"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[I'm a Silly]

I am Jack's butter dog, the dog with the butter on it.

 

[Sneeds]

Something for the tranny segment, A troon gets mad at guy for calling “her” a man

 

[The false copy of Sunder]

Gay furries hack the heritage foundation and try to threaten the project 2025 handler, gets eternally BTFO'd instead

https://x.com/kittydisks/status/1811194988601942470

https://files.catbox.moe/i0tkbp.txt

(I suspect a large portion of those 100k likes on the tweet don't realize the account is a furry looking for sympathy)

 

[S.C.U.D.]

The new Self-Sufficiency board made me realize there are a lot of gun guys on this forum who doubt the power of the blade. @Null should play these videos on stream today to remind the gun guys that when the blade is there, and you're counting on that one shot to take 'em down, you gotta move.

 

[Wodanaz]

https://x.com/ImMeme0/status/1807109591546614130

0:54 "I just want some pizza."

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why are blacks like this?

 

[TETRABAX]

The new Self-Sufficiency board made me realize there are a lot of gun guys on this forum who doubt the power of the blade. @Null should play these videos on stream today to remind the gun guys that when the blade is there, and you're counting on that one shot to take 'em down, you gotta move.

While you wasted your time studying the blade, I was studying the slap

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

Does anyone remember which MATI had Nöll's "I'm the greatest ally to Israel, I'm willing to spill every last drop of amerimutt blood to reclaim the rightful Israeli soil" monologue?

 

[Sneeds]

Some suggestions For today's stream

Mutahar is Doomed @Null (Link)
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SARR HE REDEEEMED
Edit: He uploaded a video

Some British faggot made a video on the “Victims of the Kiwi Farms”

And most of the comments are negative towards the video
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And a comment that @Null can agree with

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[Wodanaz]

While you wasted your time studying the blade, I was studying the slap

that knife autist actually seems a bit threatening to me but this is just straight up retarded

 

[Jotch]

Does anyone remember which MATI had Nöll's "I'm the greatest ally to Israel, I'm willing to spill every last drop of amerimutt blood to reclaim the rightful Israeli soil" monologue?

July 9th, 2021 at around 0:02:30
Another recently where he mentioned "for one square foot of israeli clay"

 

[Good Night Knight]

Does anyone remember which MATI had Nöll's "I'm the greatest ally to Israel, I'm willing to spill every last drop of amerimutt blood to reclaim the rightful Israeli soil" monologue?

July 9th, 2021 at around 0:02:30
Another recently where he mentioned "for one square foot of israeli clay"

Or maybe MATI May 17th, 2024 2:26:40 - 2:28:20?

Spoiler: quote

"Everyone knows I am the proudest supporter of Israel that has ever lived. There is nobody who would sacrifice more American blood for every grain of sand making up Israeli soil and its rightful clay than me, I would sacrifice one thousand 10,000, 100,000, millions of mutts if necessary.
I would send in every drop of Amerimut blood to stain the sands of Israeli soil in order to keep it free and to keep it in the hands of God's chosen people.

There should be a flag of Israel planted so firmly in Palestine that it can be seen from space, so large and so profound every Arab Mohammedan child born would see it first thing coming out the womb.
First thing on the horizon, the space elevator flagpole with the Israeli flag flapping through the stratosphere.
The very first thing they see. I have made this clear in no uncertain terms that there is no sacrifice too great for America to make for Israel.

Gabe Hoffman didn't have to pay me to say that. I say it on my own."

If not, try using the searchable MATI transcripts to find it.

 

[FamicomGorby]

The new Self-Sufficiency board made me realize there are a lot of gun guys on this forum who doubt the power of the blade. @Null should play these videos on stream today to remind the gun guys that when the blade is there, and you're counting on that one shot to take 'em down, you gotta move.

(2:10 if the time code thing doesn't work)

More seriously, everyone should watch Surviving Edged Weapons, lots of great reenactments that show you how knives are everywhere and can be used for stabbing in an instant.

 

[Romeo]

In addition to the President of Ukraine Putin comment, here are all the moments of Biden's comedic performance last night for the News Segment.

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Biden-Trump Ticket 2024​

I wouldn't have picked Vice President Trump to be Vice President; I do not think she's qualified to be President.

