US US Politics General - Discussion of President Biden and other politicians

 

[Ghost of Biden]

This country has gone insane.

Have you not been paying attention? We’ve been insane.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Trump grabbed his ear before he went down, and he didn't smack himself on anything.

He got shot and he was about two inches away from getting the full JFK.

 

[PhoBingas]

Fucking Taxi Driver fans

I don't even know what modern actress they'd be obsessed with. They're all so dumpy and weird.

 

[Farsided]

>Where were you when you learned President Abe was shot?
Kiwifarms

>Where were you when you learned Iran's president died in a helicopter crash?
Kiwifarms

>Where were you when you learned President Trump was shot?
Kiwifarms

Only the guilty has alibi at the ready.

 

[Kid Named Rocket]

Toasting in epic bread, can't wait for Hamlinson to make a Xitter seethe thread about this

 

[mlanguishi]

Going to be a LOT of 'muh democracy' campaigning over this. Seeing all of them say this exact thing.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Takes a shot to the head
…it misses

TRUMP HAS LITERAL PLOT ARMOUR!

 

[lurker123]

FYI If you look at the profiles of any of the "he missed" crowd, they are all nonwhite.

 

[Low IQ Doctor]

Shooter looks white

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

Let's see what they're saying at the self-described front page of the Internet. Oh, wait....

 

[Two Hands]

Nothing ever happens bros? It's over.

 

[Clyde Cash's Left Teste]

This is also where I learned Queen Elizabeth had died.

I remember being in class when she died and saying the Queen died

 

[mindlessobserver]

Why’d you do it? Just to watch him die?

Every night I hang my head and cry.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Faker than the Holocaust. He's desperate so he's trying to bump his ratings via a fake assassination and miraculous recovery story. Mutts eat this shit up.

What if the shooter had missed and actually scored a headshot?

This narrative of yours is really retarded.

 

[Jerry1337]

Guys, there wasn't any assassination attempt, you idiots. His ear just did that. Do your ears not just do that? Fucking liberals.

This is the funniest post I have seen tonight
I have pissed myself laughing at it.
Thank you for writing it, kind stranger.
:^)

 

[King Metalia]

This country has gone insane.

That's precisely why I'm here. America's descent into insanity is better entertainment than the latest bullshit from Disney.

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

Trump grabbed his ear before he went down, and he didn't smack himself on anything.

He got shot and he was about two inches away from getting the full JFK.

It is insane how close it was to being a JFK event. He either has the greatest luck when it comes in need or someone's watching his ass.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

C’mon guys, do you really think that the US government would try to assassinate a former President?
That’s just crazy, I mean that just doesn’t happen.

 

[TheRaptorJesus]

Trump grabbed his ear before he went down, and he didn't smack himself on anything.

He got shot and he was about two inches away from getting the full JFK.

He was cutting his ear with a razor blade as the SS covered for him.

 

[swiftcel]

Yesterday my retarded ass finally decided to make a new farms account after losing access to my old one. I see I made the right decision, holy shit.