DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Pargon]

oh god, a "fan" got him a new joystick and it's *gasp* being delivered by amazon today!!! it's going to be like when he ordered a new xbox controller and he kept looking at the time while bitching like a karen. lol this whole stream will be him seething over Amazon not prioritizing him over everyone else.

Man, like magical clockwork. Phil gets more gifts than a 17th century courtesan. And his tits aren’t even that good.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Man, like magical clockwork. Phil gets more gifts than a 17th century courtesan. And his tits aren’t even that good.

nvm, now he went from it being delivered today to tomorrow. ffs he can't keep shit right

 

[Incel Death Note]

Not only that joystick, but Phil just told a story about how he randomly checked his junk email and spoke with a "long time fan" who donated a $400 stick which is arriving tomorrow. Phil described the stick as the "Rolls Royce" of fightsticks.
He keeps emphasizing that he doesn't know if it's legit, which makes me think Phil drunkenly spent $430 yesterday on both a stick for his Sanwa and a brand new VictrixPro.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

oh god, a "fan" got him a new joystick and it's *gasp* being delivered by amazon today!!! it's going to be like when he ordered a new xbox controller and he kept looking at the time while bitching like a karen. lol this whole stream will be him seething over Amazon not prioritizing him over everyone else.

We predicted this. “A fan”. He must look poor in front of the dents

 

[Elbe]

If Khat was dumb enough to fall for Phil's grocery robbery excuse for losing her favourite shopping bags then she'll likely swallow a mysterious benefactor sending Phil an obscenely expensive vidya joystick.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

he bought a house in a gated community. I still cant believe he didn't, for one second, thought an expensive house without central air is a stupid purchase.

If Khat was dumb enough to fall for Phil's grocery robbery excuse for losing her favourite shopping bags then she'll likely swallow a mysterious benefactor sending Phil an obscenely expensive vidya joystick.

I swear kat is special needs. the way she talk, walks, and body language screams low IQ

 

[Comma]

I don't know what would be worse: DSP buying a replacement part for a fully functioning joystick he fucked up with a Swiss Army knife and acting like a fan is sending it to him, or that there actually is someone out there dented enough to watch that shit go down and think to themselves "I should buy this poor guy a replacement joystick".

EDIT: he's now punishing his viewers for his own mistakes by not wanting to play ranked with the broken joystick, because "I don't want to lose ranking points".

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

I don't understand why he even tried switching around parts when he could have used the Hori XBox one on XBox since he has the special fancy versions on everything. Oh, whatever. Money money yeah yeah.

 

[Pargon]

I don't know what would be worse: DSP buying a replacement part for a fully functioning joystick he fucked up with a Swiss Army knife and acting like a fan is sending it to him, or that there actually is someone out there dented enough to watch that shit go down and think to themselves "I should buy this poor guy a replacement joystick".

I think the best argument against the latter is that all of these special material donations in the nick of time of Phil’s need is just that “they” never want their names, even a username, attached to their supposed generosity. Even dents that tip want whatever retarded handle they’ve chosen for themselves after the 18th ban spoken aloud. They want that recognition.

One person’s opinion but I maintain that none of the tech Phil gets are gifts. They are all his purchases and always have been.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

It's almost like the dents are those skinny mealy mouth weak willed enabler husbands with the gigantic manatee wives you see in My 600lb Life so afraid of being alone they keep enabling but with plastic shit that'll be forgotten or "broken" in a couple months. I'm used to calling them what they are which is cripples, feebs, incels and non contributing to society faggots but husbands from my 600lb life seems to fit pretty well also.

 

[Sheriff of CWCville]

In the retarded backwards world of Phil nothing feels impossible, but I think it’s dented to believe that anybody but Phil got that stick

 

[Elite Kipchak]

I don't even feel the normal revulsion when Phil takes cheap shots on internet degenerates. I really wanna see Phil at max sliminess for LTG.

LTG definitely mind-fucked Phil with Phil's failed attempt at building a heat with him, and Phil wearing those shirts every day is still proof that the butthurt stuck with him.

Doubt he'll address it directly (unless he already has today and I'm just a retard)
My bet is we'll get some cope sesh in the next few weeks where phil makes some smug statement about how hard life is for him, but at least he isn't *looks directly into the camera* behind on child support payments, right guys? tuhuhuh

The real question is if he feels vindicated enough to stop wearing the goofy shirts, or if that's become an integral part of his identity now and it's too late to go back.

 

[Pargon]

My bet is we'll get some cope sesh in the next few weeks where phil makes some smug statement about how hard life is for him, but at least he isn't *looks directly into the camera* behind on child support payments, right guys? tuhuhuh

“Weeks” would be a show of tremendous restraint on his part. When the ProJared stuff was dropping Phil was all over that like flies on Kat.

 

[San Dimas High School]

Remember when he reached out to LTG about "owning dah twolls" by the two of them having a series of matches at EVO taking away attention from the actual event? Pepperidge Farms remembers.

He said more people would watch it than evo, butts in seats, etc. He really has no clue what people want to watch or why.

 

[Sheriff of CWCville]

He said more people would watch it than evo, butts in seats, etc. He really has no clue what people want to watch or why.

He has a great idea what people want to watch. They want to watch because he’s PHIL; he is HONEST & TRANSPARENT, he gives you UNFILTERED takes and is NOT a SHILL or a CHARACTER, as well as encouraging CHILL and POSITIVE INTERACTIVE vibes. But he is also THE LITTLE GUY and will NEVER have mass popularity because he makes CURATED CONTENT for a MATURE ADULT audience. This is why everyone will want to watch, but also why nobody wants to watch. Sound good? Alright.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

If Khat was dumb enough...

Don't even need to read the rest of this. She is.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Not only that joystick, but Phil just told a story about how he randomly checked his junk email and spoke with a "long time fan" who donated a $400 stick which is arriving tomorrow. Phil described the stick as the "Rolls Royce" of fightsticks.
He keeps emphasizing that he doesn't know if it's legit, which makes me think Phil drunkenly spent $430 yesterday on both a stick for his Sanwa and a brand new VictrixPro.

In other words, Phil only values friendship unless there’s a dollar sign on your head.

If he can’t fix controllers correctly, then how does he still believe that he can be a good businessman, too?

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Here's the video of Phil saying the paypig is gonna buy him the joystick. Funny how people always donate what he needs!

 

[Lean In Ban]

This nigga really invested at least $800 into a fighting game that he is trapped in 1500 MR, the rank you start out at in Master Rank lmao

 

[Crooked 16th]

I found SF6 on clearance at target for 20 bucks so i would be prepared for a new wave of scrubs and pattern players