Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

[toilet_rainbow]

Polissa was live at the riverbank, fanning herself with one of her hand fans and saying "and here comes another boat" every few minutes.

Basically it was nearly an hour of those two things, plus:

• “It’s 96 degrees in Alabama!”
• “Peace is free!”
• "This [the Tennessee River] is also called the singing river!"
• “Can you see the crane [too far off in the distance to see]???”
• Ranting about lurkers at her lives and haydurs lurking in general and both messing with the algorithm

Did I mention “and here comes another boat” yet? Or how “peace is free?” Or how she slipped into Blanche voice halfway through? No? Now you know. Just tell me if you saw the craaaaaannneee

(In the future, I will probably just drop a random clip from the stream unless it’s a particularly interesting one. But this should really give an idea of how inane her lives are. Wait, wait- and here comes another boat!)

 

[scumfuck]

"I've always wanted to visit the UK. Turkey is a bucket list of mine" what a great conversationalist

I'm also confused as to why she calls them "sea glass fans" when they have no sea glass.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

"I've always wanted to visit the UK. Turkey is a bucket list of mine" what a great conversationalist

I'm also confused as to why she calls them "sea glass fans" when they have no sea glass.

Maybe it’s a cutesy marketing name? Ty Warner had Beanie Babies, Xavier Roberts had Cabbage Patch Kids, Polly has her Sea Glass Fans?

Regardless of the reason, she is sure convinced that they are her “niche” despite only selling one to Tyler’s girlfriend. The real fun is if/when she tries to sell online and ship.



She posted more than a live at the river today. Both address female reproductive issues.

First is mostly old news if you’ve followed Polly for a while. She debates on whether her hysterectomy was worth it almost two years later. (tl;dr: guess so? On estradiol but it doesn’t do much for her mood or mental state beyond a point. No more periods is nice, though, “phantom cramps” be damned. Also wishes she could’ve had children before yeeting and wonders if her chemical laden feminine protection prevented her from having them.)

Second is more interesting. Had been wondering when she would discuss this. She did reference the most recent headlines in the second half of the last video, but it’s the main focus here. She is furious.

She is no longer convinced that titanium dioxide in menstrual products made her infertile. No, it was the LED lead and arsenic in them that made her infertile, made her develop PCOS and endometriosis, caused her miscarriage… Surely some brave lawyers will take her case so she can fight the government and big companies that robbed her and other women the right to be mothers? Ladies, stand up!

 

[FatalTater]

I thought of looking back through the thread to see if I was remembering that Polissa had a hysterectomy due to fear of unwanted pregnancy and how that ties in with her now grumbling about infertility but then I realized that I don't care.

I am just SO SO SO glad that this worthless beast didn't have any kids.
It's the silver lining on the fart cloud of Polissa's life.

 

[McSneaks]

Her brain really is as smooth as that massive layer of fat surrounding her entire body huh? she has literally no interesting thoughts, nothing to say, has a simplistic grasp of thinking in general "look duh boat. look duh nother boat. look duh boat". She's an actual LITERAL waste of space she contributes nothing to anything not even a remotely passionate conversation. If she wasn't such a purposely worthless piece of shit it would almost be sad

I thought of looking back through the thread to see if I was remembering that Polissa had a hysterectomy due to fear of unwanted pregnancy and how that ties in with her now grumbling about infertility but then I realized that I don't care.

I am just SO SO SO glad that this worthless beast didn't have any kids.
It's the silver lining on the fart cloud of Polissa's life.

I'm pretty sure it had literally nothing to do with a fear of unwanted pregnancy. And with the fit she throws about MUH ABORTION she would have loved to get some babies sucked out. That's the main reason she would be "upset" about infertility because she ties it to her obsession with the abortion rules (that don't and have never affected her life).

This is the same stupid bitch that was having a meltdown because they were playing lullabies in the fucking newborn section in the hospital and it triggered muh anxiety

 

[a hapless toad]

Also wishes she could’ve had children before yeeting and wonders if her chemical laden feminine protection prevented her from having them.)

