Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

How will Anisa beg for attention next?

  • In a hospital bed with some caption like “I lived bitch"

    Votes: 202 8.3%
  • Announces her psych hospitalization to the world on the podcast

    Votes: 219 9.0%
  • Vagueposting on Twitter about self harm

    Votes: 782 32.3%
  • Announces that it was actually Ian who was going to kill himself, she just wants the sympathy

    Votes: 456 18.8%
  • Divorce from Poo-Pants Swastika Boy

    Votes: 504 20.8%
  • Takes a break from all social media (lol)

    Votes: 261 10.8%

  • Total voters
    2,424
So is Anisa, that's why she has to wear those shorts with butt padding for her gym selfies!

ETA: @Meth Dick just edit your old post to add new stuff please. Consecutive posting is usually frowned upon.

Welcome to the farms!
I tried to edit my first two together, but the option was gone, and as for my third the option to delete was there and considering I had 3 lates to it I figured since the post had been made before I'd just trash it since I could.
I'll clean up my messes when I can.
 
The resemblance is uncanny.
 

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Anisa you mentally deficient, pathologically impotent, unmotivated feckless moron. How difficult can it possibly be to take pictures of your warped reconstructed body while wearing underwear and post them on the internet in exchange for money? What is your chronic issue which precludes you from doing even the bare minimum required for what is ultimately, literally the easiest possible “job” any woman could possibly have? Why is it, how is it that it’s been months since you uploaded your husband’s cell phone pictures of your half naked body to your OnlyFans? Could it be a lack of motivation? I thought the positive affirmations and self image boosting were the motivation, so is that not enough? Are you not getting enough positive reinforcement from your surely large army of drooling simps? It couldn’t possibly be that just like your youtube and twitch channels or twitter and instagram feeds, everytime you post you remind people they were subscribed and upon seeing your busted ass body thrust into the middle of their goon sesh they immediately turn off subscription renewal. So if that’s not it, is it the money? Aren’t you 200,000 dollars in debt you dumb bitch? What better way could there be to make free fucking money than literally posing like a risqué Sear’s underwear catalogue model while hopeless young men throw money at you? Surely it’s not that nobody is leaving any tips and most of your “subscribers” just pay the monthly fee once, screenshot all your posts and don’t renew. Why should they? You only post every four to six months anyway so what the fuck would they be paying for? Oh, I’m sure it’s the utter executive fucking privilege of being granted the royal high honor of being allowed to have a captivating conversation with you through direct messages. How could anyone possibly put a fair price on that? I can see why business is booming, Anisa. You’re too fucking lazy, socially anxious, and pathologically defiant to set a streaming schedule, a photoshoot schedule, a video upload schedule or create any consistency of any kind. You can’t even keep your podcast on track because none of you three retards can reliably push the record button. You’re on track for a catastrophic meltdown and all I can say is, I hope the Farms are online when it happens.
 
Their about 40 years too late with that look. I don't know a single person that works a blue collar job that has ever even entertained the idea of a mullet, especially not a mullet and mustache combo.
These breadtube faggots saw it on Stranger Things or some other modern day slop trying to fetishize the 80s. I'm willing to bet it actually is that Anisa saw the bully kid from Stranger Things rocking a mullet and a shitty mustache and they thought "woah, that looks cool AND tough!" and I guarantee she pointed at the TV and said "Ian if you don't dress like that I'm fucking leaving you". The funniest thing that even if this was the 80s, Ian would still look like an idiot.
Every last one of them, Noah Samson, Ethanisonline, iDubbbz, that guy iDubbbz actually completely ripped the style off of (can't think of his name), Oompaville, they all try to master this 80s bro look, but all they accomplished is making themselves look like pedophiles.
Hipster fetishize certain fashion and hairstyle trends from the past while also hating the time period it came from. Like if you asked your average urbanite hipster what they thought of the 80s they'd say it was regressive and racist but they have no problem taking styles from it. That's something that always bothered me. Also giving yourself a pedophile mustache even if it's "ironic" is unforgivable.
 
Oh shit, here we go again...
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Anisa doubling down on the Yoko shit is easily in the Top 5 of all Anisa Retardations. No one, literally no fucking one, except her would take it as a compliment to get compared to Yoko Ono. Her take is beyond trash can rating dumb. Have fun watching it with the cuck, maybe there's a chance he wakes up and smells the shit she dragged him through. I know, big :optimistic:.

