Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

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How will Anisa beg for attention next?

  • In a hospital bed with some caption like “I lived bitch"

    Votes: 195 8.2%
  • Announces her psych hospitalization to the world on the podcast

    Votes: 216 9.1%
  • Vagueposting on Twitter about self harm

    Votes: 773 32.5%
  • Announces that it was actually Ian who was going to kill himself, she just wants the sympathy

    Votes: 449 18.9%
  • Divorce from Poo-Pants Swastika Boy

    Votes: 485 20.4%
  • Takes a break from all social media (lol)

    Votes: 258 10.9%

  • Total voters
    2,376
Oh how inspirational, I wonder who this woman Anisa is replying to is...
That's the one with Monique on her dirty mirror, she told bowblax to eat her ass. She's crazy, gross and not a happy person.
The pictures from the strip clubs that she's posted all look like trucker bars. Bunch of old, fat, scruffy dudes in the background. She dances for the Rileys and Ethan Ralphs of this world.
 
I need a bigger and better rating than Lunacy, Horrifying, and Islamic Content. Those are not gonna do it for this. Every single time someone looks into the people who follow Anisa or who she interacts with, it's somehow someone that comes off as far crazier than her and that's fucking terrifying.

Just off the top off my head:
-The tranny who talked about getting period cramps
-Mrs "the doctor massages the knots out of my pussy"
-The one who had a psychotic episode at a Bowblax fan
-K4iley (Maybe not crazier, but at least on the same level of crazy)
-This one.
Most if not all of them 30 or older.
Is Anisa a kind of reverse ratking? The Kevin Gibes of failed women? Do we need an "Anisa Orbiter" thread?
 
Is Anisa a kind of reverse ratking? The Kevin Gibes of failed women? Do we need an "Anisa Orbiter" thread?
I don't think any of them are notable enough to have their own thread, even if we piled them all together. I think they're better off as little side characters here. Remember when we made a Harley thread and it died almost immediately? These people are too boring on their own. They occasionally have little insanity outbursts, but not enough to maintain a thread I don't think.
 
-The one who had a psychotic episode at a Bowblax fan
Kari the 35 year old OF queen who has never been happier is the one who blew up on a bowblax fan and gave the fan her address. She takes nude photos with her cat which is disgusting.

It always blows my mind how deeply they criticize other creators or people when they have no ground to judge anyone. They are an absolute wreck and look at who supports them. Most people would reflect deeply if they looked around at the winners who orbit them and are now branded as the face of Jomha fans and think “where did I go wrong to attract these people?”

But nope. I think Anisa knows they’re batshit but they feed her delusions and ego so she needs them to stick around for validation. I also think they make her just feel better about herself because she has more money and they come off as bigger, more deranged losers than her.
 
And the cringe witch arc officially begins (she’s been dropping cringe witch shit on IG stories on and off the last four to six months)

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And the like count is off due to low engagement. She also loses 100 followers every time she makes a post. I’m assuming the like count is off because at this moment, a little over two hours in, this post on IG is sitting at 100 likes exactly.

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And the cringe witch arc officially begins (she’s been dropping cringe witch shit on IG stories on and off the last four to six months)

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And the like count is off due to low engagement. She also loses 100 followers every time she makes a post. I’m assuming the like count is off because at this moment, a little over two hours in, this post on IG is sitting at 100 likes exactly.

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every witch needs a wizard skilled in crafting wands more powerful than any Hitachi
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And the cringe witch arc officially begins (she’s been dropping cringe witch shit on IG stories on and off the last four to six months)

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And the like count is off due to low engagement. She also loses 100 followers every time she makes a post. I’m assuming the like count is off because at this moment, a little over two hours in, this post on IG is sitting at 100 likes exactly.

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Oh hell yes I am so ready for the witch arc.
 