Antony Blinken (Secretary of State), Lloyd Austin (Secretary of Defense), and Jake Sullivan (National Security Advisor) go full depression mode at the "Vice President Trump" comment.

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Biden reveals the source of his polling support​

My numbers are better in Israel than they are here.

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Biden endorses Trump​

Respectfully, earlier you misspoke and in your earlier answer you referred to Vice President Harris as Vice President Trump. Right now, Donald Trump is using that to mock your age and your memory. How do you combat that criticism from tonight?

Listen to him.

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And finally, to add additional context of @Wodanaz's post:

The audience clapped at the "Putin" comment, Biden then corrects himself, and Zelensky says "I'm better" when he goes up to the podium. I also trimmed down @Ralph Barnhardt 's post so it is just Zelensky's reaction.

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Some good memes were made (credit to @AnitaSarsleezian and @Jonah Hill poster) :

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Special thanks to @quaawaa and @SaidNoOneEver for clipping the footage.

 

[Oxyjen]

I would like the MATI audience to see the Hitler Bus clip: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/mad-at-the-internet.49299/page-2095#post-18782185

 

[Trump's Chosen]

In this other angle you can see Zalensky's brain seizes up before he does an honest to God double take.

Reminds me of telltale games.

"Zelensky will remember this".

And like those games it won't make a difference at all.

 

[HansFromAceholes]

I really hope jersh covers the iFunny thread and just browses through the classics in our burgeoning five page long thread(so far) in community watch for MATI

 

[shinto minto]

@Null Please watch this video of Deon encountering a cockroach.

Watch start -> 5m30s. I promise the payoff of the toilet is worth it. After that is good too but not as kino.

Spoiler: Deon Info

I've noticed a bunch of farmers joining Deon's livestreams to fuck with him. He's too retarded to realize or care. His only care in the world is to be popular. 99% of his content is whining. Better to passively observe what happens as he gains more subscribers and grows his superiority complex.

Recently, his brother's girlfriend and her two adult children have moved in to their 1 bedroom apartment. Deon has become relegated to sleeping on the floor of a partitioned part of the living room as the girlfriend's 25 year old non-verbal son has taken Deon's bed. This instability has resulted in even more whining than usual.

Spoiler: More Videos

More funny:
Deon talks about his belly fetish (first 60s): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHtCSRTV8HU
Deon gets "harassed" by a Family Dollar employee: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xATvNeVzLvY
Deon has bed bugs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEKcJO0-OBQ
Deon fucks with another homeless person: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIxCbDraK4k

Less funny:
"To my youthest cousin Michael, that molested me when I was 8 (Deon's Diary).": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qK1K5YFccaU
More "C-PTSD" spergout: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bf6ngTSU77c
More suicide baiting: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGHHUqsypa0

Deon talks about his new living arrangements: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ic9t_FAAoVw

For the adventurous, Deon has live streams. They are incredibly boring. Interesting to note: He has gained this fear of people leaving his chat without specifically telling him they have left and will sperg out if he doesn't get a response in chat from his dick suckers when asked. He spergs out for this entire live stream, if you can stomach it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2R6hwckAa4

The people who decide to tune in to his livestreams are very interesting in of themselves.

 

[Dull Pencil]

I'm trying to draw some interest to my fucking Kiwi-Doom thread so I'll try and do some MATI advertising. My goal is to have a bunch of custom content made by the users of the Farms.

As an example, the latest big addition is the The Doom Kiwi!™

Happenings post: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/community-driven-happenings-feed-version-2.114933/post-18767629

The thread: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/kiwi-farms-community-doom-project-custom-assets-thread.187762/

 

[clipartfan92]

Here's a fun story about California if you need some news.

Toxic smoke billows up over a line of tents on the sidewalk as a person burns the plastic off copper wires in Skid Row, using a broom to fan the flames. (Francine Orr / Los Angeles Times)

Thread: As copper-wire thefts plunge Pico-Union into darkness, locals fear what lurks in the dark

 

[CircusCat]

I would like the MATI audience to see the Hitler Bus clip: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/mad-at-the-internet.49299/page-2095#post-18782185

Based Ugandan.