Sweet Baby Inc. and the Steam Curator Group Conspiracy - The company that is responsible for the diarrheic video game writing.

[Frosted Snowflakes]

"It's been 4 months since I protected Sweet Baby Inc and shit on gamers! And I'm still the victim!! Abloo-bloo-bloo!" Hypocrisy much, Alyssa?

 

[ZMOT]

What about on the America's with the Aztecs, Mayans, and Incan's?

never looked into them that much, but considering they started around 2000 BC and still got easily rolled by latinX 3500 years later...
not saying they were mudhut level the whole time, but there are probably several circumstantial reasons why they developed slower/different compared to middle-east/europe.

"It's been 4 months since I protected Sweet Baby Inc and shit on gamers! And I'm still the victim!! Abloo-bloo-bloo!" Hypocrisy much, Alyssa?
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women really can't handle indifference, mentally ill even less.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

women really can't handle indifference, mentally ill even less.

The only thing she sustains herself on is attention and making herself at the center of things.
If that isnt happening she'll harass someone or begin yelling to get attention.

 

[Judge Dredd]

The Japanese historical expert who's work was the basis for Assassin's Creed Shadows has been caught editing wikipedia since 2015. And allegedly the sword designs were stolen from One Piece.

If anyone has archives of the Thomas Lockey receipts, please post them.

Again, it's amazing how they go from being proud of their work, to running away from it.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Damn, that's terrible. Seems like Ubisoft was scammed. How many fake historians have worked in the game industry and what else has this guy ruined?

 

[Bonesjones]

Damn, that's terrible. Seems like Ubisoft was scammed. How many fake historians have worked in the game industry and what else has this guy ruined?

It's not a bug it's a feature, incompetency hides malice.

 

[Xenomorphs Are Cute]

The Japanese historical expert who's work was the basis for Assassin's Creed Shadows has been caught editing wikipedia since 2015. And allegedly the sword designs were stolen from One Piece.
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If anyone has archives of the Thomas Lockey receipts, please post them.

Again, it's amazing how they go from being proud of their work, to running away from it.

More on this:
1: This has sparked outrage in Japan. Lockey, a limey kike from UK(ike), wasn't just lying; he was supported & covered up by Nihon University. They allowed a scammer to gain prominence, & now everyone is distancing themselves as more information emerges. They truly wanted to erase history. This has led to Japan starting a petition to demand Nihon University & Thomas Lockley to correct the misconceptions of Yasuke. Truth has & will prevail.

Archives of Manga Lawyer tweets: 1 2 3

2: He won't even admit that he lied, he wants to blame it all on the game alone:


3:
Go to (((47:01)))

He's Jewish too kek. Reminds me of this:


We are unironically having a g✡y version of Cleopatra Netflix here.

Hell, there are Blacks calling him out for this too


4: The entire comment section of Assassin's Creed France's post is now calling out the plagiarism. These lazy fucks didn't even paint over the sword stands. Goddamn Ubisoft. Seriously, they can get potentially sued by Toei for this.

 

[Outer Space Traveller]

More on this:
1: This has sparked outrage in Japan. Lockey, a UK-based limey fuck, wasn't just lying; he was supported & covered up by Nihon University. They allowed a scammer to gain prominence, & now everyone is distancing themselves as more information emerges. They truly wanted to erase history. This has led to Japan starting a petition to demand Nihon University & Thomas Lockley to correct the misconceptions of Yasuke. The truth always wins.

Archives of Manga Lawyer tweets: 1 2 3

2: He won't even admit that he lied, he wants to blame it all on the game alone:
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3:

He's Jewish too kek. Reminds me of this:
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4: Lazy Fucks didn't even paint over the sword stands. Goddamn Ubisoft.

A jew? Subverting history, no matter which country it is? Huh, incredible.

Thanks for the information. Truth will out, as they say.

 

[Incecticyder]

Yasuke had a very unique life. He came into a foreign country that seemed alien to even his well traveled companions, caught the interest of the most powerful man in said country, was adopted as an honored servant and saw history happen in about a year. He had front row seat in, arguably, the most important event that had ever happened until then in said country. You really could write a very interesting book about what occured in that period from his unique perspective and it would be fairly well received. But we instead get this...

 

[Sulla]

There's another factor is the Journey to the West fatigue.

Bugmen need to write another fucking book, I am so sick of Journey to the West.

Wizard of Oz will always be cooler.

 

[CertifiedFedBot]

Bugmen need to write another fucking book, I am so sick of Journey to the West.

Journey to the west is cool, but it's been retold a hundred times. For some reason people can't take inspiration anymore or draw on themes from the text, they have to make a retelling. It's not as if Chinese literature lacks classics to draw on either, just of the top of my head Water Margin has only been done by Suikoden iirc. Romance of the Three Kingdoms has been done straight by Dynasty Warriors and Romance of the Three Kingdoms, none come to mind that adapt the story to any real extent. And those are the three everyone knows.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

According to Alyssa Mercante's pet simp airbagged (kate bush's husband), if you hate woke games from Sweet Baby Inc, you're a Nazi with shit taste.

 

[ZMOT]

According to Alyssa Mercante's pet simp airbagged (kate bush's husband), if you hate woke games from Sweet Baby Inc, you're a Nazi with shit taste.
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funny, I actually binged sable a few months back when it came up in the thread, and it was in my backlog anyway.

it's not "woke" really, just.. bland? with the ligne claire artstyle most people probably wouldn't care.
you're basically driving around a desert finding your "occupation" since everyone in that society chooses one job for life (except one character, so you don't?)

can't call it woke since it has darker people in a desert, although there's quite a few women for some reason (guess they don't have to take care of family or kids or something in that environment) and an awful lot that's borderline millennial writing. there simply wasn't much they could pozz, because the game is mostly ubisoft open world formula where you meet characters, do some quests, learn some backstory, and at the end return to pick your future. that's pretty much it.

