Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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Duration of Rehab Saga Mk. IV

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CarlKingofDucks said:
Somehow ive gone from comepletely hating bossman to loving the adorable little crackhead. I do hope he stays sobor tho or he will end up in jail forever lmao
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I might have said it before, but Austin is the likeable white trash guy who works a different crew at your job. You never want to have to work with him and you'd never cover him $5 at the roach coach, but he will make you laugh during a smoke break with the stories of stupid shit he did over the weekend or how much he hates his wife. He's not a good guy. You don't really like him, but he also isn't your neighbor, brother in law, or son. We get to just turn him off and be rid of him. That's perfect.
 
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It has been almost 24 hours since I closed my eyes for some sleep. Bossmanjack his streaming time is too long for me. I don’t know how much longer I can take it.

I passed out when he started rapping for 1 hour straight.

How can a human have a normal sleeping schedule and keep it up with bossman his streaming schedule.

I start to hear voices that are not here.
 
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Kyle Larson said:
This nigga better be getting a 5 gallon bucket of clean piss, this content is too good to lose.
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Sounds like you have no experience with piss tests. How would a bucket of piss help? If the piss test place is legit, there's no way to really fake it. A dude walks in with you to their bathroom. You lift your shirt up to your chest, drop your pants down to mid-thigh or lower and mirrors are all around the toilet. Then they wait until you begin to piss and hand you the bottle to catch it mid-stream.
 
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He confirmed it was rat dad he got in a fight with for the domestic. Swapped it out with a longer version for more context


Just in case anyone was wondering:


Chris Chyan?
 
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Absolutely Retarded said:
He confirmed it was rat dad he got in a fight with for the domestic
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Not only does he confirm it was ratdad, but he confirms that mommy drove him to Tyrone's house to get some crack while she tongued his balls. They arrive home to the police waiting for him, they handcuff him and find the crack. His parents are so cucked.
 
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Dead Air said:
Guess that explains why ratdad didn't finish his door while he was gone lol.
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I can't believe Bossmom didn't do it after she was done cleaning the room. She's becoming a bit of a rat herself. Wtf was she doing those entire 10 days? His crackden was only his room. It doesn't take 10 days to clean a bedroom.
 
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Catboy Ranch said:
you know he was gobbling cock for the last 8 days
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Only the first post post-feature, and there's already an American invoking American prison bitch jails, and tentatively invoking Mutt's Law as well. Like clockwork. It's just hilarious, and you love to see it.

Moving on, the state effectively tells him to get fucked and resume crackengamba. Many such cases, unfortunately. Unless there's some conditional shit I don't know about, he'll reoffend and continue to ruin his life. At least it'll be funny, I guess.
 
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Call me a retard because I haven't read the past 20 pages since his return, but is he out for good but has to be drug tested or will he have to go back to court and get raped by BBC the courts eventually?
 
bollweval said:
I really think that his primo return stream performance, and the ones that will follow over the coming days, is gonna help him overtake that boring ass Rekieta for Lolcow Of The Year. Will staying out of jail until the award is given help or hurt his chances?
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Rackets is Lazy. Bossman is on the Grind. 10 days in jail and as soon as he's back out, he's streaming Gamba again and this time he's sober! Rackets has never been sober a day in his LAWYER RAT life!

DAMN THAT BALLDO BUSSY NICE!
 
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hideandgoseekchampion said:
Call me a retard because I haven't read the past 20 pages since his return, but is he out for good but has to be drug tested or will he have to go back to court and get raped by BBC the courts eventually?
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Retard.

No he's not out for good, he still has his drug possession charge pending in October. He is simply out on Bond for the drug charge. He can have that bond revoked for numerous reasons between now and then. Though its a felony charge, it has not yet been "certified" and sent to circuit court. His gentile lawyer stalled that hearing out until October likely hoping to negotiate a plea deal down to similar misdemeanor charge. This charge could violate Austin's probation from his car breakins and theft charges from 2014/15 so the lawyer is likely taking an abundance of care even though it seems like a simple possession case.

For his domestic violence charge (assault and battery of a family member) he has been put on a first time offender deferred disposition, which is a 2 year probation where he will have to keep his nose clean, drug test, likely go to classes such as anger management and domestic violence education. If he keeps his nose clean in this case for the 2 years, he's done with it, the charges are essentially dropped. If he doesnt they then prosecute the charge.
 
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IHateSheeps said:
It has been almost 24 hours since I closed my eyes for some sleep. Bossmanjack his streaming time is too long for me. I don’t know how much longer I can take it.

I passed out when he started rapping for 1 hour straight.

How can a human have a normal sleeping schedule and keep it up with bossman his streaming schedule.

I start to hear voices that are not here.
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Instead of trying to keep a normal sleep schedule, have you considered just taking some crack instead?
 
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