Christian Meurin / Sarah Meurin / Schala Zeal / Lindsey Meurin / Harvey Denthead / Vaiovha / Neko Gamer - Vtuber, Creepy Tranny, Incel, Autistic, Cerebral Palsy, Asperger Retard, Fat, "Game dev", Zurvanist, A-log, Wants to cut his dick off, former ReviewTechUSA associate, failed son of a Nickelodeon / Disney animator, Real Life Incarnate of Schala Zeal.

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Christian Meurin / Sarah Meurin / Schala Zeal / Lindsey Meurin / Harvey Denthead / Vaiovha / Neko Gamer
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Who is Schala Zeal / Christian Meurin?
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Schala Zeal / Sarah Meurin, Power Word: Christian Meurin is an autistic vtuber, faggot tranny, porn addicted coomer, and fat manchild that larps as a character from the video game Chrono Trigger and obsesses over lolcows. Despite being thirty seven, Christian has the mentality of a child.

Christian would get roped into the Gordoverse due to Gordon Paille stalking him. After Christian noticed the thread on Kiwi Farms on July 1st, 2024, he would larp as a forum user named @Harvey Denthead in the thread and proceed to a-log the fuck out of Gordon, and as a consequence, Christian would be doxed thereafter. Christian now just constantly lurks Gordon's thread complaining on Twitter while claiming the Gordon thread is his own. Lucky for him, this thread exists now!
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Christian would first become aware of the thread when discussing it with @princeoverkill on Twitter:
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Gay-ops against Kiwi Farms

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@Harvey Denthead is Christian's Kiwi Farms account that he used to do some gay-ops on the forum. Despite joining the Farms on July 4th, 2022, Meurin was not too active or familiar with the forum's culture. He did however become active when Gordon's thread was made, presumably due to past interest/association with Gordon.

Meurin would make multiple comments where he hinted at wanting actual intervention against Gordon, as it would make for more "content":
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Christian attempted to divert the Farm's attention from himself by trying to give them the fake name "Dale Herring".
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Even though Christian made his account in 2022, Christian would try and cowtip on his Kiwi Farms account.
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Christian does not like black people, calling other lolcows niggers.
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In hindsight this is funny because Christian himself has compared being a tranny to being black.
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Meurin would try to go on to do some gay-ops to try and fuck with the forum by pretending he sent pizzas to himself and claim that the Farms was calling his parents and sending them pizzas.
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He would not however give the forum the phone number of "Harvey" as it never happened.
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Christian would get himself banned from the Gordon thread after pretending to cowtip himself, whether this was apart of his "master plan" or not is unclear.
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Kiwi Farms user @Asian tech support and myself included began pointing out that Harvey was Christian himself as the account that was two years old posted nothing until the Gordon thread was made.
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When he realized nobody was falling for his bait anymore, he promptly deleted his posts about being sent pizzas. While explaining this "experiment," he not-so-subtly elaborates on how he doesn't really feel at fault for diverting attention from a person who has admitted to be a "nonce". He would then sperg out on his profile after being called out for his gay-ops, Meurin would say his whole reason for being a cowtipping tranny is that he wanted to put more focus on a pedophile. This is not true however as Christian is a massive narcissist and everything HAS to be about him in his mind.
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Cowtipping

Thirty-seven year old Christian Meurin has yet to figure out how not to humiliate himself in the decade-plus he's been on social media. Christian is an extremely unfunny, cowtipping tranny that does not understand how to read labels even when it's slapped right onto his face. He will continue to beg for attention from lolcows like ReviewTechUSA, boogie2988, and DSP. Something people like Christian will never understand is that when you autistically screech at lolcows, you should always do a self-reflection, because you yourself might suffer from the same things you're pointing the finger at others for.
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Christian bitches at ReviewTechUSA in defense of vtubers while saying he spams ReviewTech's dms, he claims he uses a vtuber avatar because he has stage fright. When the autistic man with cerebral palsy makes his eyes glow red you know he means business.