She is no longer convinced that titanium dioxide in menstrual products made her infertile. No, it was the LED lead and arsenic in them that made her infertile, made her develop PCOS and endometriosis, caused her miscarriage

Nah, it's just because fat.

 

[Stroppy Trollop]

Does Piss ever wonder about all the junk food she's crammed (and continues to cram) in to her gaping piehole over the years? Was any of that unhealthy and/or poisonous? Did it affect her negatively in any way? How about all the dirty, pesticide-laced weed she's smoked for decades? Any connection between laying around like a goddamned walrus every day and how she's feeling physically? Is there a correlation between being a gigantically fat, stupid, lazy slob and poor health outcomes?
Nah... it was just the arsenic-dipped tampons.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Regardless of the reason, she is sure convinced that they are her “niche” despite only selling one to Tyler’s girlfriend. The real fun is if/when she tries to sell online and ship.

Polissa had better figure out logistics before she orders a bunch of paint and blanks.

If she doesn't have a lot of fans lined up... she's gonna have a lot of fans.

 

[candleman]

Highlighted thread tourist here, but I think the ADHD mobility thing comes from the fact that people with autism often also have hypermobility. Typical TikTok shenanigans have people believing ADHD and autism are basically the same thing so couch psychologists either got the two mixed up or think that if one has it then the other has it too.

I looked it up out of curiosity and it is actually true that people with ADHD, and Tourette's as well, are more likely to have hypermobility. Do I think Pissa has either ADHD or hypermobility though? Doubt

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

Pissa and Joh could never have afforded a kid! Wtaf? Could you imagine raising a kid in a ramshackle trailer with no plumbing, a million cats and holes in the floor? I think out of all the retarded or narcissistic deathfats, Pissa is the most delusional.

 

[FatalTater]

Pissa and Joh could never have afforded a kid!

In America? el oh el.
You know the minute a positive pregnancy test happened, Polissa would have been signing up for extra food stamps, WIC, Section 8 housing, hitting up every church and charity for baby items, etc etc. She would have used that kid to wring every crumb of goodwill from the community and the internet. PLUS! she could have gotten pity points if she whined about morning sickness, being tired, having backaches, and you just know she would have developed some mystery complications that made her Even More Special.
Speaking of special, she would have made sure doctors noticed any little oddity about the kid after it was born, especially the sorts of things that can get the parents an SSI check in the kid's name.
Polissa could have been living ghetto fabulous on all those benefits. That's likely what she gets sad about when she thinks of her inability to reproduce.

 

[Randomrando]

Pissa and Joh could never have afforded a kid!

No no no, you misunderstand how this works. Children come with government tugboats, if Polissa had popped out some spawn the government would most likely be housing them at this point and giving her $X extra a month, especially once she got them all their separate tugboats for the autism and adhd they're all going to have.

If anything not having children was financially irresponsible of them if they wanted to live dirt poor and lazy.

Edit: Ninja'd

 

[Angry New Ager]

Pissa and Joh could never have afforded a kid! Wtaf? Could you imagine raising a kid in a ramshackle trailer with no plumbing, a million cats and holes in the floor? I think out of all the retarded or narcissistic deathfats, Pissa is the most delusional.

Had Polissa and Josh ever had a kid, her sob story would be all about how the state took the child away and terminated their parental rights just because she and Josh were poor and couldn't afford a nice house, a big SUV, and expensive food.

The real story, which might come out in dribs and drabs if sympathetic questioners caught her in the right mood (or she was gunning extra hard for pity donations) would involve a villainous landlord who allowed their home to be overrun with mold, roaches, and bedbugs; a medical system that unfairly judges poor parents; an evil neighbor who told lies about abuse; Josh losing his temper at inopportune moments; a corrupt child welfare system that profits from stealing children from their parents and adopting them out; various family members for not stepping up to take the child in; inadequate government benefits that didn't cover the cost of raising a kid—on and on and on, with everybody else to blame but poor, blameless Mama Bear Polissa, who did her best.

