حلال PvtRichardCranium / Richard Heinz

[c-no]

Why stop there? Since Pvt IS the Cwcki Forums, shouldn't he run them?

No, he might just implode on himself.

Wait if he IS the forums, how can one ban them? Won't it rip apart space time?

If space time were ripped apart, perhaps Sammy might help fix it.

 

[The Dude]

No, he might just implode on himself.

It wouldn't implode, it would just be overflowing with

 

[c-no]

It wouldn't implode, it would just be overflowing with

It would probably overflow more than Chris could in a life-time.

 

[The Dude]

It would probably overflow more than Chris could in a life-time.

The DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS must flow!

 

[c-no]

More conversation with PvtRichardCranium on Steam.

FuckYouIWon'tDoWhatchaTellMe: nobody hacked me
FuckYouIWon'tDoWhatchaTellMe: they just made an account with my name
C-no: really?
FuckYouIWon'tDoWhatchaTellMe: I've never posted in 888chan
FuckYouIWon'tDoWhatchaTellMe: and my IRC name was skitzo before I uninstalled it
C-no: So would that mean Jace or Tyce tried to do it?
FuckYouIWon'tDoWhatchaTellMe: I don't know
FuckYouIWon'tDoWhatchaTellMe: probably not
FuckYouIWon'tDoWhatchaTellMe: my guess is it was somebody from the forums or from steam or from youtube
C-no: Forums?
C-no: You mean the CWCki Forums?
FuckYouIWon'tDoWhatchaTellMe: there were people who clearly didn't like me
C-no: Who?
FuckYouIWon'tDoWhatchaTellMe: it probably wasn't one of them
FuckYouIWon'tDoWhatchaTellMe: hal9000
FuckYouIWon'tDoWhatchaTellMe: I can't really think of anyone off the top of my head
FuckYouIWon'tDoWhatchaTellMe: just him
FuckYouIWon'tDoWhatchaTellMe: I remember going into chat a few times and people were wondering how come I hadn't been banned yet
C-no: okay
C-no: Regarding how someone used your name
FuckYouIWon'tDoWhatchaTellMe: the thing that upsets me is I've never tried to be an asshole to anyone who didn't deserve it
C-no: Yesterday there was a chat with Null
FuckYouIWon'tDoWhatchaTellMe: I've always tried to be a nice guy
FuckYouIWon'tDoWhatchaTellMe: I try to get to know everyone before I freak out on them
C-no: Right
FuckYouIWon'tDoWhatchaTellMe: and I hardly ever freak out on anybody
C-no: Let me ask you this
C-no: If someone used your name online
C-no: would they know about Applecat?
Your state is set to Offline.
FuckYouIWon'tDoWhatchaTellMe is now Offline.
Lost connection to Steam, will rejoin chat automatically when connection regained.
Connected again and rejoined chat.
FuckYouIWon'tDoWhatchaTellMe is now Online.
FuckYouIWon'tDoWhatchaTellMe: I don't know
C-no: Yesterday, there was a conversation between Null and you or as you say someone posing as you
C-no: Applecat, a member of the forum, was mentioned
FuckYouIWon'tDoWhatchaTellMe is now Offline.

I know Null was the one who said Applecat but even then, PvtRichardCranium didn't ask "Who is Applecat?" Regardless, I'm just going to end this chat since I feel he's just going to try and stay offline.

*Edit: The offline might have something to do with Steam's servers.

 

[Hakurei]

PvT needs to watch more anime, helps you relax and not feel so angry

But he'll just lose his way anyhow!

 

[The Dude]

More conversation with PvtRichardCranium on Steam.

I know Null was the one who said Applecat but even then, PvtRichardCranium didn't ask "Who is Applecat?" Regardless, I'm just going to end this chat since I feel he's just going to try and stay offline.

*Edit: The offline might have something to do with Steam's servers.

Him staying offline would probably be for the best. He needs a zero web presence for a few weeks.

 

[Globe]

Regardless, I'm just going to end this chat since I feel he's just going to try and stay offline.
*Edit: The offline might have something to do with Steam's servers.

Or it's just Cranium's version of mashing buttons and hollering "WHAT WAS THAT? YOURE BREAKING UP"

 

[The Dude]

PvT needs to watch more anime, helps you relax and not feel so angry

Doesn't seem to work for Pixyteri...or any other weeb sperg for that matter.

 

[Globe]

 

[Null]

Here's a timeline of events.

Ground Zero
- PvtRichardCranium is banned for his SammyClassicSonicFan weenery.

Day 1
- PvtRichardCranium proceeds to tell people I rape and murder children, sets his Skype avatar to my picture, and changes his steam name to my real name.
- Dork of Ages and Batman leave the forums because of his ban.

Day 2
- MiRRoRMaN of #888c sees this drama and creates the /cow/ post, masquerading as him over IRC.
- As a result, they go after PvtRichardCranium and find out where he lives, who all of his friends are, who his family is, and all sorts of shit.

Day 3
- MiRRoRMaN's activity catches PvtRichardCranium's attention and he attempts to apologize.
- JEWS investigates hostmask logs and discovers that at one time the person connecting as PvtRichardCranium one time did not connect with a protected hostmask.
- This hostmask matches MiRRoRMaN's. He confesses.

