Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

What a nasty inauthentic bitch she is, her latest video is most certainly for her insurance.

I really don't pity her at all any more. Going back 2-3 years I wanted to see her pull through, but now she's revealed herself to be truly unlikeable, dishonest and manipulative, I truly don't care how bad it gets for her.

This whole new arc is exceptional entertainment.
 
She eats so fucking much prepackaged/processed shit. I never thought of myself as a whole foods advocate, but Jesus Christ, lady. So many baggies of junk and fortified "shakes" and "protein added" bullshit. That stuff is so fucking terrible for you; recently there was some big study showing that all ultra-processed food, even when it's "healthy" ultra-processed food, causes cardiovascular issues.

I know this video is performative as fuck (and I imagine she bought all the veggies pre-chopped and sealed in plastic), but it would do her system so much good to just eat some normal stuff.
 
She's correct, that's one big ass salad bowl. Holy fuck this woman don't know how to portion.
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Also, love her little "how to insurance fraud vid".
brava anna!
 
That’s really cute. Now I wanna see the real shit, where’s her bar/pub supply of wine and spirits at.
She gives herself away even when she's not trying. She made herself an entire pint of froyo, I don't care what the ingredients are that's at least a 400 calorie "little snack" and could be as high as 800. Those stupid protein snacks are just super processed hyper palatable sodium vehicles to mindlessly toss back.

The stuff that had actual unprocessed food like her salad and pitas looked like it came straight out of a delivery kit. So much for her home made "just how she likes it" arc. Not that it was ever anything other than social media sophistry.
 
She gives herself away even when she's not trying. She made herself an entire pint of froyo, I don't care what the ingredients are that's at least a 400 calorie "little snack" and could be as high as 800. Those stupid protein snacks are just super processed hyper palatable sodium vehicles to mindlessly toss back.

The stuff that had actual unprocessed food like her salad and pitas looked like it came straight out of a delivery kit. So much for her home made "just how she likes it" arc. Not that it was ever anything other than social media sophistry.
She admits she hasn’t tried some of the foods she eats in the video. It’s all stuff she bought for the show.
 
Can a deathfat take a bite of anything without smearing it on her face? She tried to look smug and superior but she ended up looking like Chantal.

And that “what I eat in a day” needs to be retitled “what a deathfat thinks normal healthy eating looks like.” Because omg, that is a LOT of food and snacks and very little looks like normal portions or healthy. And we know she doubled that amount of food.

I came across this video on YouTube. I rarely watch lives as I hate the stopping to read comments, but that doesn’t happen in this one.

Why doing liposuction without an anesthesiologist is cutting corners.


Edit, it won’t let me inline it sorry.
 
She gives herself away even when she's not trying.
Let’s do the math, shall we?

Liquid IV 15 calories
Ratio yogurt 170c
Nutty bar 160c
Core power 170c

Hummus pizza 482c
I found a very similar recipe for a 9” hummus and veggie pizza which is about the size and substance of the THREE* Anna ate.

Gogo squeeze 60c

Catalina crunch (you know she ate the whole bag) 675c

The big* salad (leaving out the veggies):
Cup of chickpeas 729
Cup of dried cranberries 373
Cup of feta 396
Cup chicken 231
Ken’s lite vinaigrette 6 tbsp 210
(Just fucking ridiculous)

Pumpkin spice frozen yogurt pint 300-500c

*This whole vid illustrates that Anna has no sense of portion control. She thinks “healthy” and thus can eat a ton of it, when that only works for celery.

Grand total: 4071

Goddamn. And that’s what she showed.
 
"At least SOMEONE is tryin' to get SOME!", she manically guffaws and wheezes.

This is a nearly 40 year old woman, folks. She makes cringey sexual innuendo jokes at every turn, no matter whether she is in public, private, strangers or acquaintances. Even when other people around her are visibly uncomfortable.

That's why the theory of her being asexual has never made sense to me. It's obvious as hell that Anna is horny and desperate and makes sex jokes that 13 year old boys wouldn't find giggle worthy.
 
Goddamn. And that’s what she showed.
Right? Where are the 2-3 extra extra large Starbeetus coffee infused milkshakes (add another 2k calories) we know she consumes daily? What about the alcohol? I'm also quite sure there's little bites of this and that all day she forgets about, because that's how all deathfats do.

And then there's midianoche, her midnight binge fest which is surely a nightly occurrence after her drinking.
 
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