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I came across a feminist sect on old Tumblr that legitimately believed Yoko was a badass bitch, and admired her callousness and "groundbreaking" uncouthness. There weren't many of them, but the idea is certainly out there. There was a lot of overlap with the "I-will-show-you-my-pit-hair" crowd.
I stand corrected, there are indeed retards other than her who think Yoko was the shit.
Anisa is validated by being compared to Yoko ono in a doc that also paints Amber Heard as a victim as well. The psychopath agrees that Yoko and Anisa are practically the same and they’re heccin victims or whatever
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Edit: it’s crazy she’s still holding this L and trying to gaslight everyone as it being a W. In the first few minutes of that doc it’s said that when five year old Sean Lennon, son of Yoko and John, found out that John was dead he only wanted the nanny. It’s explained that John had taken on the role as primary caregiver to Sean so Yoko had time for her “career”. The kid only cared for the nanny and John. But Yoko Ono got death threats and someone apparently said they were on their way to kill her so she never did anything wrong.

So add shit mom to the list. As I said earlier, I checked out when they started talking about Yoko’s personal tarot card reader but holy shit. The cope is beyond retarded. I need a word stronger than retarded.
Fuck me, didn't even realize the documentary was made by Lindsay fucking Ellis. What a colossal waste of time it must've been watching that tripe.
 
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Bro that is so bro of her to say that about Yoko.
Essentially she likes that Yoko did whatever she wanted regardless of what other people thought...You know the thing that only works if you're also pleasing the audience?

I'm actually surprised people think Melina is pretty. She gives me the creeps.
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Eh, just because a woman is scummy doesn't mean she's objectively ugly. I still think she looks good (but better with makeup, which applies to most people). Her bad personality is what ruins things.
 
that guy iDubbbz actually completely ripped the style off of (can't think of his name)

Kurtis Conner? I hate that guy. Youtube keeps recommending me his channel despite me never interacting with his shit content. I hate seeing the pedo 'stache and his fugly hair in my yt page. REEE.

But does Anisa actually believe Yoko was the shit? Anisa is the type to say all kinds of shit as long as she owns the haters.

I don't think Anisa has the capacity to evaluate Yoko on her own beyond "omg she's literally me" and "woman GOOD". To me, someone who's more familiar with her than The Beatles, her work is kinda interesting, but it seems she got too brain-fried from the heroin to say anything beyond the obvious-. I don't think Anisa could bop to "Woman Power", beyond agreeing with the message. She just likes to draw the parallels back to herself because that's all she can think about.
 
You’re on track for a catastrophic meltdown and all I can say is, I hope the Farms are online when it happens.
"That wasn't a real meltdown. I was just baiting the commentary channels and giving them something to clip. And you all fell for it! So what if we're selling the house because we can't afford it? So what if we had to get wage slave jobs? I still got you to clip me acting like a retard."
 
Fuck me, didn't even realize the documentary was made by Lindsay fucking Ellis
If it was made Lindsay Ellis it's safe to assume it's an hour of her with her pulling the corners of her eyes back and saying "ching chong" over and over again broken up by an audible ad spot

(Cuz Lindsay got cancelled for allegedly hating Asians)
 
If it was made Lindsay Ellis it's safe to assume it's an hour of her with her pulling the corners of her eyes back and saying "ching chong" over and over again broken up by an audible ad spot

(Cuz Lindsay got cancelled for allegedly hating Asians)
Didn't even know about that, did she actually disparage slants or is it bullshit by the wokies? All i know about Lindsay is hearing her talk i want to kill myself, though she slightly redeemed herself when she disowned Movieblob a while back.
 
Didn't even know about that, did she actually disparage slants or is it bullshit by the wokies? All i know about Lindsay is hearing her talk i want to kill myself, though she slightly redeemed herself when she disowned Movieblob a while back.
I think the fetus she aborted was asian does that count? (That wasn’t what she was cancelled for tho)o
 
Didn't even know about that, did she actually disparage slants or is it bullshit by the wokies? All i know about Lindsay is hearing her talk i want to kill myself, though she slightly redeemed herself when she disowned Movieblob a while back.
She said something about how Raya and the Last Dragon was a ripoff of Avatar The Last Airbender, and for some reason that made her audience think she hates Asians (there's allegedly other evidence, but I assume it was as milquetoast)

She built up her cancel loving audience and they turned on her, so reap/sow. She also learned nothing and acts like her cancellation was the 1 time it was ever a mistake.
 
I might be nitpicking, but she is either too old now, or too frumpy looking/chunky to be dressing like a teenager.
She isn’t the same age group as the Tik Tok girls she scrolls all day (because she doesn’t have a job), and thinks she can wear the same clothes & look the same. She looks ridiculous.

She looks like the ‘I’m not an ordinary mom, I’m a cool mom’ meme. I still wonder what people think when she’s plodding round the supermarket dressed like that in real life.
Funny that Helena Bonham Carter has already been mentioned itt, she's way older than Anisa and can pull off that look. It's not just about being hot, it's "I know the rules so well I can break them". Your taste being so refined you can tell good bad taste from bad bad taste.

Anisa looks like shit because everything about her appearance screams "I want to be a creative artistic maverick", and everything about her personality says she'd be overachieving if she was store manager for Walmart.
 
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