Ego destroying trash talk slamdown - ENTER THE SEXXXTAGON

Napoleon Bonerfart said:
Your mother is so disgusting that the HIV virus is afraid of catching her.
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Yo momma is such a whore Ron Jeremy says he feels like he's throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

GunCar Gary said:
yo momma so fat she gives me really bad sleep apnea (when she falls asleep on top of me (after we have sex))
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Yo momma so fat she was a stunt double for the Blob That Ate Everything.

Telerin Quenya Alatáriel said:
Your mom called me late last night because she was worried about your eating habits
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Yo momma is such a slut that when she got pregnant the entire Arizona Cardinals team held a betting pool to see who would get stuck with child support.

Neo-Nazi Rich Evans said:
i had sex with your mom last nice. she is a very nice lady who still holds her beauty at a late age. i will have sex with her again.
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Yo momma is such a fat slob, I prank called her a dozen pizzas and she said "oh neat, a snack!".

Dialtone said:
YO MAMA IS SO DUMB SHE BOIGHT TICKETS TO
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Yo momma is so fat that when she went swimming in the ocean, she flooded the entire fucking eastern seaboard.

Never Scored said:
Yo daddy so fat, he has to lift his gunt to fuck my mom.
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Yo momma such a fat whore that when I came on her stomach, 9 months later a baby crawled out of her gunt rolls.

Agamemnon Busmalis said:
Yo momma so fat her Social Security number be ONE!
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Yo momma such a fat, greasy pig when we went camping, I just wiped a rag on her under boob to start a fire.

Soup Sammiches said:
Your mama so fat when she walks across the room the radio skips
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Yo momma such a fat nigger that she gets flashbacks every time she opens her Tylenol.

POWER IN MISERY said:
You stupid bitch. You stupid... FUCKING bitch. I can't believe how dumb you are...
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Yo momma's such a disgusting whore, she gave the bat COVID. Yeah, it's actually an STD.

Bring it bitches.

*Mic drop*
 
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Napoleon Bonerfart said:
I was looking forward to fat gay camp. Way to ruin my summer asshole
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You don't deserve to be skinny and have a blown out bussy. I will not apologize. You gotta earn it.

Party Hat Wurmple said:
Yo momma is such a slut that when she got pregnant the entire Arizona Cardinals team held a betting pool to see who would get stuck with child support.
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Your mother hates you so much she watches true crime TV shows like "Snapped" and gets off to the thought of killing you.
 
Telerin Quenya Alatáriel said:
You don't deserve to be skinny and have a blown out bussy.
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Do you mean that I have a blown out bussy or that I don't deserve to have one?

Edit: Yes mods. I felt it was important to double post on this matter. You don't have to be so anal all the time. You fucking nazis.
 
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Napoleon Bonerfart said:
I live up to the Greek ideal body type, homo
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Yo momma lives up to the Greek body type. She got creampies from Alpha to Zeta House.

Poppavalyim Andropoff said:
Nice try but come back when yer dick touches your undies
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Yo momma touched my undies. I just wish she didn't pay me to wear them for a month straight before she did.

Telerin Quenya Alatáriel said:
I curse thee - may all your cucumbers go soft and mushy.
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Yo momma's such a whore the cucumber from Veggie Tales is one of her 7 baby daddies.
 
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