Peppermint Swirl / William T. Cannon / Anew20034 / PeppermintSw - Pedophile, Zoophile, Brony, TCR Sperg, Drug addict, Unqualified to work at Walmart, Self proclaimed "John Brown" of furries, Blessed by Celestia / Luna, Wants to kill himself to reach Equestria, Suffers from Ruben Sim Derangement Syndrome

[Psychonaut]

Why do I get the feeling that @Peppermint Swirl is the same person who did this.

Poor Bill Jensen.

 

[Spoonomancer]

Except all of the mane six in the show have their own jobs and live on their own. They are clearly adults. They have human-level intelligence. But go off I guess, don't fall from your high horse because of how high you are right now it would be a fatal drop.

The United States allows people as young as 16 years old to get jobs, are you saying you'd fuck a 16 year old you pedo?

 

[PS2 Nishiki]

Make at least one argument without using the term "pedophile" in a single sentence, just one.

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So please, get rid of your stupid "pedophile/zoophile" bullshit spiel that you pull out of your ass for situations such as this.

 

[Glowie]

Please speak English, you seem to have fantasies yourself of being some sort of scuffed doctor.

I speak English, I don't speak retarded pedophile.

 

[Vibe_Guy]

Spoiler: Portal to equestria tutorial

OMG RUBEN SIM SHOUTOUT

 

[stupid fufu]

I know you're reading this thread pedomint. Do the call with ruben. You're such a pussy I'm surprised you don't have an axe wound between your legs.

 

[Secret Boots]

Except all of the mane six in the show have their own jobs and live on their own. They are clearly adults. They have human-level intelligence. But go off I guess, don't fall from your high horse because of how high you are right now it would be a fatal drop.

nigga those are cartoon characters

 

[Vecr]

I don't know very much about the show, but doesn't at least Season 1 visually imply that Celestia and Luna (is Luna in S1?) are the adults, and at least the main characters are children? As I said I've not watched the show, and I assume it at least partially changed later, but I think your assumptions about having jobs may not be correct.

 

[Spoonomancer]

I don't know very much about the show, but doesn't at least Season 1 visually imply that Celestia and Luna (is Luna in S1?) are the adults, and at least the main characters are children? As I said I've not watched the show, and I assume it at least partially changed later, but I think your assumptions about having jobs may not be correct.

To my knowledge, those are the only two adult characters in the entire show. Twilight Sparkle becomes something on a lower tier than Celestia but is still implied to be a teenager much like Rainbow Dash and Big Macintosh at oldest.

 

[Abella]

Except all of the mane six in the show have their own jobs and live on their own. They are clearly adults. They have human-level intelligence. But go off I guess, don't fall from your high horse because of how high you are right now it would be a fatal drop.

How old are those horses, William?

 

[Vibe_Guy]

Except all of the mane six in the show have their own jobs and live on their own. They are clearly adults. They have human-level intelligence. But go off I guess, don't fall from your high horse because of how high you are right now it would be a fatal drop

Let's say, hypothetically, you end up in equestria and somehow befriend the main cast. Would you have sex with them if given the chance to do so?

 

[Abella]

There’s a 0% chance he wouldn’t if he knew he could. Those poor colorful horses wouldn’t stand a chance around him.

 

[Throng of Titans]

Neither, clop isn't bestiality because the ponies from the show aren't animals, we're not talking about mindless animals here. You're spouting complete malarkey if you think otherwise. They look nothing like horses/ponies we have on earth. So please, get rid of your stupid "pedophile/zoophile" bullshit spiel that you pull out of your ass for situations such as this.

The "Harkness Test" and its many variants are an excuse for animalfuckers to make their animal fucking more socially acceptable.

Your ilk often do want to fuck actual horses too, it's not just the "cartoon ones" (which is still fucking weird in and of itself).

And nigger, it's 2024, stop calling it clopping you sped.

 

[Peppermint Swirl]

The "Harkness Test" and its many variants are an excuse for animalfuckers to make their animal fucking more socially acceptable.

Your ilk often do want to fuck actual horses too, it's not just the "cartoon ones" (which is still fucking weird in and of itself).

And nigger, it's 2024, stop calling it clopping you sped.

No I don't. Actual horses look ugly, humans look ugly. FiM ponies are the definition of perfection. They have the perfect proportions. They are a gift from Holy (God's real name), they are perfection. They look like the best creatures to ever exist. Everything about them from their immaculate physicality to their (mostly) lack of violence is beautiful. It is so beautiful and mind-boggling. It is perfection.

you're already working for me by running the account. i was just offering to pay you. anyways if you're serious i think someone posted a noose tutorial earlier

So tell me, and please be specific and clarify, what it is exactly that you wanted me to do to myself? I am curious. Tell me exactly what it is you wanted me to do to myself. I'm dying to know.

Also, test stream here for anyone interested: https://vaughn.live/peppermintswirl/watch/d8m87bif2xcpf37j

 

[Lords Greatsword]

No I don't. Actual horses look ugly, humans look ugly. FiM ponies are the definition of perfection. They have the perfect proportions. They are a gift from Holy (God's real name), they are perfection. They look like the best creatures to ever exist. Everything about them from their immaculate physicality to their (mostly) lack of violence is beautiful. It is so beautiful and mind-boggling. It is perfection.

Have you ever suffered head trauma or were you always this fucked up in the head?

 

[Throng of Titans]

Actual horses look ugly

I mean, ugly is pretty mean, but I agree that they aren't sexually arousing, not worthy of praise given any normal human will also express this exact same opinion.

humans look ugly

This on the other hand is decidedly not mentally healthy, and a sign that you've gooned to so much horse porn that you've made yourself uninterested in actual human contact.

FiM ponies are the definition of perfection. They have the perfect proportions. They are a gift from Holy (God's real name), they are perfection. They look like the best creatures to ever exist. Everything about them from their immaculate physicality to their (mostly) lack of violence is beautiful. It is so beautiful and mind-boggling. It is perfection.

Spoiler: Reminder, this is what he considered the pinnacle of beauty

 

[Peppermint Swirl]

Spoiler: Reminder, this is what he considered the pinnacle of beauty

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I mean... yes, that is indeed very sexually attractive, and somewhat romantically attractive even though I love Rainbow Dash, not Twilight. Everything about the FiM pony form is beautiful. And so are their personalities.

 

[#FF0000]

I mean... yes, that is indeed very sexually attractive, and somewhat romantically attractive even though I love Rainbow Dash, not Twilight. Everything about the FiM pony form is beautiful. And so are their personalities.

You don't find real people attractive but you find fictional, non-human, non-anthropomorphic characters attractive, and yet you're the mentally sane one?

 

[Peppermint Swirl]

You don't find real people attractive but you find fictional, non-human, non-anthropomorphic characters attractive, and yet you're the mentally sane one?

So who is this hurting, genuinely curious.

 

[#FF0000]

So who is this hurting, genuinely curious.

Everyone who has to hear about this shit