Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[Major Pain]

Cause Anus wasn't Basic Bitch enough before wanting to embrace the "witch" arc.

 

[Tablet County]

Cause Anus wasn't Basic Bitch enough before wanting to embrace the "witch" arc.

Honestly I think the witch arc was a step up for Anisa. Before she was sub-basic bitch and now she's risen to basic bitch status.

 

[Drama Trauma]

Oh shit, here we go again...

 

[Squid Diddler]

I thought I posted this but I guess I didn't. Around the same time the Matan interview was published, Sam Hyde was also a guest in this other podcast with a black guy called David Lucas. Pretty comfy and Sam is pretty down to earth and serious here. Makes it all the funnier that Ian keeps insisting that Sam is always in character and that's why the documentary "failed".

@JelloJerk Good podcast, listened to the whole thing. FYI David Lucas is a comedian and regular on the Kill Tony show, which is fairly big. He got in some hot water recently for a St. Floyd joke and roasting a heckler. He sort of walked it back, and then doubled down later. Didn't follow it too closely.

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

Oh shit, here we go again...
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This video has PhilosophyTroon as the voice over for Yoko Ono, a 6'0 built-like-a-fridge white man who comes from money, voicing Yoko friggin' Ono. And it made people think of Anisa.

Wow. Wowee wow.

 

[popnloch ness monster]

My paramour, Chris Ray Gun, got beat in a boxing match a year ago. He's dead and gone. Youtube's his favorite place. I'm gonna organise him another boxing event. You don't have be a musician to be an Earth Rocker. Yoko Ono is an Earth Rocker.

My best friend, Ian Jomha, has IBS again. He's back in the toilet today for his sixteenth time. Good luck with that one.

Sick of the bullshit. Sick of all this shit. I don't go out anymore, 'cause I hate every motherfucker. I don't care what they're up to. Four years I wasted, getting tattoos, pretending to be a fitness guru with fucking nobodies. Now I stay at home, like a fucking hermit. I'm not gonna take any shit from anyone.

I know what's going on. I got set up. I got jumped. Thank God Maureen wasn't there to watch me get my Onlyfans get laughed at. She would have wound up with a black eye and probably went to jail. She has a big mouth.

I live for this shit. I love it. Bring it the fuck on.

payback's a witch mothefucke

 

[Leo Frank]

Oh shit, here we go again...
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There’s a lot going on here

1. Anisa doesn’t have friends, it was most likely recommended to her in her twitch chat. I guess she calls her pack of the same batshit crazy orbiters that she doesn’t really talk to “friends” now
2. Why is she saying everyone should watch it when she admits she hasn’t even watched it but she’s just taking her orbiters on their word
3. How the fuck is she still acting like being compared to Yoko ono is a “continued love”
4. Wasn’t it just revealed to her that Yoko and John were having an affair and John left his wife and child for her. Also, its wildly speculated she influenced John in cutting his oldest son completely out of his last will, leading to a fierce court battle where the son settled for 25M but nothing compared to Yoko’s 800M. The woman also started auctioning off John’s things shortly after the settlement, including letters John’s son had written to him. The son used his settlement money to buy them back.

Yeah. Lack of talent and retardation aside, Yoko is a woman anyone would be proud to be compared to.

 

[CyberInu]

There’s a lot going on here

1. Anisa doesn’t have friends, it was most likely recommended to her in her twitch chat. I guess she calls her pack of the same batshit crazy orbiters that she doesn’t really talk to “friends” now
2. Why is she saying everyone should watch it when she admits she hasn’t even watched it but she’s just taking her orbiters on their word
3. How the fuck is she still acting like being compared to Yoko ono is a “continued love”
4. Wasn’t it just revealed to her that Yoko and John were having an affair and John left his wife and child for her. Also, its wildly speculated she influenced John in cutting his oldest son completely out of his last will, leading to a fierce court battle where the son settled for 25M but nothing compared to Yoko’s 800M. The woman also started auctioning off John’s things shortly after the settlement, including letters John’s son had written to him. The son used his settlement money to buy them back.

Yeah. Lack of talent and retardation aside, Yoko is a woman anyone would be proud to be compared to.

I came across a feminist sect on old Tumblr that legitimately believed Yoko was a badass bitch, and admired her callousness and "groundbreaking" uncouthness. There weren't many of them, but the idea is certainly out there. There was a lot of overlap with the "I-will-show-you-my-pit-hair" crowd.

 

[Tablet County]

I came across a feminist sect on old Tumblr that legitimately believed Yoko was a badass bitch, and admired her callousness and "groundbreaking" uncouthness. There weren't many of them, but the idea is certainly out there. There was a lot of overlap with the "I-will-show-you-my-pit-hair" crowd.

There will always be a group of people that think cruelty is cool so long as it forwards some pet idea of theirs.