Meurin himself was an """acquaintence""" of Rich. He obsesses over Richard's man boobs for some odd reason, nobody knows. Christian's humor primarily consists of talking about coomer shit and forty year old men:


Christian also obsesses over Chris Chan while claiming to be the better person. Not only does Christian have autism, asperger's, cerebral palsy, he also suffers from the Magi-chan demon.
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He has made entire hour long videos reading off the cwciki forum using a low quality voice changer. Many of his criticisms of Chris Chan can also be applied to himself.


This is what he looks like by the way, his name is Christian and he wears the classic.
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Trannydom

Like all trannies, Meurin is basically just a porn addicted incel and the whole reason he trooned out is because every concept of what a woman is to him comes from the hentai he watches. Everything Christian obsesses over is a male hobby, however he will tell you that he is in fact a true and honest "woman": Gross, fat, ugly, unappealing, vile, rancid, and deformed perversions of God's vision of what men should become. Wearing tacky chokers, crooked eyeglasses, and hair treatments that will destroy his hair follicles and accelerate his eventual male pattern baldness.
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Christian will continually claim that he's not like the other trannies and that being a transvestite is not his whole identity, yet....
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Christian routinely reads this thread despite it "triggering" him, and often posts responses to us on his various social media accounts. For example: here he says that "All transphobes are kiddy diddlers" as a projection to being a called a pedophile who likes lolicon.
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Something you might have noticed just from a couple of Christian's videos is that he sounds like a creep, and yes, you'd be absolutely correct! Here's Christian's attempt at being a "dommy mommy", he stutters and voice cracks for an entire four minutes and twenty-seven seconds while being a gross coomer.
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And just incase you're wondering, this professional voice actor does NOT allow his voice to be used by AI. His voice is a unique and personal attribute to him.
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Even though Christian is not a true and honest "woman", Christian is married to a thirty-five year old gay man named "James Ottiger", a supposed veteran.
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Because of Christian's fiancé's veteran status, Christian says you can't make fun of him because he is "government property".
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TRUE AND HONEST VETERAN
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Christian claims he can send users of the forum to "the point of no return" at any given moment because he's just THAT smart.
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"This is why your life is already over stalker child, enjoy prison"
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On July 10th 2024, Christian posted on his Twitter account that he would be cutting his penis off to get "female parts".
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Failed Relationship with father

You knew this one was coming, and it shouldn't come as a shock either. Christian is the failed son of a Nickelodeon and Disney animator named Roy Carlo Marie Meurin. Although Christian's father is your average left leaning Biden bro who hates Trump, his relationship with his son Christian is questionable. What can be said though is that Christian really aspires to be just as good at animating as his father is.
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Roy has worked on movies such as "The Iron Giant" , A commercial failure which resulted in Disney switching it's style in animation, thus leaving the people who worked on those kinds of movies in the dust.
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Roy has also worked on other shows such as: "Rocko's modern life", "The Simpsons", and "Mickey Mouse Clubhouse". With such a vast selection of highly acclaimed animations, it is safe to say that Roy has a pretty strong resume. A funny analogy you can make with this is that in the Netflix adaptation of Rocko's modern life, one of the characters has a failed relationship with his son because the son decided to troon out and the father does not accept his son trooning out (Yes that's the actual plot). Roy himself did not work on this adaptation.
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A decade after Roy's continued dwindling animation career, he went through some tough legal battles. On November 17th, 2011, Roy's wife, Christine Linda Meurin filed for a divorce against Roy, The event most likely had a major impact on Christian trooning out. ( Archive )
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In the years following, this divorce would only sour Christian's relationship with his father even further. Christian has a "headstrong" relationship with his father according to him.


From everything we know about Roy Meurin based on Christian's posts alone, it is clearly obvious Roy still holds resentment over the fact that his son is a gay tranny that larps as a character from Chrono Trigger.
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Christian Meurin / Sarah Meurin / Schala Zeal / Lindsey Meurin / Harvey Denthead / Vaiovha / Neko Gamer - PART II

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Christian the Larper

On August 11, 1995, the game Chrono Trigger ( Japanese: クロノ・トリガー ) was released to North America. On that day, something that character designer Akira Toriyama had not had in mind when working on the game is that two decades later a fat autistic man with cerebral palsy would dedicate his life to pretending to be one of his creations, Schala Zeal.
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To say that Christian is not entirely all there, mentally, would be a wild understatement. In fact, Christian is a bag full of mental fuckery. You see, Christian has a problem, he's absolutely addicted to internet forums. He very much believes that he is a real anime girl and has been posting on various forums about being the character Schala Zeal from Chrono Trigger.
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No Christian, you're aren't all there. Far from it...
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Christian has been on this website since he was SIXTEEN YEARS OLD. Christian stays up all night and posts on his troon forum to an audience of autistic people like himself.
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Luckily for us, we have a full archive of every post Christian has posted on this forum!

