Considering your obviously acute need to suck on a Snicker bars, I'd say your status as a man is very much in question. Your retarded sperging about mouth-fucking warlords is bizarre, to say the least.
Then you are simply
not ready to endure shit. It's that simple, really.
I dare say your expressing yourself as the concubine of a gay warlord (y-you fight and you wiiin!) is only indicative of your own simple mind, and no one elses.
Concubine? I think you'll find that the gay warlords would be working for me.
When you build your empire, you want to make sure that the most vicious soldiers are homosexual. That way, you can separate your own family life and they'll be constantly motivated to fight, if only to find fresh mouths to fuck. And they're expendable - it's not like you're missing valuable labour, they won't have a family to support and they'll have no need for that steady income.
Straight men would eventually settle for something steady, and the urge to raise a family will take over. The sodomite has no such weakness, and will continue to fuck you, and everyone in a rather wide area, for a long time. They can stay longer in the field, living off of rations and surviving by fucking your mouths.
What is with your obsession with homosexual men?
Well, most men are motivated by security and have a weakness for women. I know this, myself - one of the only things which can motivate and demotivate men is the role of women. Men won't go to war unless the women make them.
But the homosexual is immune to this. So long as you can keep the fag well-armed and well-fed, he'd fuck your mouth and bumhole for the sake of that, alone. The Ancient Greeks were aware of that, and if you have control of the remaining industrial production, you are best off using the fags for the fighting and let your straight, male allies live in peace.