Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

I've seen more concerns about the lack of shaded areas and water on a hot day for thousands of people who came out to support Orange Man Bad since people were passing out and needing medical attention. Cities here will crack open the fire hydrants and attach fountains to them so people can drink on hot summers, OMB couldn't even figure out to do that? Pretty sure even Sleepy Joe knows that hot days are hot.
Useful_Mistake said:
Bro really is moving up in the world. First he starts killing Trump supporters, then he tries to kill Trump. Is there no end to Patrick's rage?
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Only when the last Stalker Child is enjoying prison, or dead.
 
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Interesting hypothetical, if drumpf wins in november does that mean the stalker-cyberterrorist task group the US government is running on fat's behalf will be mothballed or is this something he expects orange man to carry on for him?

EDIT: actually I just realised, it gives him a useful out for why despite years of promising and enjoyable prison and full FBI and deep state support, there has been precisely diddly in terms of results or arrests or investigations. The stalkerchilds were totally about to be arrested before their catspaw won the election and not only stopped the investigation but burned all records of the task force to make it look like pat was just a fat and gay liar (with bitch tits) the whole time
 
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Useful_Mistake said:
Bro really is moving up in the world. First he starts killing Trump supporters, then he tries to kill Trump. Is there no end to Patrick's rage?
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Great minds think alike.

He's already had a taste for blood. He can't keep getting away with it.

(Minor request: can we get the 'speed reloading' clip superimposed over current events?)
 
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THE PIG HAS WEIGHED IN......at somwhere over 300kg

In other news he has also decided that hes going with the "MUH FALSE FLAG! ITS A CONSPIRACY!!!" option
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EDIT: ok so....its a false flag because of how gloriously successful Biden has been this last week and how the foul treachery from known drumpf supporters like CNN, the NYT, and MAGA celebs like Stephen King and Rob Reiner and Colbert has miserably failed to put a dent in his unprecedented popularity
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Gonna be real here.....despite how much of a fatrick addict I am, even I am just fucking astounded by how retarded this notion of his is
 
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Patrick is once again tough guy posting
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Gonna be real here.....despite how much of a fatrick addict I am, even I am just fucking astounded by how retarded this notion of his is
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When I heard Trump dodged a bullet, I immediately went to go see if my good friend Piggy Tomlinson was the culprit.
 
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AutoClownMaker said:
Normally if you are trolling you'd not use pictures and if you do photos from someplace else.

The meth pics can't be found elsewhere on tineye. The partial fingerprint in the one meth picture would be on brand for a meth smoking gay Patrick fan.

There is even a pro Keffals post along with demanding it be illegal to detransition.

Meth is a hell of a drug - it makes ya look like a troll.
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So the only people Fatrick has on his side are a few chomos, a pajeet, and a meth addict? Gee, I wonder what Fats has to say about the company someone keeps. fat oinking.jpg
...Oh.
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EDIT: he deleted this xeet and replaced it with an even whinier (and fatter) one
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For some reason I can't help but read the first paragraph in the Francis Dec* voice (yes I know it's Doc on the Roq)
 
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DiggieSmalls said:
Yea, thats an audacious thing to say while you hang around with chomos. His utter lack of self realization is super funny. Guy is a walking caricature of the most basic FFWBT.
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If I'm being completely honest (I'm sorry Null, I'll delet dis if you prefer) it makes me legitimately suspect there's a storm where that shipwreck is
 
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I posted in the Trump thread, but since this one's a bit slower, there's no way this was a falseflag. The risk of an intentional miss from that distance actually hitting is way too damn high for someone like Trump to take. If it was a falseflag, it would have been someone opening fire on his audience, injuring as many as possible, not going for him.
 
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Here are IMO the most likely ways he plays this
  • its a false flag that orangeman faked to muh-reichstag-fire the election
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Followers Jackie and dollycule have leaned into the fake idea. Followers of Jackie are outright saying staged and a couple saying the Russians did it. The clown car will have arrived when they start saying 'it is all a movie' and 'enjoy the show'. I have hope that dollycule gets a few meth pipes into the weekend and says more to make 'em the target of the SS. With the SSDI whines on the timeline, the meth and the statements of past political based violence there is no way it ends well for Ms. Meth Pony.

None of the clowns talking about false flags are gonna point out that no one would be able to entertain such a position if governments were not assholes who do false flags and this has come to light. Actual false flags operations is why Alex Jones and Jackie Singh put forth their conspiracy theories. Having honest government would eventually make claims of false flags just a thing wackjobs say but having honest people in power just doesn't seem humanly possible.

Edit - perp is dead.

Russia willing be a part of an assassination attempt of a past president - how fucking brain dead are these people. Reasonable national governments want no part in any way of assassinations in other nations as it is nothing but a problem. Especially with how cheaply one can normally just buy off American politicians.

At least his 'keep him alive for his crimes' is original and not leaning into a theory of a conspiracy. It lets Patrick dis Donald but in a way that would be hard to take as a threat. But I have faith in Patrick to make statements which will be worse for him on the topic because he can't stop seeking narc validation.
 
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Markorian said:
I posted in the Trump thread, but since this one's a bit slower, there's no way this was a falseflag. The risk of an intentional miss from that distance actually hitting is way too damn high for someone like Trump to take. If it was a falseflag, it would have been someone opening fire on his audience, injuring as many as possible, not going for him.
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Pat's managed to speedrun becoming a conspiracy nut in the 2 weeks since the debate.

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