Off-Topic Pooners of Grindr - "Doods" with "bonus holes" on the dick and balls app

Criticallacitirc said:
Laughing at this pooner on sniffies listing her cock size as 1.5" inches uncut 😆

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I think you buried the lede that she is also 'available on rentmen' meaning she expects payment for her services to gay men.

I think that bears repeating. Instead of desperately requesting pity fucks from gay men, she thinks being a fat woman is something gay men will pay to have sex with.

The homophobia is strong with this one.
 
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Izdaja Slika said:
I think you buried the lede that she is also 'available on rentmen' meaning she expects payment for her services to gay men.

I think that bears repeating. Instead of desperately requesting pity fucks from gay men, she thinks being a fat woman is something gay men will pay to have sex with.
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I do know a prostitute pooner and they seem to get money. It's not gay men who are using them (although the pooner believes they are). There really is a fetish out there for everyone.

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PandaChai said:
A sound cunt's a solid fucker, y'know? A real legend but wiv a good 'ead on 'is shoulders. A proper lad you can 'ave a proper sesh wiv. 'e's the one 'oo suggests a cheeky nandos on yer 'ols or a donna after a piss-up, ya got me?
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That actually made sense after I read it out loud with a Guy Richie accent.
Only thing I'm stuck on is the nandos on yer 'ols or a donna.
I don't gotcher bruv. I'm fookin lost I am.
 
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PandaChai said:
A sound cunt's a solid fucker, y'know? A real legend but wiv a good 'ead on 'is shoulders. A proper lad you can 'ave a proper sesh wiv. 'e's the one 'oo suggests a cheeky nandos on yer 'ols or a donna after a piss-up, ya got me?
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I like how this got more incomprehensible and more authentic the further I read.
 
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Spangled Drongo said:
Someone really ought to draw her in the style of those pooner memes - bonus points for including the fedora covered in pins, maybe some props in the background like her poor tortured cat, Dahmer poster, and pack of disposable underwear.
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Pretty please can one of our Poonartfags make our dreams come true over in the Staph thread?
 
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Criticallacitirc said:
Laughing at this pooner on sniffies listing her cock size as 1.5" inches uncut 😆

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A word to the wise, Aiden: if you're a true and honest gay man then it doesn't make sense to have a cum fetish. That is just something that male humans do. It'd be like a man saying he has a fetish for right angled jaws.
 
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ZsaZsaBinks said:
The reason the no fats, no femmes, no Asians is no longer on the app is because the undesirable gays wrote articles for alphabet websites criticizing the dating preference and demanded that gays date them so that they wouldn’t be incels anymore. All the while expecting other gays to be the macho boys of their dreams.

Meanwhile pooners make themselves look like the gay untouchables. Not just because the characters in their yaois are feminine. But because they acquire the most victim points by being the trans man version of the most unappealing type of man in the gay dating scene.
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The funniest shit about all that is that is true faggots are still dudes, and gay dudes go after dudes no different than straight dudes go after women

the pooners are desperate to harass gay men because it's just hopeless to try to socially intimidate straight guys, and the only faggots that could possibly even take a pooner are drug-addled basket cases that are already skipped over by normal gay guys. or they give up and go T-for-T

but the faggot apps insist on shoving truckloads of pooners at men with well-set standards of what they're going to fuck. no gay that I know that's still on the fag apps is happy about it, they use the apps less because they're tired of dodging all the pooners


I think Scruff is now banning people that liberally put the word "Real" in places in their bio. Every new gimmick the gays come up with to signal "pooners fuck off", they do another ban wave.


This is the rainbow Progress you wanted and you YASSKWEENED these shitbags in everywhere. Now they are living in their fat squalor all over your dating apps, eating all your food, don't get a job, and they're just little lawn gnomes you have to constantly shoo away before you can even sift through the normal gays. Oh, and some of the pooners are psycho killers.... so you better do a voice chat and listen for the telltale chipmunk voice that all pooners have before you go any further.
 
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Catboy Ranch said:
I think Scruff is now banning people that liberally put the word "Real" in places in their bio. Every new gimmick the gays come up with to signal "pooners fuck off", they do another ban wave.
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I didn't know Scruff had gone as Woketard as Grindr, but I do like the solution of listing a Harry Potter school house as a dog whistle in a biography to scare off the pooners and troons.

I imagine myself as Ravenclaw.
 
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Izdaja Slika said:
I didn't know Scruff had gone as Woketard as Grindr, but I do like the solution of listing a Harry Potter school house as a dog whistle in a biography to scare off the pooners and troons.

I imagine myself as Ravenclaw.
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Gets better.

Both Scruff and Grindr have hit "FAGMAX"... and have been for the past couple years fighting declining subs. Grindr had a layoff.

Pooners don't sub, and what they did forcing pooners in with normalfags and not letting them filter each other away caused sub declines.
 
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Catboy Ranch said:
Both Scruff and Grindr have hit "FAGMAX"... and have been for the past couple years fighting declining subs. Grindr had a layoff.
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Scruff added 100 gender options before grindr ever did. I see pooners often say that scruff is more welcoming to them than grindr.

I thought the depravity and nudity of sniffies would keep the pooners out, but I continue to see more & more of them out there with their pussies as the PFP. 🤢

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Cowboy pooner, with a phallo she wants to try out. Sorry lady, you're only going to be able to jam your Limp arm sausage into the most blown out of holes

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Criticallacitirc said:
Scruff added 100 gender options before grindr ever did. I see pooners often say that scruff is more welcoming to them than grindr.

I thought the depravity and nudity of sniffies would keep the pooners out, but I continue to see more & more of them out there with their pussies as the PFP. 🤢

Poon tax:

Cowboy pooner, with a phallo she wants to try out. Sorry lady, you're only going to be able to jam your Limp arm sausage into the most blown out of holes

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Can't think of anything sexier than a rotting tube of flesh detaching up the arse.
 
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