Trump Derangement Syndrome - Orange man bad. Read the OP! (ᴛʜɪs ᴛʜʀᴇᴀᴅ ɪs ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴋɪᴡɪ ғᴀʀᴍs ʀᴇᴠɪᴇᴡs ɴᴏᴡ) 🗿🗿🗿🗿

More salty, salty desperation from the "98.2 percent chance of a lizard presidency" website:

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Good lord, the :optimistic: ratings are through the roof! :story:

Slowboat to China said:
The Farms is truly my happy place right now.
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The Kiwi Farms are our safe space. Instead of puppies and coloring books, we have lolcows and shitposting.
 
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Munchingonfish said:
Minor Canadian buttrage. Months ago some deplorable made a video of Trump dancing set to Never Come Down, an electro-pop track by Toronto-based siblings Brave Shores. When Trump won the election, it became an autoplay on /pol/, with the Trump version quickly surpassing the official video's view count. At first the group seemed chill enough, claiming monetization on the Trump video but saying they didn't support him. Then they issued a copyright strike. The guy who made the Trump version looks exactly how'd you expect.

As do the nasty hippies in the official music video:
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So in the end, they now lost potential money by removing the video 0and the video is now everywhere instead? haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Good.
 
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OwO What's This? said:
I've made a little salt list of notable lolcows / famous / internet famous people that were either covered in this thread or that I just personally know about. It's by no means comprehensive, but I thought it might be useful. Lemme know if I missed anyone obvious.

MIFFED
Chip Cheezum (Lets Player)
Slowbeef (Lets Player)
Total Biscuit (Lets Player) [Was Nuclear]

ANNOYED
Jim Sterling (Youtuber)

SALTY
kc green (Artist)
Stephen Colbert (Celebrity)

LITERALLY SHAKING
Alison Rapp (Lolcow)
Andrew Dobson (Artist/Lolcow)
General Ironicus (Lets Player)
John Oliver (Celebrity)
Voidburger (Lets Player)

NUCLEAR
Bob Chipman (Youtuber)
Brianna Wu (Journalist...?)
Colby Claus (Lolcow)
Christian Weston Chandler (Lolcow)
"El Primero" (Lolcow)
Joss Whedon (Celebrity)
Wil Wheaton (Celebrity)
Zoe Quinn (Lolcow)

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Shmorky (Artist/Lolcow)

NOT SALTY
DarkSydePhil (Lets Player/Lolcow)

"TRAITORS"
Bernie Sanders (Politician)
JonTron (Youtuber)
Oprah Winfrey (Celebrity)
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Hillary Clinton (Politician/Reptilian)
She hid in her hotel room when it became obvious Trump was the winner, so possibly Literally Shaking or Nuclear. We know for sure she's Salty because she is blaming Comey for her loss.
 
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GREEDY FIREMAN said:
Hillary Clinton (Politician/Reptilian)
She hid in her hotel room when it became obvious Trump was the winner, so possibly Literally Shaking or Nuclear. We know for sure she's Salty because she is blaming Comey for her loss.
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How many assassins did Hillary send for Comey while she was raging in her hotel suite?
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Walter Temple said:
Perpetually braying professional Internet Feminist Melissa McEwan has been determinedly lashing out at the idea that the Democratic Party should reconnect with working class voters. While even other Trump-despising feminists at least try to be pragmatic.
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Walter Temple said:
Perpetually braying professional Internet Feminist Melissa McEwan has been determinedly lashing out at the idea that the Democratic Party should reconnect with working class voters. While even other Trump-despising feminists at least try to be pragmatic.
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What if you started on a diet, you fat cunt?
 
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They live in Oregon. Unless they're Trump supporters protesting anti-Trump supporters, their vote really wouldn't have mattered anyway. That state, and the Portland area in particular, was always Hillary's.

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Freddy Krueger: The College Football Years

Canadian Cringe
 
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Probably on-topic, local news had a bit about buzzfeed saying that some randos at Facebook hq are concerned about how "fake news" may have negatively influenced the election, and google's also very concerned about "fake news".
I'm sure there's only the most omniscient and impartial interns on this to determine who's fake.
 
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