That these two never had kids, and never will, is a fine thing.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Polissa is not done with Tampongate. She posted a five minute rant where she blamed arsenic and lead in menstrual products on not just her reproductive issues, but also literally every health problem she has ever had. She is planning to Karen the fuck out of her doctor over it. She also wants to file a class action lawsuit. Brave lawyers, where are you?!

The level of ass pulling here is fucking amazing. My favorite claim of hers is that if you have to get excess thick skin removed during pedicures, then it's very likely because you were a victim of arsenic poisoning.

Spoiler: REVENGE

So, uh, with the whole TamponGate 2024, I got really curious at what lead poisoning symptoms are and what arsenic poisoning symptoms are! So let's dive in, shall we? And I'm gonna check off as we go of all the ones I've experienced!

High blood pressure? Check! Joint and muscle pain? Check! Difficulties with memory or concentration? Check!

Now these first three? I was diagnosed with high blood pressure at 19 years old! Not half the size I am now!

[note: Polissa looked like this at 19

]

I was told then, "you have high blood pressure due to allergies!"

At 25, I was diagnosed with fibromyalgia, the joint and muscle pain! Fibromyalgia is a catch-all diagnosis! We all know it! They have a new test for fibromyalgia out that's for uh, Substance P [?], 'cause apparently we lack it! Gonna go into a deep dive on that much later on! Might have to make another video!

Difficulties with memory or concentration! Now, I've been told I was ADHD! Diagnosed at age 25! I've always had problems with memory and concentration!

Headache? Check! Headaches since I was a kid! Abdominal pain? Check! Consistent, constant, didn't start until my twenties! Mood disorders--oh, lord! I've never been diagnosed with a mood disorder! Lightning- let me move before lightning strikes me! Um, and miscarriage, stillbirth, or premature birth in pregnant women? Miscarriage!

Well! That was every single one of those! Let's check the arsenic poisoning!

The immediate symptoms of acute arsenic poisoning include vomiting, abdominal pain, and diarrhea! How many ladies out there on a monthly basis are throwing up with your cycle? That ain't normal! Um, these are followed by numbness and tingling of the extremities, muscle cramping?! Gee! And in extreme cases, death!

The first symptoms of long term exposure to high levels of inorganic arsenic, for example, through drinking water or food or YOUR TAMPONS, are usually observed in the skin, including pigmentation changes, skin lesions, and hard patches on the palms and soles of the feet known as hyperkeratosis! Ladies, do you have to get those pedicures every couple weeks 'cause that thick skin on the bottom of your feet keeps coming back and it's just thick and gross? Yeah! Might wanna have yourself checked for arsenic poisoning!

*exasperated sigh* This occurs after a minimum of five years of exposure to arsenic at a consistent basis! And it may be a precursor to skin cancer!

Other adverse effects of arsenic are dev-- developmental effects, diabetes, pulmonary disease, and cardiovascular disease! Arsenic induced myocardial infarctions in particular can be a significant cause of excess mortality!

Arsenic is also associated with adverse pregnancy outcomes and infant mortality, with impacts on child health, and exposure in utero and in early childhood has been linked to mortality in young adults due to multiple cancers, lung disease, heart disease, kidney failures! Numerous studies have demonstrated negative impacts of arsenic exposure on cognitive development, intelligence, and memory!

I don't know about you ladies, but if you checked out the significant number of any of those symptoms, it might be a time that we all start demanding our doctors to do high levels of lead and arsenic testing on us! Yeah, I have a doctor's appointment this week and I will be talking to my doctor about it!

And I'm not shutting up! This has gone on for far too long! The United States government has allowed this to go on for far too long! Keep sending me those lawyers! Keep sending me those politicians willing to fight! Because they stole half of my life! They stole my fertility! They stole my ability to have babies! And they have made me violently sick! I'm not giving up without a fight!

So ladies, keep sharing! And keep sending me your lawyers!

Second one is a response to a woman asking whether a class action lawsuit is even possible. More or less two minutes of Polissa repeating herself and more or less saying "well, it better be, because this is unacceptable and they must be punished!"

