-laundering mobile games
 
Just Dance VR being META exclusive, meaning Ubisoft learned jack with Asscreed VR:
Prince of Persia remaster releasing 2 years after MGS Delta even if it was announced years prior:
Splinter Cell remaster M.I.A.
What else? Fucking Avatar DLC, lol.
Only actual announcement was Anno 117:
They made Star Wars look cool, but we all know every Space Game greatest feature are the invisible walls.
 
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I hope Ass's Creed Nigger Replacement is the game that finally sinks Ubisoft.
The best use for Ass Creed Nigger Replacement is that there is no better example of woke pandering baizuo bullshit. It's a game from the mid 2020s set in Japan in the 1500s where you play as a gay nigger, and it is intended to be taken seriously. Fabulous.
 
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So Massive keeps just being the epitome of an Ubishit studio. They hype up their announcements at Ubisoft Forward, then they get like 1 min right at the end of the preshow, and a few minutes right at the end of the post show, and that's it.

They announce one kinda good thing, that all players will now be able to hit level 40/endgame, even if they don't buy WoNY. Then they announced the most baffling, retarded and unwanted change imaginable - seasonal characters (ala Diablo 4/PoE), that will be mandatory for the new content. Despite the fact they had to know this was going to cause an absolute shitshow online there's apparently no plans for further communication because "half the team went to LA to support Forward" so the best we get is some poor Twitter intern desperately trying to sweep up in the replies to various tweets.

Then to top it all off the 3hr maintenance for today's update to start the new season has been extended by 2hours. Then another 2 hours. Then another 3 hours. I'm having uncomfortable flashbacks to that time they broke the build deployment system or that time they broke the save system or that other time they broke the patch deployment.
 
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Apparently ubisoft made a shitty EGS exclusive Avatar game... This monday they put it on steam at 40% off and it's selling terribly.



It still only has 180 reviews, steam charts topped at only 1k active users. This is fucking brutal.

Compare this to Dead Island 2 another shitty EGS exclusive that launched with no sale full price with 8k players on steam release day 1 topping at 12k.
 
Just Dance VR being META exclusive, meaning Ubisoft learned jack with Asscreed VR:
Prince of Persia remaster releasing 2 years after MGS Delta even if it was announced years prior:
Splinter Cell remaster M.I.A.
What else? Fucking Avatar DLC, lol.
Only actual announcement was Anno 117:
They made Star Wars look cool, but we all know every Space Game greatest feature are the invisible walls.
They will ruin Prince of Persia, so the only worthwhile announcement is moot.
I guess their only real franchise worth a damn is Anno, I haven't heard of it being ruined nearly as much as their other ones.
I'm more interested in what's going on with the Crew lawsuit thing. I would be infinitely more interested in playing that game, since I never got the chance, than any of this slop.
BTW you should feel glad that Splinter Cell is being spared. Last thing I want is for Sam Fisher to be ruined, again(my boy already had it rough after his hobo game got cancelled and he was softly rebooted in a fucking third person action game)
 
Multiple AssCreed remakes incoming:
I am 90% sure they will tie everything to the AssCreed Infinity "hub", similar shit that Activision is pulling with CoD.
>They’re all gay
>ramp up the atheism
>the white characters should’ve done more to help the non-whites & should’ve been more quiet
>change the non-white characters to be obnoxious and 1-D
>They’re all SUPER gay
>We ruined Jacob Frye just announcing bisexual out of nowhere, can we crank that little unnecessary detail to 100?
>Get rid of the white characters actually
>Trump needs to be every Templar ever
>Abstergo needs to be Trump industries
>Jan 6th was every moment in history and vice versa
>Was Desmond white or not? That matters more than anything about him now
>anachronistic everything
 
I miss the days when I was genuinely excited for Assassins Creed games, even when they were being released yearly. You guys remember the reveal trailer for AC2? That shit was so fucking hype and it’s just depressing to see how awful and gay everything Ubisoft makes has become. Imagine actually looking forward to whatever Beyond Good and Evil 2 is, if it ever is actually a game.
 
>They’re all gay
>ramp up the atheism
>the white characters should’ve done more to help the non-whites & should’ve been more quiet
>change the non-white characters to be obnoxious and 1-D
>They’re all SUPER gay
>We ruined Jacob Frye just announcing bisexual out of nowhere, can we crank that little unnecessary detail to 100?
>Get rid of the white characters actually
>Trump needs to be every Templar ever
>Abstergo needs to be Trump industries
>Jan 6th was every moment in history and vice versa
>Was Desmond white or not? That matters more than anything about him now
>anachronistic everything

Just imagine what an AC: Rogue remake would be like these days.

So...that link mentioned that we might be getting a Black Flag remake? Can't wait for it to play like Skull and Bones.
 
I miss the days when I was genuinely excited for Assassins Creed games, even when they were being released yearly. You guys remember the reveal trailer for AC2? That shit was so fucking hype and it’s just depressing to see how awful and gay everything Ubisoft makes has become. Imagine actually looking forward to whatever Beyond Good and Evil 2 is, if it ever is actually a game
I feel like I have seen this exact complaint even after AC2 came out. Like word for word because some people were starting to crack after brotherhood/revelations
 
So, I gotta ask everyone; does anyone even play Ubi's games these days? I mean, they've made some decent games over the years, but with all of the shit the studio's pulled, I'm frankly a bit hesitant to show any kind of support for them.
 
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