I don't hate it, and there is a certain atmosphere (ironically when you drive around in the empty desert and everything feels desolate and lonely, which immediately stops when interacting with an npc), but like I said without the artstyle I probably wouldn't have even bothered.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

He's Jewish too

Of course he is, what other race would be so despicable to create a whole powerful BBC samurai warrior myth taking place in the Sengoku Jidai based on 3 off-hand remarks by some Moortuguese Jesuit saying "Nobunaga is fascinated by that gorilla nigger we purchased on our way here" and then try to present it as actual true history that totes happened.

 

[David Kirk Ginder]

Yasuke had a very unique life. He came into a foreign country that seemed alien to even his well traveled companions, caught the interest of the most powerful man in said country, was adopted as an honored servant and saw history happen in about a year. He had front row seat in, arguably, the most important event that had ever happened until then in said country. You really could write a very interesting book about what occured in that period from his unique perspective and it would be fairly well received. But we instead get this...

I speculate that this entire controversy could have been avoided by Ubisoft simply making this press release:

"Yasuke isn't a samurai but we thought it would be interesting if for this iteration of AC, the main character was a foreigner instead of a local. And the gamers, also being mostly foreigners to Japan, will also view the game from that perspective. Similar to Tom Cruise in The Last Samurai, except a game instead of that classic movie. If playing as a 7 feet tall nigger beheading small Nips appeals to you, then we hope you enjoy playing the game as much as we enjoyed making it. If not, then you may play the other AC games or just play another game. Just to clarify again, Yasuke is not a samurai."

But nooooooooooooo, we must keep digging ourselves a hole, we must insist Yasuke was an actual samurai instead of just being the Japanese version of a pageboy/squire, going as far as to taking advice from a Jewish fake historian and continuing the culture war on the Yasuke article on English wikipedia.

This whole thing is fake and gay and the game deserves to die like Suicide Squad Kill the Justice League did.

 

[FedPostalService]

The new AC is going to be on GamePass super quick isn’t it?

 

[CertifiedFedBot]

"Nobunaga is fascinated by that gorilla nigger we purchased on our way here"

To be fair if the Jesuits did bring a sub-saharan groid to Japan they would've been fascinated. Imagine if you'd never even known that blacks existed and then someone who looks nothing like you brings one with them from some far away land. It's a fascinating situation.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

The new AC is going to be on GamePass super quick isn’t it?

Its already on ubisoft pass.

 

[David Kirk Ginder]

To be fair if the Jesuits did bring a sub-saharan groid to Japan they would've been fascinated. Imagine if you'd never even known that blacks existed and then someone who looks nothing like you brings one with them from some far away land. It's a fascinating situation.

I forgot the exact details (and this was a detail that everyone wants to pretend doesn't exist) but one Japanese at the time saw Yasuke and suggested they wash and clean him because he thought Yasuke was covered in ink.

Do it Ubisoft faggot. Recreate that scene in the game.

 

[Lavender Moth]

funny, I actually binged sable a few months back when it came up in the thread, and it was in my backlog anyway.

it's not "woke" really, just.. bland? with the ligne claire artstyle most people probably wouldn't care.
you're basically driving around a desert finding your "occupation" since everyone in that society chooses one job for life (except one character, so you don't?)

can't call it woke since it has darker people in a desert, although there's quite a few women for some reason (guess they don't have to take care of family or kids or something in that environment) and an awful lot that's borderline millennial writing. there simply wasn't much they could pozz, because the game is mostly ubisoft open world formula where you meet characters, do some quests, learn some backstory, and at the end return to pick your future. that's pretty much it.

I don't hate it, and there is a certain atmosphere (ironically when you drive around in the empty desert and everything feels desolate and lonely, which immediately stops when interacting with an npc), but like I said without the artstyle I probably wouldn't have even bothered.

This is exactly how I felt about Zau.

I love platformers, world mythology, and games with cartoony artstyles, so I gave it a shot. Outside of the voice acting and artstyle (both of these I liked, but that's not enough to carry a game), it was incredibly generic. It would be silly to call a game seeped in real-world African mythology "woke" for having an all-black cast, but it's still not something I would recommend to most folks, unless you're absolutely desperate for more over-done Metroidvania platformers and want to play something on the easier side. The simple gameplay could have worked if the story was better written, as I feel games heavily focused on a narrative often benefit from simpler gameplay, but it wasn't. It was very hard to connect with Zau as a character because he just seemed way too catty and cocky for someone supposedly grieving and trying to rescue his father's soul. It had a few moments that were moving, but they were few and far in-between. It was like the game equivalent of eating a slice of untoasted white (heh) bread. Edible, but otherwise completely unremarkable and bland. If you want a narrative game about learning to let go and the struggle that comes with battling grief, the first Hellblade game does everything Zau wished it could plus more. If you want a Metroidvania platformer, go play Ori.

It's interesting to note just how poorly these things reflect on Sweet Baby, even if they are "just" a narrative consultant firm to add "polish" to narratives that are already there, as they claim they are. (I don't believe that for a moment, but playing along with their own claims here for the sake of discussion.) If they're such great storytellers to the point where they charge a fat premium for their services, why didn't they catch these obvious story flaws? It's clear that the writers wanted those who have experienced profound grief to relate to Zau and his struggles. It doesn't take a best selling author with dozens of awards to tell you that having a cocky protag who spends a lot of time making wisecracks is generally not the way to get grieving individuals to connect with your story.