So here's the distinction:
- If it happened in #888c or /cow/, it's MiRRoRMaN.
- If it happened on YouTube, Wikia, Parkourdude91's Wiki, on the forums, over Skype, or over Steam it's PvtRichardCranium.

So while PvtRichardCranium is still a prick and he can fuck off, because the IRC chimping was MiRRoRMaN I don't think he qualifies as a Lolcow.

TL;DR:

 

[José Mourinho]

Since it's unlocked, bumping this with his Steam account.

 

[BT 075]

 

[Watcher]

10:58 PM - Voxel•Magic:

10:58 PM - King Of The Black People: that's my facebook image
10:58 PM - King Of The Black People: you haven't seen that yet?
10:58 PM - Voxel•Magic: Look at what your shirt says
10:58 PM - King Of The Black People: ...
10:58 PM - King Of The Black People: ...
10:58 PM - King Of The Black People: MMNNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
10:59 PM - King Of The Black People: HOW THE FUCK
10:59 PM - King Of The Black People: WHO THE FUCK
10:59 PM - King Of The Black People: WHAT THE FUCK
10:59 PM - King Of The Black People: WHY THE FUCK
10:59 PM - King Of The Black People: WHEN THE FUCK
10:59 PM - King Of The Black People: WHERE THE FUCK
10:59 PM - King Of The Black People: but no seriously who did that lel?
10:59 PM - King Of The Black People: it was you wasn't it
10:59 PM - King Of The Black People: you son of a bitch
11:00 PM - King Of The Black People: did you do that?
11:00 PM - King Of The Black People: STOP LAUGHING
11:00 PM - King Of The Black People: I KNOW YOU'RE LAUGHING
11:00 PM - King Of The Black People: I SWEAR TO GOD
11:01 PM - Voxel•Magic: Male did it
11:01 PM - King Of The Black People: o
11:01 PM - King Of The Black People: is he on steam?
11:01 PM - King Of The Black People: or is he like
11:01 PM - King Of The Black People: mad at me or something
11:01 PM - Voxel•Magic: Nah we're talking on Skype
11:02 PM - King Of The Black People: o
11:02 PM - King Of The Black People: can I join?
11:02 PM - Voxel•Magic: Lol he just linked me that becuase I mentioned you in conversation
11:02 PM - King Of The Black People: o
11:02 PM - King Of The Black People: so does he hate me?
11:02 PM - Voxel•Magic: No I think he did it because it was funny
11:02 PM - King Of The Black People: I know a lot of people on the forums hate me because null told them to
11:02 PM - King Of The Black People: o

 

[deadson]

PvtRichardCranium a.k.a Richard L. Heinz

Known for his attempt to make the Liquid Jace saga, he was recently revealed to be a lolcow himself. He is a schizophrenic, and possibly autistic, 20-something year old who lives at 281 Caswell Avenue West A7, Twin Falls, Idaho (he posted this on youtube) http://i.imgur.com/zvkwqwF.png
. As you can see, he lives with his mom in a trailer park. http://i.imgur.com/Jl6VrPh.jpg

He originally got anal-blasted when he was banned from the CWCki, going after Null. He soon revealed alot of personal things about his life. Like his multiple girlfriend: Here is picture a lovely brother and sister...er I mean lovely couple

Richard also claims he is a master troll and a leet haxor who can dox you and melt your router. He also claims that he is the CWCki, and that Null banned him cause he was jealous of his master trolling. As you all probably know, he has a youtube: http://www.youtube.com/user/PvtRichardCranium

Thats all I have for now, and the main jist of this new lolcow. Enjoy.

Oh shiiit, that chick looks REALLY familiar to me, and Twin Falls is close to where I live too.

 

[CatParty]

Ronald Raygun on first being introduced to a picture of Richard Cranium:

1. A moment ago - Ronald Raygun:
   @ Satan, Alan linked to one of his pictures from Facebook once. I didn't realize it was pvt and thought it was a woman, so I said something to the effect of "She's hot!"

 

[Null]

11:02 PM - King Of The Black People: I know a lot of people on the forums hate me because null told them to

I just want to point out that

• The only negative interaction I've had with Pvt directly was when I had to warn him, and subsequently ban him, for trolling plans.
• I preemptively created a moratorium on a PvtRichardCranium thread when the drama started.
• I did not personally give permission for this thread, another admin/moderator did.
• When Pvt found out @MiRRoRMaN was impersonating him on /cow/, he contacted me over Skype. Albeit reluctant to admit it may not be him, I eventually give him the benefit of a doubt and investigated. When I found out it wasn't actually him ...
• I locked this thread.

Despite all of that, this worthless piece of shit is still whining about me to everyone who will listen, even after half a year's time. He is retarded.

 

[José Mourinho]

My shitty fan art of Pvt.

 

[BT 075]

What I find most offensive is how he calls himself "King of the Black People" when we all know that's Flava Flav.
Tsss, Cranium, you douchenozzle.

 

[OBAMATRON]

I think I missed out on a whole bunch of autism, and I'm kinda glad I did.