 

[Leo Frank]

I came across a feminist sect on old Tumblr that legitimately believed Yoko was a badass bitch, and admired her callousness and "groundbreaking" uncouthness. There weren't many of them, but the idea is certainly out there. There was a lot of overlap with the "I-will-show-you-my-pit-hair" crowd.

So Yoko was essentially pop culture’s first and most infamous grade A bitch and a lot of other talentless bitches looked/still look up to her.
I guess it makes sense because the people who seem to glaze her are all ugly and untalented so she must be their queen. If someone like Yoko can wind up almost a billionaire it must give them all hope. If Yoko Ono never met John, was a little dirtier and put on a street performance people would have assumed she was a mentally ill homeless person.

Edit: according to this doc
- Yoko = amazing
- Amber Heard = victim

Anisa’s orbiters are arguing now lol.
I watched five or six minutes and checked out when they started talking about Yoko’s head tarot card reader or some shit

 

[Meth Dick]

Wiping your ass thoroughly
In what fucking world is that considered feminine? It's basic hygiene for fuck sake.
buying vanilla beans
I've never thought of it, but how is that either masc or fem? Is Ian putting them up his ass?
driving on the left side/using foreign currency
as an American I'm obligated to call that gay.
removing lint from the lint trap
haha nothing screams FAGGOT like taking care of your appliances, amirite fellas?
picking up loose change on the ground
I mean I won't dive for it like a jew but if it's like a handful of quarters then yeah, why not? I'll put it in a change jar, or is owning a change jar not masculine enough for Ian Johma?
paying taxes
as an American I'm obligated to call that super fucking gay.
monitoring the health of your pets
the way I do it is fine. Is the animal moving? is it eating and drinking? No? then okay vet time unless they're super old, then just make 'em comfortable and let nature take it's course. I'm not spending thousands of fucking dollars and a dog that's basically already dead. But I assume the Johma's are hyper vigilant "fur parents" and will (at least pretend to) spend every second and penny possible to extend their dogs life by another hour when the dog probably just wants to die to get away from them. Sometimes saving them is the cruelest thing you can do, but I doubt they ever consider that.

 

[Blue Gem Kosher Queen]

"I FEEL LIKE THIS IS BIASED BECAUSE I'M ON A FLAVOURED WATER KICK LATELY HEE HEE"

I thought the flavoured water thing is associated with zoomers because of the meme that we cant drink anything that doesn't have sugar or caffeine in it. Seriously, how weak you have to be to do that? Apparently theres an air equivalent because breathing is also too vanilla.

 

[Meth Dick]

I thought the flavoured water thing is associated with zoomers

Anisa and Ian are clearly having midlife crises in their 30's. But instead of normal people who do that in their 40's-50's and buy Hawaiian shirts and motorcycles these are millennials that really want to be seen as zoomers which is just baffling to me.
It's sort of like wiggers, which is worse, the nigger or the white guy who WANTS to be a nigger?

 

[JelloJerk]

I thought the flavoured water thing is associated with zoomers because of the meme that we cant drink anything that doesn't have sugar or caffeine in it. Seriously, how weak you have to be to do that? Apparently theres an air equivalent because breathing is also too vanilla.

To be fair, I think that's the one thing on the list that I can see being gendered. I can't see a guy having a flavoured water obsession, just like I can't see them having a boba or an 8 dollar Starbucks milkshake obsession. It is pretty fruity. But yes, it's also the "in" thing right now. Pretty in-brand for Anisa to be drinking sugary garbage instead of regular, healthy water because the zoomers do it.

 

[orangecat]

So Yoko was essentially pop culture’s first and most infamous grade A bitch and a lot of other talentless bitches looked/still look up to her.
I guess it makes sense because the people who seem to glaze her are all ugly and untalented so she must be their queen. If someone like Yoko can wind up almost a billionaire it must give them all hope. If Yoko Ono never met John, was a little dirtier and put on a street performance people would have assumed she was a mentally ill homeless person.

Edit: according to this doc
- Yoko = amazing
- Amber Heard = victim

Anisa’s orbiters are arguing now lol.
I watched five or six minutes and checked out when they started talking about Yoko’s head tarot card reader or some shit

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I hate when people claim Johnny Depp and Amber Heard were both abusive like it's some cut and dry fact. Have none of them listened to the audios? I was listening to the evidence laid out years before the trial became a thing, and it was all Heard admitting that SHE hit her husband on numerous occasions and accusing him of "walking away" whenever they got into a fight. The only time she can claim he was physically abusive was she says "you hit back". Back. Doesn't sound like he was the abuser there. He admits to having drug problems and anger issues from his mom dying, but there isn't any evidence (at least from all the audio logs and trials) to show he was abusing her beyond calling her cruel names during fights. Yet I keep seeing people claim he was an abuser too (without evidence). Not defending him since most Hollywood people turn out to be scumbags, but I have yet to see any evidence of this.

