Would you hire a plumber with a poo fetish?

If the plumber is a Pajeet, then yes; if a tranny, fuck no.
 
Neo-Nazi Rich Evans said:
what makes you think that a jeet would know about plumbing?
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They use poo as a plumbing method and lick 'em. Jokes aside, hell no.
Pick a wyatt man to do plumbing instead. As long they get their job done.
 
At least such a plumber wouldn't be fazed by working with toilet pipes.

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(also wat)
 
HyperboreanRightsActivist said:
What if you caught them licking your pipes (no, not like that, you sicko)?
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Dude, please explain to me how the phrase "caught them licking your pipes" could not be construed as something horrifying in this context.


I just realized that might be a possibility, I am now horrified and distrusting of all plumbers. Thank God I know how to fix everything in my house myself. Unlike half the useless faggots in this world larping as men, who can't even unclog a drain or change a tire, themselves.
 
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No, but someone I know ended up hiring a convicted sex offender to install windows in their house. Daily reminder to do a background check on any contractor before you hire them....the company this piece of shit worked for had zero information online - probably a pseudonym for some job corp.
 
Let's say I hire one. All is good, he has passion, skill and knowledge, I watch him work. The clog goes away, I pay. Then, to show respect for his work and he for my payment, we try to shake hands, as is customary when all is good with a deal. Alas, the moment he extends his arm the poo he took to pleasure himself with later falls from his sleeve onto my shoes. This is pure embarrassment and is unwise; despite his good work all that was well turns to shit. This is unacceptable.
 
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No because he's going to intentionally fuck up his job so he has an excuse to get off to the poo that's now leaking through the toilet pipes. I've SEEN what people with actual talent that get wrapped up in fetishes turn out like. You want to hire the plumber equivalent of fucking PAMPERCHU to deal with your shit situation? By all means go ahead but don't say I didn't fucking warn you.
 
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The Lawgiver said:
No because he's going to intentionally fuck up his job so he has an excuse to get off to the poo that's now leaking through the toilet pipes. I've SEEN what people with actual talent that get wrapped up in fetishes turn out like. You want to hire the plumber equivalent of fucking PAMPERCHU to deal with your shit situation? By all means go ahead but don't say I didn't fucking warn you.
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Yes, you hire a shit-eater to clean out stables or sewers or something along those lines. The fetish has to align with the task or else it'll be a disaster. Exhibitionists are a no-go because it stops being a plumber's crack once the whole ass is out.

I guess for a plumber you want somebody into robots or snakemen or what the fuck ever. Really not easy to find one that lines up.
 
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Your Starter for 10 said:
I don't think there's another option is there?
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You hire some guys like the Mario Bros. like any other sane individual, that's the "other option". What you think some fucker named SCAPELLI is gonna do a better job? The guy's name is one letter away from being "SCATelli"!
 
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