Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[The Judean People's Front]

the theory of her being asexual has never made sense to me

It makes some sense to me, only because you can't be that fucking huge without it completely destroying your body's natural hormone balance. And diabetes (I know she totally doesn't have it) causes neuropathy in the crotch.

Plus, with those thighs, could anything even get in there? Hands included? She might truly not enjoy sex because of the stress it puts on her body - hence, functional asexuality but with lots of horny jokes.

 

[misscunthus]

Cup of chickpeas 729

Something went wrong here, it's probably about half of that. Not that it would make much of a dent in the overall calories ....

I don’t know what’s worse, her smug look in the post or her long winded explanation

I'd be sooo embarassed! She's like a fat little kid who threw a massive fit after mommy said no to ice cream two dozen times, so now the vendor feels sorry for her and fat little Anna gets a free scoop of ice cream as comfort.

 

[Angry New Ager]

I audibly gasped when I saw her manhandle that big glass bowl. I think I have the same kind at home and it's a 1-gallon size. Thasabigbitch.

NGL, I eat the occasional Big Ass Salad (with a hunk of meat) out of a bowl that size. But I don't have to hold the bowl up above camera-eye level for anybody to see the actual fucking greens (which, in this case, appears to be a thin layer of shredded iceberg, swimming in dressing).

There is plenty of good stuff on that salad; I don't see any individual ingredient that's a problem in itself. But the sheer quantity of the combined chicken and legumes and cheese is just crazy, and you know she doused it in dressing.

She ordered all of that stuff pre-cut (and maybe even the entire salad pre-made, given how neatly it's arranged), because she hasn't developed the knife skills (much less the patience) to cut everything that small and that evenly. And yeah, I can understand not wanting to do the work herself, but in the unlikely event she ever gets serious about unfucking her diet, she's going to need to learn because the only way you can exert complete control over what goes into your food is to make nearly all of it yourself. And she's one of those people who should be paying close attention to everything that goes into her mouth.

Notice how this patient has a completely flat back.:
http://img4.imagetitan.com/img.php?image=27_lipedemadiagnosis.jpg
There is no type of lipoedema that leads to fat rolls on your back.

The very first time I saw a woman with lipedema was in Costco maybe 15 years ago. She looked completely normal from the waist up, but there was an abrupt change right at waist level, and everything below it was multiple sizes larger. Think of a size 4 up top and a size 16-18 on the bottom.

I remember at the time thinking, "She's not just some fatty; this is not normal; there's got to be some condition that causes this," because it was just so strange-looking. So I googled when I got home, and that was my intro to lipedema, which included at least one photo of some poor woman who had ended up anorexic trying to diet away her huge lower body, only to end up haggard and starved up top and still big on the bottom.

So Anna blaming lipedema for all her fat came perilously close to making me MATI. Like, no. Fuck, no. I knew it was a lie the second it came out of her mouth. And as terrible as actual lipedema is, any sympathy I might have had for her completely evaporated, along with any lingering ability to trust anything she might claim about her health.

Chantal Anna lies and is fat and I would not have sex with her.

 

[Soloxine]

Let’s do the math, shall we?

Liquid IV 15 calories
Ratio yogurt 170c
Nutty bar 160c
Core power 170c

Hummus pizza 482c
I found a very similar recipe for a 9” hummus and veggie pizza which is about the size and substance of the THREE* Anna ate.

Gogo squeeze 60c

Catalina crunch (you know she ate the whole bag) 675c

The big* salad (leaving out the veggies):
Cup of chickpeas 729
Cup of dried cranberries 373
Cup of feta 396
Cup chicken 231
Ken’s lite vinaigrette 6 tbsp 210
(Just fucking ridiculous)

Pumpkin spice frozen yogurt pint 300-500c

*This whole vid illustrates that Anna has no sense of portion control. She thinks “healthy” and thus can eat a ton of it, when that only works for celery.

Grand total: 4071

Goddamn. And that’s what she showed.

Excuse you. She needs that for HEALING. I mean, she’s a super healer and like, already healed, but she needs to heal more, definitely not lose weight!

 

[OttoWest]

Something went wrong here, it's probably about half of that. Not that it would make much of a dent in the overall calories ....

You’re right, I think I did can instead of cup because she had a whole ass can on the counter.

 

[blue gopher snakes]

Are we the “corner of the internet” Anna was referring to in her spite bagel post? That would be delightful.