Spoiler: holy redundancy batman

Question: They are saying we can't do anything about it? Why can't we sue the company's [sic] that did it. [sic] I mean they are not government tan [sic] that might not work we have free market. But Tampax...

Polissa: So I replied one time and apparently my video had a Community Guidelines Violation! Whatever that's about!

Um... short end of the answer is, I don't know! I'm just angry enough at this point to start doing research and looking into this! I'm learning about this as everybody else is! But I keep hearing so many people say that there's nothing we can do! And I'm just not accepting that answer! We have been injured and we have been wronged! And I'm willing to keep putting in the effort and doing the homework and seeking justice in this!

Because this is-- this is so wrong on so many levels that this has been done to so many women! Many of us have used *shuffles body* Millions! Not just many! Millions of American women use these products on a monthly basis! And I just... *shakes head* I'm not accepting that there's not anything that we can do! I'm just not accepting that! Something has to be able to be done!

So at this point I'm doing my homework! I'm going to talk to my doctor about getting testing done for these, these issues with the arsenic poisoning or for lead poisoning! I am going to continue to look for lawyers who are willing to take on our case! Law firms that are willing to take on a large number of us!

Let's keep this going! Let's keep talking about this! The point is they want us to stop talking! And *scoff* Well, I'm not gonna do that!

So, that's the short end of the answer at this point! We're at the beginning, let's just see this thing through! Don't give up hope! We can fight this! I'm not accepting that we can't!

[note: right as Polissa is saying the last sentence, you can hear a very loud noise, like a deep exhale, that's not from Polissa. Is Josh in the car with her?]

I wonder if she finally realized that no COPD mattress money is coming but she can get it through lead tampon? Or maybe she still does but wants to maximize her trauma monies. Her ego and her are certainly loving the power trip the mere idea of organizing one gives her, at any rate.

 

[stupid frog]

Mood disorders--oh, lord! I've never been diagnosed with a mood disorder!

The most unbelievable thing she's written.

I assume the tampon thing is fake?

 

[Stroppy Trollop]

Know what else causes many of those symptoms, Piss?
Being a fat lard.

 

[a hapless toad]

Oh I could easily believe that Polissa has lead poisoning...but the exposure started before birth.

https://www.mwph.org/health-services/lead-treatment/poisoning-effects

Lead is a neurotoxic substance that has been shown in numerous research studies to affect brain function and development. Children who have been exposed to elevated levels of lead (>5 ug/dl) are at increased risk for cognitive and behavioral problems during development.

Exposure to lead can result in a variety of effects upon neuropsychological functioning including deficits in general intellectual functioning, ability to sustain attention on tasks, organization of thinking and behavior, speech articulation, language comprehension and production, learning and memory efficiency, fine motor skills, high activity level, reduced problem solving flexibility and poor behavioral self-control.

 

[McSneaks]

You know the minute a positive pregnancy test happened, Polissa would have been signing up for extra food stamps, WIC, Section 8 housing, hitting up every church and charity for baby items, etc etc.

No I definitely don't know this lol Pissa DO something? bruh. This is the fat cow that complains it's too exhausting to STAND UP

She would have nagged JOH to do it, but there's no way in fuck poolisa would ever do ANYTHING regardless of the importance/end result

 

[FatalTater]

No I definitely don't know this lol Pissa DO something? bruh. This is the fat cow that complains it's too exhausting to STAND UP

She would have nagged JOH to do it, but there's no way in fuck poolisa would ever do ANYTHING regardless of the importance/end result

This is true.
Even if they had a social worker helping/hounding them to get benefits, Polissa would refuse out of spite, then cry because poor.

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

I was told then, "you have high blood pressure due to allergies!"

Lmao fuck off Polissa, nobody who isn't a fellow morbidly obese retard told you this.

I don't even know where to start with the rest of it, but I'm sure nobody in this subforum would have it escape their notice that everything she listed are complications of FAT, LAZY, and STUPID.

She may not be wrong that at 19 she was half her current size. Look at the chins, she could've put on another 150 lbs for her face to get as fat as it is now even with turbo-AI slimming filters applied.