Christian has been bitching at people since 2010 that he IS literally Schala Zeal and if you don't agree you're telling him how to live his life! In reality, Christian is a man child that was abandoned by his father and has never been able to accept the word "no".
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He has even tried to legally change his name "Schala Zeal"
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Christian's narcissism does not end there though, no. Christian has claimed in the past that he is the descendant of a 16th century German emperor. Now, to answer your question: is this true? No, it's not. Christian has changed this story multiple times, even going as far as to say that he is the descendant of a French queen instead of a German emperor.
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Of course, Christian was an autogynephile before it was cool, he even wanted to cut his penis and donate it. Christian's parents did not approve of this for obvious reasons.
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Christian the Pedophile



Christian has said both here and on Twitter that he does not like kids and finds them to be annoying. This seems to be not true however as Christian has a long history of gooning to lolicon, shotacon, interactions with minors, and overall sexual deviancy.
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Christian, despite claiming he hates lolicon, jacks off to lolicon.
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Christian has went under the alias of many other different anime characters, such as "Laphicet Crowe" with the Facebook username "NebuHiiEjamu"
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If you're asking what evidence I have that supports that this is Christian, the account is not only into coding, modeling, web forums, anime, and asking for personal armies, but he has also admitted to having cerebral palsy.
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Here we see him fantasizing about sex between two ten years olds.
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Christian has volunteered to manage a story time reading to children despite claiming he hates children.
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I support this thread, both because schalas got some funny shit, and because we can hopefully have less schala updates in the gordo thread, and more expanding the gordoverse. Just another step toward charting the insanity. (no easy task)

I said this in the gordo thread, but theres memetic magic in that the 2 black guys in yellow shirts look similar to sonichu ears, while schala was dressed like chris chan. Funnier picture the more you look
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Can't believe I'm saying this but his troonsona suffered such a downgrade, aside from the completely out of place tits and belly, the fist one had almost pleasant coloring and style, the new one is a complete eyesore. I'm not sure if it's the colors, the glasses, the 3D, or the fact that its face is so squashed with no upwards pointing fury ears to offset it. Without even hearing his voice, something about that stupid elf makes me want to smack it with a thick book.
Holy shit that gives the same vibes as For My Sweetest Ivy, they basically have the same voice
 
How do trannies always get connections everywhere, especially to children?
I assume nepobabies have never dealt with consequences so they need to troon out in order to feel special

it annoys me how trannies for some reason say "i don't always bring it up" but proceeds to BRING IT UP MULTIPLE TIMES

GUYS, I AM THE FAILED SON OF A FAMOUS ANIMATOR
 
I assume nepobabies have never dealt with consequences so they need to troon out in order to feel special
It's an issue of affluence and internet exposure. I'd argue the relationship with that dad isn't too bad, because there hasn't been a brutal beating over this behavior. Then again, maybe he doesn't care enough to DO the beating.
 
the christian weston chandler treatment?
Yes, very much that. Lack of supervision as well as the spheres the person traveled probably contributed to how they behave now. Going off the deep end on perversion without any sort of anchoring or self-awareness, while essentially being a drag artist who's confused parodying a woman with feeling like a woman.

People who have had severe internet exposure and porn introduction can probably be put into two categories. Those who separate fantasy and reality, and those stuck in their lived experience on the internet. Schala would be the latter.

Christian (the OG) more or less went down the same path, but with way more people pushing him to do dumber and dumber things with no firm voice to shut it down until his dad stepped in. Then his dad died and, well.

Things turned pretty un-okay pretty fucking quickly.
 
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