Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Flonominal88]

Wa

yes please! I used to watch that show ere he cried a lot and forced kids to eat healthy meals in school with my mom lmao I would love to know what he has been up to. Thought he seemed to be a good lad growing up haha but I can totally beileve he was a cow all laong

Was that the show where he was literally crying over kids eating chicken nuggets and pizza?

 

[Neko GF]

AOBOSI MEAT GRINDER REVIEW​

(07/12/24)

Original:

Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=JL3MobHqCko

Spoiler: Archive (480p):

 

[AnOminous]

yes please! I used to watch that show ere he cried a lot and forced kids to eat healthy meals in school with my mom lmao I would love to know what he has been up to.

He slandered a popular snack called Turkey Twizzlers that was much beloved because of his hatred for poor people and class snobbery, and routinely preaches about "healthy" food while producing some of the fattiest and least healthy recipes out there. He's a colossal jackass in every respect, a chintzy jerkoff, and he can go fuck himself with his smug bullshit.

 

[Polska krowa]

He slandered a popular snack called Turkey Twizzlers that was much beloved because of his hatred for poor people and class snobbery, and routinely preaches about "healthy" food while producing some of the fattiest and least healthy recipes out there. He's a colossal jackass in every respect, a chintzy jerkoff, and he can go fuck himself with his smug bullshit.

The bit that's often understated with Jamie Oliver is how little his campaigning actually impacted school meals. I remember being at school when it was ongoing, and for the most part they just got rid of turkey twizzlers and a couple of similar items as showpiece changes to the rotation of meals.

Jamie is also famous for his absolutely nonsense recipes/recommendations this side of the pond, including the video below where he, for some reason, tells Philip Schofield, the former presenter of Britian's biggest daytime TV show (former due to an inappropriate relationship with a young intern who may well have been underage when the relationship started), to put a bunch of salad in a pasty

 

[Flonominal88]

AOBOSI MEAT GRINDER REVIEW​

(07/12/24)

Original:

Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=JL3MobHqCko

Spoiler: Archive (480p):

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He’s been doing this for 17 years and he still doesn’t know anything about sound editing? I almost went deaf from the meat grinder screeching

 

[TheRaptorJesus]

Grind your own meat then cook the living shit out of it. Raw chicken but not a medium/ med-well freshly ground burger?

 

[Fascist Frederick]

How long before he starts putting his mouth around the output end of the grinder while mommywife cranks "rare" meat directly down his throat?

 

[Elderly beef taco]

I'm thinking about writing a thread on Jamie Oliver the careercow "chef", is there a demand?

Oh yeah! I fucken hate Jamie Oliver. A grocery store chain in my area once carried sausages with his branding and i got a tooth in one.

Plus he abused his kids by making them eat hot peppers as punishment if i remember right?

 

[Gentlebastard]

AOBOSI MEAT GRINDER REVIEW​

(07/12/24)

Original:

Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=JL3MobHqCko

Spoiler: Archive (480p):

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> Meat grinder review
> Shows almost nothing of it
> Probably spent more time praising the pan he's frying the burgers in than talking about the product he's supposedly reviewing
> "borgar gud"
> His gimp hands didn't even touch the damn box the damn machine came in, and yet we get a "This is the best grinder I've ever used"

 

[Blasterisk]

Well, now a couple hours passed and I was shitpostin' at my house
The day was winding down and comin' to an end
So I turned on the TV
And flipped it over to YouTube
And what I saw I almost couldn't comprehend
I saw a lazy man in cuffs, he feedin' garbage to his church
He stuffed his brothers in the Lord up to the nose
But even still I can't say much because I know we're all the same
Oh yes we all seek out to satisfy those Wendigoes

 

[Tiresome]

How long before he starts putting his mouth around the output end of the grinder while mommywife cranks "rare" meat directly down his throat?

Far from the first time he'd have put his mouth up to a hole waiting for meat to come out of it.

 

[Aunt Carol]

"This is the best grinder I've ever used"

Well, Jack does seem like he'd be the voice of experience with using Grindr.

 

[Marc]

How long before he starts putting his mouth around the output end of the grinder while mommywife cranks "rare" meat directly down his throat?

Spoiler tags, please: The feeding tube arc hasn't started, yet.

 

[Slim Boglim]

“My buddy Jeff came over. He’s into grinding meat.” He looks like an off-brand Elton John so I believe it.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

AOBOSI MEAT GRINDER REVIEW​

(07/12/24)

Original:

Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=JL3MobHqCko

Spoiler: Archive (480p):

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Nice to see Steve Bannon taking a backseat to the election and focus on selling meat grinders

 

[Pig Cups]

What the fuck is with that laugh he does at :47?

It sounds like a choke. Like someone unable to breathe with their NIV mask after they get a bit of phlegm stuck. It’s sickly.

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

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Someone should explain to Strokes O'Toole over here that the reason people aren't nice to him anymore is because he has repeatedly in return been an asshole to everyone for no reason what so ever. You are receiving the vibe that you have been putting out for years fat ass.

> Meat grinder review
> Shows almost nothing of it
> Probably spent more time praising the pan he's frying the burgers in than talking about the product he's supposedly reviewing
> "borgar gud"
> His gimp hands didn't even touch the damn box the damn machine came in, and yet we get a "This is the best grinder I've ever used"

Does this remind anyone else of when he reviewed the Magic Bullet and bitched about how him slightly overcooking his omelette was the fault of the blender?

 

[Marc]

What the fuck is with that laugh he does at :47?
It sounds like a choke.

Even more telling is how used to it he seems - As though the exertion of expelling a quarter of the air required for a laugh causes everyone to see their life flash before their eyes as a series of bowel movements.

 

[ResignedCustodes]

I'm thinking about writing a thread on Jamie Oliver the careercow "chef", is there a demand? When Jack Scalfani finally strokes out and dies a painful death as his local hospital collects the population control reward from the state, Jamie Oliver can become the next idiot who can't cook to alog. He's been in many controversies and exhibits lolcow antics like being smug, annoying, locking/deleting comments and grifting.

I'll never forgive that cunt for fucking up turkey twizzlers and school meals (Went from chips and pizza to fucking mushy pasta)

 

[The Feline Solution]

What did Jack Scalfani mean by this?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-jM2sgCBWow
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Magnificent stuff

How has Jack in all these years not realized that he looks like a toothless mongoloid when he makes his "funny" faces? I get mad every time looking at that gormless idiot face.

I thought it was established that Jack likes almost everything named Jack. Jack Skellington, Jack Daniel's. The one exception being Jack Russells, because it reminds him his mom hated him and named him after a dog.

Is this actually the reason why Jack shows so much aggression towards HOPE? Never been properly socialized around other dogs