Also, how is she SO smug and obnoxious that she manages to become the “spent one semester abroad in Paris and makes it her entire personality forever” girl about having a single surgery? Like. LOTS of people have surgery and they don’t bring it up into every single conversation for the rest of their lives.

 

[Pussyworth]

Nothing brings Anna more joy than when she's eating. You can tell by the look on her face.
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This is definitely NOT the flex she thinks it is

 

[Chococat3012]

Anna is not asexual, she just didn’t developed/matured in this way. Reasons:
- childhood trauma she cried about once + daddy issues
-unattractiveness, especially for last couple of years
-being unhygienic and gross
-at the same time strange and delusional high self esteem - she is probably attracted only to hot guys
-incapacity to form relationships like family, friends, romantic
-horrible nasty obnoxious personality that in my opinion makes below points impossible to solve via therapy etc

 

[GenociderSyo]

Remember Anna is the woman who while sexually harassing people in Sprinklr would complain to HR that people were harassing her.

 

[NoReturn]

I remember at the time thinking, "She's not just some fatty; this is not normal; there's got to be some condition that causes this," because it was just so strange-looking. So I googled when I got home, and that was my intro to lipedema, which included at least one photo of some poor woman who had ended up anorexic trying to diet away her huge lower body, only to end up haggard and starved up top and still big on the bottom.

This is almost exactly how I learned about it, too, all the way down to the photo.

Spoiler: This is it, right?

 

[lemon_zest]

why do you think there are 729 calories in a cup of chickpeas? it’s like 150?
not that it negates the overall over-consumption but still

Let’s do the math, shall we?

Liquid IV 15 calories
Ratio yogurt 170c
Nutty bar 160c
Core power 170c

Hummus pizza 482c
I found a very similar recipe for a 9” hummus and veggie pizza which is about the size and substance of the THREE* Anna ate.

Gogo squeeze 60c

Catalina crunch (you know she ate the whole bag) 675c

The big* salad (leaving out the veggies):
Cup of chickpeas 729
Cup of dried cranberries 373
Cup of feta 396
Cup chicken 231
Ken’s lite vinaigrette 6 tbsp 210
(Just fucking ridiculous)

 

[keke]

Are we the “corner of the internet” Anna was referring to in her spite bagel post? That would be delightful.

It’s the boring reaction channels she’s talking about. She’s mentioned them a couple times actually, including one random video where she mentioned her hate-watchers. She’s been more aware than people think for a while because the ALR crowd all talk the same and cannot shut the fuck up.

 

[Barbarella]

The big* salad (leaving out the veggies):
Cup of chickpeas 729
Cup of dried cranberries 373
Cup of feta 396
Cup chicken 231
Ken’s lite vinaigrette 6 tbsp 210
(Just fucking ridiculous

I also saw some lunch meat ham or turkey in there. We saw feta but nobody is going to convince me a 600 lb woman does not have buried shredded cheese in there.

I know she thinks she’s showing us her normal “I’m not dieting” day, but it’s crazy that she eats so many times a day. Like all woman her size, she thinks it’s normal to have breakfast, mid-morning snack, lunch, afternoon snack, dinner, dessert, TV watching snack. Even if it was all light foods, like she tried to convince us, normal people don’t eat all day. And it’s stuff out of bags: chips or protein whatever, it’s all processed food that causes inflammation.

God forbid she grab a peach or plum (it’s summer) if you feel peckish. Nope, Anna just showed us that she believes planning for and eating 7 times a day is perfectly normal.

I once said going anywhere with a fat is horrible because all they want to do is eat. You go on a trip to an exotic city with a fat and you spend 4 hours of your day in restaurants and the rest checking out food stands. Sightseeing after lunch? No time for that, we might not be back in time for dinner. Hey! There is a candy stand over there!

I have no medical knowledge, but that skinny woman with the bloated legs looks like she has lymphedema to me, not lipedema. Probably I’m wrong, but those legs look more like bloated swelling than fat. Poor thing, either one would be rough and in this case, clearly not her fault. but I bet even with her legs she’s in far better shape and more mobile than Anna, who let it get to 600 lbs.