I don't think any of them are notable enough to have their own thread, even if we piled them all together. I think they're better off as little side characters here. Remember when we made a Harley thread and it died almost immediately? These people are too boring on their own. They occasionally have little insanity outbursts, but not enough to maintain a thread I don't think.
I suppose that's the one accomplishment Anisa has: she's so selfish and uninteresting that it ironically makes her interesting to talk about.

Either Ian is trying to be funny by making fun of himself (like in his old videos), or he's picked up Anisa's habit of revealing private shit for no reason.
After watching the cold ones video, it kind of confirmed that he retained all the gross/icky/sexual humor he used to have (eating gross stuff, bathroom humor, etc.) but didn't keep the funny aspect. So now he's just gross. He hasn't matured, he's just taken away the parts of his personality that made the more gross parts at least somewhat charming/funny.
 
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I suppose that's the one accomplishment Anisa has: she's so selfish and uninteresting that it ironically makes her interesting to talk about.
The most interesting thing about Anisa is her relationship with Ian, and how she was able to turn him into such a spineless faggot. Without him, she would be indistinguishable from the BDP orbiters we see in her Twitter comments. Hell, this is the only Beaty Parlour thread I follow and it's solely because I used to be a fan of Ian.
 
I thought I posted this but I guess I didn't. Around the same time the Matan interview was published, Sam Hyde was also a guest in this other podcast with a black guy called David Lucas. Pretty comfy and Sam is pretty down to earth and serious here. Makes it all the funnier that Ian keeps insisting that Sam is always in character and that's why the documentary "failed".
They talk about iDubbbz around the 17 minute mark

Sam says that he didn't even think he was trolling iDubbbz, he was just trying to make it entertaining for iDubbbz and for him (Ian) to have something to monetise and put on his channel. The black guy asks what would have happened if there was no reveal at the end? And Sam says that it all depended on iDubbbz's reaction-- if his reaction had just been fun and silly "then he comes out looking good", "if his reaction is that he takes the mask off and shows that he was trying to set me up in the first place, then it makes him look like a fucking jackass"

There's a new pod out:
Once again, when I went to download the video it showed a different thumbnail on the website that I use:
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For posterity, this is their current thumbnail:
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So I guess they just do this often? Not sure why they changed it to one that's more unappealing.
Archive:
Being Flexible is Masculine!! - She Ruined My Career! #39 [Uploaded Jul 9, 2024]
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Part 2:


I watched about a minute of the second part and iDubbbz made a list of things to sort into "masculine" or "feminine" categories, and Ian first says a disclaimer that it's just the SOCIETAL NOTIONS and what would TRADITIONALLY BE CLASSIFIED AS MASCULINE OR FEMININE but it ACKSHUALLY doesn't make sense at all. They say that "knowing what a cloaca is" is feminine and Anisa goes "WELL MAYBE THAT'S JUST ME BECAUSE I'M SOOO OBSESSED WITH ANIMAL FACTS", drinking flavour water is feminine and then Anisa says "I FEEL LIKE THIS IS BIASED BECAUSE I'M ON A FLAVOURED WATER KICK LATELY HEE HEE" aaaand no, I can't do this.

Previous EPs:
Episode 1 and 2
3 and 4
Episode 5
Episode 6 to 8
Episode 9
Episodes 10 to 13
Episode 14
Episode 15
Episode 16
Episode 17
Episode 18
Episode 19
Episode 20 & 21
Episodes 22 & 23
Episodes 24 & 25
Episode 26
Episodes 27 & 28
Episode 29
Episode 30
Episode 31
Episode 32
Episodes 33 & 34
Episode 35
Episode 36
Episode 37 & 38
 
I watched about a minute of the second part and iDubbbz made a list of things to sort into "masculine" or "feminine" categories, and Ian first says a disclaimer that it's just the SOCIETAL NOTIONS and what would TRADITIONALLY BE CLASSIFIED AS MASCULINE OR FEMININE but it ACKSHUALLY doesn't make sense at all.
I need to know who's big brain idea putting "driving on the left side of the road" on there was. How the fuck are you going to assign a gendered attribute to something a majority of the world does. Fucking hell.
 
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