 

[Leo Frank]

Anisa is validated by being compared to Yoko ono in a doc that also paints Amber Heard as a victim as well. The psychopath agrees that Yoko and Anisa are practically the same and they’re heccin victims or whatever




Edit: it’s crazy she’s still holding this L and trying to gaslight everyone as it being a W. In the first few minutes of that doc it’s said that when five year old Sean Lennon, son of Yoko and John, found out that John was dead he only wanted the nanny. It’s explained that John had taken on the role as primary caregiver to Sean so Yoko had time for her “career”. The kid only cared for the nanny and John. But Yoko Ono got death threats and someone apparently said they were on their way to kill her so she never did anything wrong.

So add shit mom to the list. As I said earlier, I checked out when they started talking about Yoko’s personal tarot card reader but holy shit. The cope is beyond retarded. I need a word stronger than retarded.

 

[Would]

Am I retarded or is there nothing special going on with her legs?

There's nothing special.
She has no definition or size. She reaches the lowest bar of "not fat" and nothing else.

She has noodle arms as well, I'm not about to say she is fat, she really isn't, there isn't much fat at all on her arms, and her posing like that in both photos, should in theory show some sort of an outline of her bicep if her claims are at all true.

She doesn't train consistently.
Like everything else in her life, she has brief moments of inspiration and then completely abandons it. She has no discipline to train consistently and has 0 work ethic to suffer through the stress and pain of a productive workout that will force the body to change and try to adapt to weight training by gaining muscle, and she possesses the diet of a skinny fat hipster that will never reveal her abs or the finer lines of her skeletal tissue.

Hence, all she'll ever achieve is "not fat".
It's the female equivalent of the (skinny) fat guys who work out once or twice a week, skip leg day, and follow no beneficial dietary lifestyle change; the result is a body with a chubby torso and the faintest hint of muscle mass that only reveals itself under the most flattering of lights and camera angles.

I genuinely don't know what she's trying to achieve here

Nothing, just like every single thing else in her life.
However, she'll tell you that she's achieved overall health (despite claiming to be 15 different kinds of ill the next hour for asspats online).

it would be perfectly good for her to say she watches her weight, diets, gets her steps in etc etc, because she looks the part

But that's not extraordinary. And Anus wants no part in being an ordinary person.

Today is July 5. 11 days have gone by. That’s less than two weeks. And she is posting that she added a lot of muscle this round of bulking. It’s just ridiculous.

Bipolar bitches and lies are akin to Trannies and bad smells.

her claims of squatting hundreds of pounds.

Similar to how men can bench/curl relatively small weights and gain a relatively larger chest/bicep, women can put on a lot of leg mass with as little as 90lb squats.
In fact, your favorite female influencers on instagram aren't deadlifting 225 for reps unless they're competing.
Anus claiming she can squat hundreds of lbs while possessing quads that look like they buckle under 50lbs shows just how rarely she productively lifts for hypertrophy or strength.
If she could squat 1.5x her weight in plates alone for 6+ reps she'd have legs like these:



And not her ordinary legs, never mind squatting hundreds of lbs.
She's such a compulsive liar she can't even make up scenarios that sound credible or logical.

This tweet comes the day after Anissa brags about her average heart rate being 30-40 bpm

Is she comatose? 30bpm means her brain isn't getting enough oxygen for fuck's sake.
She's such a shit liar OMG...
For reference, yes, normally the less a heart beats, the healthier it is.
But there's limits.
A heart rate less than 60bpm starts to delve into the realm of bradycardia. A 30bpm heart rate would have any physician concerned.
60-75 is perfectly healthy and downright ideal if you're someone who lifts like Anisa claims to lift. But no, that wouldn't be extraordinary, and Anus is a very special girl.

She's so stupidly obsessed with being an outstanding example of excellence in everything she says bullshit that even DSP could debunk.
She's a retard who claims to lift weight like a marine yet have the stamina and endurance of a triathlon champion; both of these contradict each other. You cannot be an anaerobic (weight lifting) master and an aerobic (cardio to a level needed to claim sub-50bpm when stationary or at rest) prodigy at the same time. It's like saying bright darkness or naturally synthetic.

I cannot wait for the day she claims she solidified her atheism after meeting face to face with God. Stupid bitch.

Maybe she really is 30bpm and her is brain deprived of oxygen; it would explain a lot if not everything.
I can't believe Ian threw everything away for Anus. What a prize. Niggerfaggot.

 

[James Brown]

Oh shit, here we go again...
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She's literally Clockwork-Orangeing him. Masterful display of BPD propagandism.

 

[SHIGGSHOGG]

Ian made a shitty video

 

[James Brown]

Ian made a shitty video

Do middle schoolers still watch stuff like this? I have a feeling this probably is endearing to slime kids..even though it's way too long. I just can't believe this is the content they're going on and on about that is stimulating growth.