If Anna hasn’t heard of Kiwi Farms before, she soon will if girl world sinks in. She never struck me as a forum type but she won’t miss reactors. I know a couple have found her, Blue Dancer and Colin Mockery, neither of which I can stand. But Pulpy? Is he new to Anna? He’s more engrained in reacting and girl world, and if he does it, others are sure to follow and Kiwi will come up. Gonna be a lot of tears and many nights of stress eating when she finds this thread.

 

[Glitterz my spirit animal]

. But Pulpy? Is he new to Anna?

Pulpy covers her occasionally and more frequently as Chantal gets boring. He covered her target video, and the whole running arc, and he also did that weird video she did around Christmas. He used to be more sympathetic to her but he’s become much more snarky. (He’s also covered Alex Rodriguez on a rare occasion)
Yaba has covered her once or twice when she’s been asked repeatedly in chat.

 

[pink cigarettes]

I don’t know what’s worse, her smug look in the post or her long winded explanation View attachment 6182611View attachment 6182612

"I publicly threw a tantrum so a company sent me food to placate me. Take that, haters!"
Yikes
And how is this any of this ("a voluntary cosmetic surgery I'm pretending is necessary was in a few days!!!") an excuse or explanation? For filming a meltdown, editing it, deciding it's a good idea to post, at no point going "you know what, this is way too extra", then sharing it with the world?

Anna's KF description is spot on. She will do anything to avoid a single negative emotion, and this lipidema schtick is really working for her. It must be if she's comfortable scarfing down a bagel and bragging about it, when meanwhile she verges on being too fat to walk ever again.

 

[The Queen of Autists]

W

Pulpy covers her occasionally and more frequently as Chantal gets boring. He covered her target video, and the whole running arc, and he also did that weird video she did around Christmas. He used to be more sympathetic to her but he’s become much more snarky. (He’s also covered Alex Rodriguez on a rare occasion)
Yaba has covered her once or twice when she’s been asked repeatedly in chat.

Alan Roberts has covered her a ton of times.

 

[maybe a pigeon]

I don’t watch Obese to Beast, but I’d be amazed if he hadn’t covered her. Pretty sure she’d be in GOMI and GuruGossiper, too. I discovered her before the Times Square bikini arc, but have only jumped into this thread because ALR and Chantal are dying (figuratively and literally.)

Two observations: somebody should take Anna’s claim of always having had a beautiful face and make one of those Old Spice advertisements, using pre-weight loss Adele, (or Carnie Wilson or Tess Holliday.) “Look at your face. Now look at Adele. Now look at your face. Now look at Adele.” Because I’m sorry, her head is so ridiculously long, narrow, sallow, and out of proportion to her body that she looks like a #2 Ticonderoga pencil with a few strands of badly bleached greasy hair glued on top.

Second, that “what I eat in a day when recovering from being thigh-mastered” video isn’t the flex she thinks it is. She lost me at three humus pizzas, and then she ate a gallon of salad and a pint of ice cream. So healthy. Sure, Anna.

 

[Programmer Socks]

God the performative smirking and gurning for the camera in that bagel eating video, I can't imagine a life where everything is done for a reaction from people I don't even know. She is totally lost behind the eyes. Obviously she wolfed the lot of those bagels down in one sitting and sluiced them down with a bottle of wine, then the anxiety/face-picking increases, hangover/comfort eating kicks in again and soon enough another full sheet cake is making its final journey to Anna's drooling gaping maw.

Her nights must be so dark and lonely. The contemplation about what she's done to herself and the moment-to-moment struggle of being alone at that size must be utterly crushing and devastating.

This arc is moving so fast it's hard to predict what will actually cause the next huge meltdown - agony from surgery, fallout with surgeon/doctors, increased immobility, backlash from internet snark, there's so much potential for catastrophe here.

 

[Glitterz my spirit animal]

I think she’s recovering fairly well (all things considered) and I think it’s going to lead to her getting the next surgery too soon and it’s going to be a lot harder to recover from surgery 2. This is especially true if she keeps eating things that cause inflammation. Then, we will see a breakdown. “My body is not handling this surgery as well” blah blah.

 

[keke]

I hate the way they (body positiv) people talk about their bodies. It’s never, “I have a paper cut, ow” it’s “my body experienced a laceration and is healing the best way it can, it’s easy to get frustrated but I remember how much my body does for me and appreciate its healing effort” as if their body is entirely out of their control and not the direct manifestation of themselves. Or the usual “my body is changing“ over “I lost some weight.” It’s so weird.