Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Procrastinhater said:
Widdle baby infant child... Jesus Christ Josiah was right, Pats comebacks are so fucking gay.
How can he write that shit and not cringe.
Its obvious Mama Raven used to call Pat "Child" and infantalize him all the time and its stuck in his head. He does that weird shit because its the worst thing he can think of himself, its like Chris Chans thing about being called "naive" Pat is a fucking study in fucked up psychology, the guy has some major hangups.

I'm convinced Pat is a self hating closeted homosexual. He has so many gay mannerisms its unreal, the gym he used to post pics from is a notorious gay meetup spot, his putdowns are gay, the guy loves the cock. Its apparent. Niki is a lesbian. He's "into things" They're each others beards.
Pat loves the cock.
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I agree with you in principle. But most gay men (who are in his age bracket) look after themselves.
They eat clean, work out and think about what they wear.
Rick does none of those things...
Pressing 'X' to doubt. :tomlinson:
 
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Ethics Gradient said:
I agree with you in principle. But most gay men (who are in his age bracket) look after themselves.
They eat clean, work out and think about what they wear.
Rick does none of those things...
Pressing 'X' to doubt. :tomlinson:
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Doubting Ricks homosexuality?
 
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I'm of the belief that Pat will not disavow Biden because he knows his previous worshipping of Biden as some sort of deity will be brought up to mock him. Pat knows he constantly talks out of his fat sweaty ass and the brothermen love to post screenshots of Pat's old statements coming back to haunt him, so he will just keep doubling down at this point.

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The pests will probably all emigrate though.
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Edward Snowden, Boomia, Leslie, Dan Mullen and Quasi all chilling in Russia in exile.
 
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Something Awful said:
"You're probably too stupid to understand this is racist."

Rick, why is it racist? Is it not the proper King's English according to your liking? Is AAVE just some nigger-babble to you? You probably think legendary jazz musician Louis Jordan was just some yokel who didn't know how to talk properly, right?

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You racist piece of shit.


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Patrick's loyalty is now solely to God-King Biden.
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Uhhh guys…. I don’t think pats gonna get that paid DNC shill position now… it’s joever
 
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Associate Rick said:
He admitted it back in 2018
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He actually said that? Yeah Pat, gays and women. He's framing his cock sucking escapades as a normal activity and pretending like everyone knows this already. But he's not clever enough to use semantics in order to minimize his raging homosexuality, so he just comes across as an even bigger fag.
 
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Gorton Colu said:
His Xitter reads like that of a .8 GPA highschooler. He must have cheated to attain 1.2. A truly great mind of our time.
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To be fair, High School Pat had a few advantages over our beloved, current-day Man of Pig:
- Not a drunk (as far as we know);
- No social media/twitter to feed his rage addiction and rampant narcissism;
- His circulatory system hadn't been calcified by tons of niggeroni-based cholesterol;
- Not a fatass with bitch tits (he was still a faucet-dicked faggot, though).

Those factors, together, would explain his academic fall from "hilariously bad" to "outright retarded".
 
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Associate Rick said:
He admitted it back in 2018
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The funny thing is, of course women suck dick too, but since it's Rick posting this, in his usual gay manner, your mind just goes to "yeah he likes the d".


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Patrick just keeps retweeting random out of context clips. This one doesn't even mention abortions or Project 2025, the guy just says Trump will leave pregnancy monitoring procedures up to each state. And like, is it not normal to have pregnant women medically monitored? Should the doctor not know if they have an abortion?

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Have to admit that's a great gift for a Simpsons fan (blergh), though whether it was "a good trade" is very questionable.
 
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Something Awful said:
Have to admit that's a great gift for a Simpsons fan (blergh), though whether it was "a good trade" is very questionable.
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Patrick has prepared a special gift for Niki.
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Wow, I honestly forgot the Simpsons was even still running.

I do have to give the Fat credit though, apparently those two halves of a brain cell he has managed to rub together in his pepperoni-infested head, and he actually did something thoughtful and kind for Niki's birthday.

I mean, something other than bussing in the entire NBA to flatulate in her dusty vag.

Boston Brand said:
He's not on the Gencon guest list this year. Wonder if they cut him.
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If they're smart they did. There are many other independent authors there that could use the various publisher's attention, and are far more deserving of the opportunity.
 
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Boston Brand said:
He's not on the Gencon guest list this year. Wonder if they cut him.
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Thank god, I don't think I'd survive walking past the authors area with someone as fat as Rick is hogging up the floorspace. But maybe he'll still show and get in another fight as the Spaghetti Factory. That should earn him a ban like Quartering got.
 
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Dr. Matthew C. Harris said:
He's stupid, egomaniacal, and culty as shit. He wants the Ds to be a qanon cult, and when it turns out they'll disagree on things his brain just started throwing angry errors.
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Pat sees others getting 'famous' and paid by pushing a party line and feels that if he just leans into being Patrick and push the party line he too will join that paid class of political commentators.

Not understanding that with his 0 to 100 on anger and constant 'enjoy prison' he shows he's a liability so now no one will pay him to be a commentator.

Picking fights online is a way to online fame, yes. But there has to be more there than 'I pick fights' and Patrick lacks the personal traits to be able to monetize his conduct.

If Biden steps down Patrick will lean as hard into the new choice and if Donald is in for 4 years he'll just keep repeating how they should have kept Biden.
 
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East_Clintwood said:
Patrick was never gonna win Lolcow of the year. LotY rewards flashy stupid cowdom, especially around voting time, whereas Pat provides steady, solid year round milking. What Pat needs is a LotY equivalent of the Lifetime Achievement awards, he'd be a lock for one of those.
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Lolcow of the year goes to whoever gets the most coverage on MATI. It's why Nick despite being mostly uninteresting last year got lolcow of the year.
 
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Ok first batch. Probably gonna go over the call again to gather more nuggets that dont have Josiah talking over the pig too much

TinyLittleBrain.wav


shutyourfuckingMOUWF.wav


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babblinginsanitydelusions.wav


nowitgetswurst.wav


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enjoywhathappens2uNNNNNNNNNEXT.wav (courtesy of @Associate Rick )


It doesnt include the NOCHILDs because there is already a compilation for this


EDIT: Also gonna breezy through the other transcripts for pork nuggets. First transcript had some real gold including the pig's infamous "STALKERCHILDS NEED TO BE PUT TO DEATH" oinking


...and one of his many on-tape admissions as to his foul Negerwurst project


"grinding black children up into sausage is hilarious"
 
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